| #1 Evilbob[35674] |
| 196.25.116.190 |
| Great report, I love your humor! |
| #2 HolyAnarchy[35675] |
| 216.11.82.10 |
| I will reclaim you soon jamellan...grrrr...old humor in br, better do better on MINE |
| #3 HolyAnarchy[35676] |
| 216.11.82.10 |
| BTW 2nd comment, wow third too. Im at school. Now im getting in trouble for being on the net. Damn teachers. Doh. Later |
| #4 Jahap[35678] |
| proxy02.b-rail.be |
| Really funny, especially the part "cardboard i think. Maybe old newspapers". Keep it up! |
| #5 SId6.9[35679] |
| gatekeeper.swedish.org |
Hey Jamellan, so like who is your dealer, and what corner does he stand on?
Cause Sid6.9 really wants some of what you are smoking yeah baby, yeah! |
| #6 (T_N_O)[35680] |
| 198.168.49.221 |
| When I first read ur brs, I thought to myself "what the fuck is this shit?" but now whenever I read one I think back and wonder how I could have possibly not liked them before :) |
| #7 ChooChou[35687] |
| buster.hillsborough.k12.nj.us |
| Great report Jamellan. Very funny and screen shots were good. 2 thumbs up from the Choochou. |
| #8 CM9-Hydraless[35688] |
| dialup-209.245.98.83.Manchester1.Level3.net |
| Cool, I loved the br, you have a very, umm... unique style of writing! Your battle reports are great, but you gotta do another evil eye laser man first, you just gotta (why didn't any of you crackheads voice your opinions like the good man asked you too!)! Keep up the good writing! |
| #9 Herminator[35707] |
| 24.69.22.56.bc.wave.home.com |
EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN! EVIL EYE LASER MAN!
o yea, funnee br, but do EVIL EYE LASER MAN! first, m'kay? |
| #10 jeezumcrow[35709] |
| svweba03.statestreet.com |
i think i am going to get in trouble at work here :P
Damn funny Jam, keep up the good work :) |
#11  [35711] |
| 98AB2830.ipt.aol.com |
Stick man 1: <i>Can I get a Big Mac please?</i>
Stick man 2: <i>I'm sorry sir, we're closed due to the fact that this restaraunt is exploding.</i>
I actually had to stop reading the report for a couple of minutes after that because I was laughing so hard. Who in the world would ever think to make a fast food restaraunt out of a supply depot?
It amazes me how you can put so much weird shit in your BR and still manage to tell us what's going on in the game.
8
Dref |
| #12 shockwave[35714] |
| exchange1.sensable.com |
| Man, you've got some rare talent there. I dunno how people are able to think up that type of humor sometimes... I was laughing real hard after the SCV-with-PMS picture. |
| #13 Sp|nE[35717] |
| dialup138-pri.voicenet.com |
Jamellan for HOF =P
errr ...
Sp|nE for HOF ^^
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| #14 sync[35718] |
| 209-30-245-136.flash.net |
Hehe, this is great. This br has everything: exploding McDonalds, troop chatters, PMS'ingSCV's, Bob insults, and beating rodents with bats! Love it. Keep it up. Sync
Raar! |
| #15 D$^Gob_X[35722] |
| ns.wsd1.org |
I actually got to talk to Jamellan last week, what an honour!
Well, enough of suck up shit, I know where you get that humour from, and it ain't xtc.
Last Saturday I was playing for hours and after 5 caffine pills I got a little hyper at 6 in the morning. I had a hilarious game in a 3 player ffa.
I had an epic battle with myself while to hardkores battled it out. At the end I had a goon talking to the lost temple statues about smoking mushrooms for an hour! It twas f*cking funny! |
| #16 Elendale[35723] |
| 205-213-43-163.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
WOO! Funny stuff :) Love the troop talk, but I got kinda lost in the actual battle cuz I scrolled ahead just to see what they would say next :) Excellent job! I'd give it 9.5, but I'm not a rater... *sigh*. Keep it up!
