| #1 ::nobody::[37235] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
| 1st on my report, as always ;) |
| #2 TaloN[37237] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| OMFG 2ND!!!! HAHAHA GOSU! |
| #3 Executor[37238] |
| cache3.ihug.co.nz |
| 3 comment... WOW |
| #4 Fractal_Wave[37240] |
| 24.67.140.248.bc.wave.home.com |
Godly.
plur
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
#5  [37242] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
i wasnt gonna read it, but as i scrolled down to see the pics there was a hot anime chick.
hrm that always grabs my attention.
reading it now . . . |
| #6 Headless_Clown[37243] |
| cr647412-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com |
Lame report nobody =) actually, pretty entertaining. moose jokes are cool. so is nobody. i nominate nobody for god.
nobody in double O. that's your slogan now. |
| #7 ::nobody::[37244] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Headless: Yea! we need a 'God' poll LOL
"nobody in double O" i dont understand it, but i like it! (btw, i see you read the alt text =P)
Bob: yea, hot anime chicks own ;)
Frac: thanks!!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #8 TaloN[37245] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
Original report, keep coming up with them.
And i think that one small text goes something like this:
"C'mon down to moose ... ... You know you always wanted ... ..."
or something like that. My eyes are bad. |
| #9 Sp|nE[37247] |
| dialup1709-pri.voicenet.com |
nice job =)
9.43904875893475399 |
| #10 <FONT COLOR=0000FF>RS.anime(RS)</FONT>[37248] |
| sfe-nm6-169.ix.netcom.com |
| Hehehehe this deseves a 10, becasue of the hot anime chick. |
| #11 [37251] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| pretty good, but who is that anime chick? |
| #12 Baxter-O'Bixby[37252] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
::nobody::, this is a shameless bid for the HoF. You win the pervert vote with the hot anime chick. You win the "people who miss YRM" vote with the stunning graphics. And you win the Baxter vote by including lots of quotes (even the idiot one, because that was damn funny), and then kissing my ass at the end.
What I'm saying is, keep up the good work. 10. :) |
#13  [37258] |
| dsl-gte-jr13661-1.linkline.com |
| That was some game. Great report too. Can't believe Lela quit. She's giving terrans a bad name! I thought that anime check was pretty hot too. hehe |
| #14 Dausuul[37259] |
| moola.tcom.purdue.edu |
I love it. Lela is my heroine. She owned that game, except for leaving at a critical moment.
About the lameness, though... what happened to offensive rax floats, 4-pools, and anything involving psi-storm? As far as I can tell, the only storms in that game were from Team Spank. Seems to me Team Lame missed a few... (Okay, so you can't 4-pool when both teams are Terran and Toss. That's no excuse.)
The report was a riot. Wish I was a rater; I'd give it a 9 or 10. As for the anime chick--she's scantily clad and she has bat-wingy things on her shoulders and pointy things on her head. She's obviously Infested Kerrigan in disguise. For those of you who will dispute this, my logic is (as you can see from my comments on other BRs) utterly unassailable at all times, and you know it. |
| #15 [{o}][37264] |
| user-2ivea94.dialup.mindspring.com |
| Cool!! |
| #16 Ph3arMe[37274] |
| r-174.118.alltel.net |
| /me bows down before the almight moose salsesmen |
| #17 TheCabbit[37282] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
I think it says...
have you ever wanted own a moose? come on down to Chester's Moose Farm and pick up a moose today
in the first one |
| #18 SuperGeneral[37283] |
| cr732571-a.pr1.on.wave.home.com |
what happened to the septerra core games? :( bleh...
nice pics :) |
| #19 thecabbit[37284] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
and the second one says...
cmon down da moose are da best. you know you've always wanted a moose boy!