-Elendale (Any report that mentions an exploding McDonalds is going to get a 9.5) |
#17  [35731] |
| 12.29.113.1 |
| Can't go into battle without your hotdogs. Haha |
| #18 Grav[35734] |
| 1Cust134.tnt1.augusta.me.da.uu.net |
| Alright, thats enough bad-mouthing McDonalds.. I happen to be a proud employee... Actually I wouldn't mind if the place exploded.. oh well.. nice BR, truly a mousepaint god.. |
| #19 probe[35739] |
| 242849hfc219.tampabay.rr.com |
| jamellan for hof |
| #20 GninnuC[35741] |
| 116.ft-lauderdale-06-07rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
gr...
i look like a newbie for making gollies vs zerg..let me just explain myself a bit...
Abrasive-X had goon/temp/zeal....and temps > mutas, so i figured go 8 rax HM w/ gol/vult/tank because that would be a large ground threat..i only have 2 rax at teh time so it wasnt worthwhile to try to make 9 more rax that late in the game and since he had guard/muta my only feasible anti-air was goliaths..
i just wasnt planning on 1v1ing a zerg =P
oh btw...GninnuC = CunninG sdrawkcab hehe ^^
and when bob said "slurgi vs griever"
that was because i am .Griever.
GninnuC is just a name 4 fun i happened to be on at the time, and bob knows me as griever instead.
heh GREAT br...i was rofl half the time...maybe i will be honored to be in another jamellan br.
GninnuC
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| #21 GninnuC[35742] |
| 116.ft-lauderdale-06-07rs.fl.dial-access.att.net |
bah that should be 8 FACT HM...not 8 rax..i got muddled =((
GninnuC |
| #22 TheCabbit[35743] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
| more text damn it:P Use sumthin 'sides paint too, those colors were killing me. Other than that, this was cool :) |
| #23 WilliamWC3[35745] |
| huru27.wuh.wustl.edu |
Evil Eye Laser Man for HOF.
Your reports kick ass... but do another Evil Eye Laser Man story. |
| #24 Umadon[35747] |
| 206.78.139.32 |
| ok jam, that owned, hehe, one of the best ones i ever read because of the side show you added. youre the mspaint master! |
#25  [35755] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
i started the jamellan for hof thing, all you posers can eat me.
jamellan for hof |
| #26 Talon[35761] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| I have no idea what to say about this =[ |
| #27 Slurgi_The_Newt[35765] |
| 1Cust183.tnt2.des-moines.ia.da.uu.net |
High Score, HIGH SCORE!!!!!!!!
heh, that was a fun game... but you forgot i only killed his mines because you promised me brownie points! you promised! i see no brownies =(. Do parts 2 and 3 ^^ |
| #28 xero[35814] |
| dial29.bellville.pointecom.net |
| EELM !!! you know ... i used to write papers back in high school that were funny like this ... so if i had time to write a BR ... or if i even knew how :-) i might be able to make somebody laugh :p hehehe |
| #29 xero[35817] |
| dial29.bellville.pointecom.net |
| EELM !!! you know ... i used to write papers back in high school that were funny like this ... so if i had time to write a BR ... or if i even knew how :-) i might be able to make somebody laugh :p hehehe |
| #30 SqueakyMonkey[35833] |
| osh1-753.twcny.rr.com |
Did anyone notice that that Bob The Newt logo looks like a man with an extremely large penis? <p>
Not that I'm gay or anything like that... |
| #31 Jamellan[35837] |
| aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU |
Ok SqueakyMonkey. I read yer little comment at 5:30 in the morning, so I got a nice laugh out of it :)
I would just like to say that i'm not into that Disney secret hidden sexual references shit. |
| #32 BW-sux[35846] |
| spider-wa033.proxy.aol.com |
| OMG Jamellan, I wan't your drugs. Where do you get such good drugs? |
| #33 strima11[35917] |
| 1Cust48.tnt1.broken-arrow.ok.da.uu.net |
| You're completely insane Jamellan. Great BR! |
| #34 outsider[84187] |
| spider-wm024.proxy.aol.com |
| bob the newt is my hero :o |
| #35 SilverLeafTree[84503] |
| c519836-a.iowact1.ia.home.com |
YAY OFF TUNE ZERGLINGS, AND 222 HOUR GAMES GO GO GO MAKE MORE!
MS PAINT > any other shitty program! |
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