I think.. |
| #20 thecabbit[37285] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| oh and it was UNCLE chester's farm I think. not sure :) |
| #21 -sexaholic-[37286] |
| 1Cust41.tnt13.alameda.ca.da.uu.net |
| ONE OF THE BETTER BR'S IVE READ IN A LONNNNGGGGG TIME. |
| #22 probe[37297] |
| 242849hfc69.tampabay.rr.com |
doh i forgot to comment
really cool pics, best yet, but the text was too contrasting. i suggest using silver as instead of white, <font color=white> this is white, very contrasting, hard on eyes, and dosn't go well with other colors</font> and this is silver, the color u see in all the other posts :))
just my opinion
also may want to space out the paragraphs more, and indent :D (something <i>I</i> need to do in my br's
was a cool game, i didn't really read much, but i got the idea
9:D (my favorite br of yours ever, nob)
|
| #23 probe[37298] |
| 242849hfc69.tampabay.rr.com |
woah, does an italicized i look like a / ?
/
<i>I</i>
/
<i>I</i>
/ |
| #24 probe[37299] |
| 242849hfc69.tampabay.rr.com |
guess not.
sorry for the spam;)) |
| #25 Marie47[37316] |
| std183.dorms6.macalester.edu |
| Great report! Nice writing and awesome graphics. Definately worth reading:D Quite gosu^^ |
| #26 Sp|nE[37321] |
| dialup1709-pri.voicenet.com |
| marie47 ? |
| #27 Punck~[37324] |
| spider-wl081.proxy.aol.com |
| Damn my eyes hurt from staring at that hot an...the small print in the pictures. |
| #28 wallabystein[37325] |
| pm162-112.dialup.netidea.com |
Sweeeet work as usual.. Man, your pics are just too pretty, how DO you do it?
So did you manage to see my battle report today that got deleted? Apparently 'The Man' is trying to keep me down, prolly claiming that ten year olds would be emotionally scarred by coarse language. Whee, too bad, it was pretty funny. I'll go look for you right now bye |
| #29 seankandelsux[37327] |
| 24-25-200-2.san.rr.com |
basically all i gotta say is sean kandell sucks ass,
later,
j-dog |
| #30 GoT GaMe[37335] |
| user-2initfs.dialup.mindspring.com |
| om gay nob, i didn't think u would br that game, yes it was gay. oh well, |
| #31 ::nobody::[37338] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
got game: u were ownage in that game ;)
j-dog: nice work in Academic League last night ;)
Wallabystein: we gotta hook up soon, its been a while!
Everyone else: i see the hot anime chick was everyone's favorite part (including me) LOL I think i'll have one in every BR =P Congrats to those of you who guessed the small print. The first one is something like "have you ever wanted own a moose? come on down to Uncle Chester's Moose Land and pick up a moose today!" While the second one says "cmon down da mooses are da best. you know you've always wanted a moose! buy!" Also, i see some of you read the alt-text...ownage ;) THANKS ALL!
Ciao!
::nobody::
|
#32  [37339] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
This report owns because the game itself was REALLY good.
10! |
| #33 Talon[37344] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| Aha! I got like half of the second small text. |
| #34 I Hate Medics[37358] |
| ss5-02.inre.asu.edu |
Good work Nobo! Pwewwy graphics..
LeLa's a wuss and shouldn't have quit... OUWWWW... *is being beaten by LeLa*.. I'm sorry almighty LeLa.
Well, I had to comment for 2 reasons, 1) LeLa will beat me if I don't. 2) Nobody will beat me if I don't. life sux.
P.S: Hilbs is a donkey raping, ass licking, lesbian vampire.
Medics'
|
| #35 ~LeLa~[37363] |
| ss5-01.inre.asu.edu |
LoVe the BR. it owns. you own. i own medics. lalala
P.S the anime chick is disgusting and i hate her!!! delete her!! ICKY!!!!
P.S.S medics is my bitch
P.SSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS hilbs is serioualy heterosexually challenged kid.i hope he gets ass raped by richard simmons. lil prick. |
| #36 WilliamWC3[37364] |
| huru27.wuh.wustl.edu |
| Nobody For God! Kickass report as usual. |
| #37 ::nobody::[37376] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
William: thanks =D
Lela: OMG you ARE the anime chick, didn't you know that!?!?! hehehe
Medics: I wont beat you if you dont comment... (maybe castrate you, but cetainly not beat you... =P)
Snowy: thanks!!
Probe: thanks for the nice comments =)
Everyone else: THANKS!!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #38 ChinksWithGuns[37385] |
| adsl-63-193-153-8.dsl.lsan03.pacbell.net |
| Dammit, tell me how you did all those great pictures. The best I can do with my html and picture editing skills is a white backgrounded html failure with cheap images. TELL ME HOW YOU DO IT |
| #39 mlylecarlin[37386] |
| 1Cust31.tnt1.san-antonio2.tx.da.uu.net |
Truly amazing damn good game! AN excellent BR as well.
The anime chick was a nice touch, DO THAT MORE OFTEN! BTW did anybody notice that it said "Nobody Did This" right next to the anime chick. Hmm.... Double Double Entendre, and a cryin shame either way you take it. I'll bet Anybody did notice it ^^
10! (I mean ! to emphasise my 10, not as 10 factorial, though maybe I woulda given it that were the chick slightly less clad :-) |
| #40 [CAT]Willzzz[37387] |
| pc78.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk |
| Well the lamest thing for me was lela quitting, especially with terran where you can do such a lot with so few units, and even lift off your buildings.. if you can devote all of your attention to a dropship with a tank and a couple of goliaths you can piss someone well off.. soo close tho even so. |
| #41 kent2[37408] |
| reames.cord.edu |
How the *bleep* did Lela not own? What did she do with all those minerals from all those expansions?
Good report |
| #42 ~LeLa~[37410] |
| ss12-11.inre.asu.edu |
| YUCK!!!!! no way!!! im way hotter than the anime chick! ICKY ICKY DIE ANIME!!! luv you nobody |
| #43 raycer[37420] |
| pool0068.cvx2-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
| erm that chick aint nothin compared to kasumi from dead or alive 2 =[ anyone who has a dreamcast that loves 3d fighters, dead or alive 2 is the greatest 3d fighting game ever =[ (well next to soul caliber)...ill post a link if anyone wants to see...anyway, nice report =D |
| #44 BW-sux[37429] |
| spider-te022.proxy.aol.com |
The report rox. The pics kicked ass. The anime bitch was ugly. Get bigger women, nobody.
LeLa: Help me destroy hilbs. |
| #45 [z]RubberDucky[37444] |
| crtntx1-ar3-098-206.dsl.gtei.net |
| I believe that anime chick is from Record of Lodoss War, but not sure =] |
| #46 Fox^1[37448] |
| csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com |
[Nobody has been invited to a korean channel that is run by a GOSU clan. They
have invited him because Nobody has waged war on the korean map hackers and they
are afraid of his GOSUness and trying to recruit him so that he may stop.]
KoreanClanChick: I here you have been given the rank of GOSUGOD
Nobody: I have been given nothing. StarCraft makes men who they are
KoreanClanChick: Does this make you the destroyer of our people? My own clan members
have suffered by your hands.
Nobody: That game was revenge for the suffering maphackers do to helpless
ladder players. And maphackers do far worse than what I did.
KoreanClanGuy: (In Korean) This man is telling lies and is a chobo.
Nobody: (In Korean) I never tell a lie, but I am a chobo.
(Side note-Nobody is GOSU not CHOBO)
Nobody: (In French) Or in french if you prefer (for the french clan members)
[Everyone shudders is his GOSUness. The KoreanClanChick is so charmed by nobody's
GOSUness that she leaves the Korean clan and joins the Nobody clan. Each member
is insulted by this and one by one they challenge nobody but are utterly humiliated.
With manuvers as beating zealots with overlords and Putting Siege tanks in bunkers.
THAT'S HOW GOSU NOBODY IS]
THIS REPORT OWNZ THE WORLD!!!!!!
Fox^1 |
| #47 ::nobody::[37471] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Fox: OMG u own!! i give your comment a 10!! =)
U all rule!!!!!
thanks sooo much!
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #48 RS.anime(RS)[37489] |
| sfe-nm6-206.ix.netcom.com |
Do'h oh well
<A HREF=http//www.geocities.com/anime_rs/"elly5.gif">Heh</a> |
#49  [37494] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
| Nice |
| #50 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[37523] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Whoa, nice!
Nice end pic too, hehehe
That'll keep RubberDucky, Probe and Talon all calm, sober and porn-free for a few weeks, rofl |
| #51 Elendale[37526] |
| 205-213-43-204.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
Erm... RS.anime I think your link is broken :(
Hot anime chick=10 tho :)
Lame game ::Nobody:: but you tricked me into reading it! I thought it was gonna be another S&S report and then I get a real game *fume* Oh well. Crazy stuff... empty carriers own!
-Elendale (Next time, get another hot anime chick) |
| #52 Toolbar[37535] |
| TK147047.univie.teleweb.at |
No need to comment on that, words can't say HOW gosu it is.
But I have a VERY important question:
When does the next S&S come out???
S&S is MY heroine. I NEED IT!!!!!!
<font color=red>Toolbar</font> |
| #53 Elendale[37732] |
| 205-213-43-164.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
Shouldn't that be heroin Toolbar? Unless S&S is collectively a singular female noun... Though I agree, gimme more! <i>gimme!</i>
-Elendale (even got the <i>!</i> in there) |
| #54 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[37735] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
| I read the whole thing now . . . what a good br. Deserves the 9.2 it got ;) |
| #55 seante[39033] |
| dt082nf0.san.rr.com |
sean is king of brood war. anybody did nobody's girlfriend doggy style in nobody's bed.
this is anybody saying goodnight. "good night"
|
| #56 ::nobody::[39262] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
sean, why u always got to make fun of my gf? Oh yea, cuz u jealous cuz shes so hot ^^
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #57 The-Lakers[47428] |
| user-2inith2.dialup.mindspring.com |
| nobo, i'm starting this trend of commenting on ur old br's^^ well neways, one thing u didn't notice, was that in my blitz to take over lela's expansion, i used hallucinated zealots to run them in and then used my real zeals and carriers. oh well, just my little tidbit. |
| #58 The Lakers[74408] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #59 The Lakers[74409] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #60 The Lakers[74410] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #61 The Lakers[74411] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #62 The Lakers[74412] |
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| #63 The Lakers[74413] |
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| #64 The Lakers[74414] |
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| #65 The Lakers[74415] |
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| #66 The Lakers[74416] |
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| #67 The Lakers[74417] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #68 The Lakers[74418] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #69 The Lakers[74419] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #70 The Lakers[74420] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #71 The Lakers[74421] |
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| #72 The Lakers[74422] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #73 The Lakers[74423] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
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| #74 The Lakers[74424] |
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| #75 The Lakers[74425] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
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| #76 The Lakers[74426] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #77 The Lakers[74427] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #78 The Lakers[74428] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #79 The Lakers[74429] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #80 The Lakers[74430] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #81 The Lakers[74431] |
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| #82 The Lakers[74432] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #83 The Lakers[74433] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #84 The Lakers[74434] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #85 The Lakers[74435] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #86 The Lakers[74436] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #87 The Lakers[74437] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
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| #88 The Lakers[74438] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #89 The Lakers[74439] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #90 The Lakers[74440] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #91 The Lakers[74441] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
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| #92 The Lakers[74442] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #93 The Lakers[74443] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #94 The Lakers[74444] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #95 The Lakers[74445] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #96 The Lakers[74446] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #97 The Lakers[74447] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #98 The Lakers[74448] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| nobo is a homo |
| #99 The Lakers[74449] |
| CBL185.pool013.CH001-glendale.hs.earthlink.net |
| any report featuring me needs 100+ comments muhahahahha nobody |
| #100 mattkid[76700] |
| 00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net |
| 101 no oh well |
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| spider-tn061.proxy.aol.com |
| WHERE AER 5 to 14 year olds nude i am 14 and i am gay with other boys fuck you yea right i am not gay you people are gay evey one of you that read this fuck of |
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