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"Science Vessel is my flying templar! =) D-matrix is my halucination while irradiate is my psi-storm."
-[FLS]Prozerran




#1 Fractal_Wave[35286]
24.67.140.157.bc.wave.home.com
Quick & Dirty report & 1st comment. Ha.

plur

All the best,
Fractal_Wave




#2 JPaikman[35287]
huru59.wuh.wustl.edu
First Comment!

JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni

#3 Talon[35288]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Gosu 3rd

#4 Talon[35289]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Frax you owe me 2v2 8(
#5 JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni[35290]
huru59.wuh.wustl.edu
Damn man.

You won this time, but i'm winning the war!!!

JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni

Who likes to remind folks that this was whole thing is a farce





#6 [35291]
11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net
Welcome back FRACTAL!
#7 Talon[35293]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Welcome back YRM!
#8 Sp|nE[35294]
dialup0228-pri.voicenet.com
welcome back talon!
#9 Fractal_Wave[35295]
24.67.140.157.bc.wave.home.com
Not 15 minutes after posting, & the comment whores are already at it....

it's good to be back. & has anyone actually read it yet? I doubt it somehow....

plur

All the best,
Fractal_Wave






#10 Fox^1[35296]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
I read it Fractal. Good stuff nice to see you again! All text = good for us 56K users

Fox^1



#11 The-Dark-0ne[35298]
proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com
ok report but there wasn't really much effort put into it. (like mine=])
#12 WilliamWC3[35299]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Fractal_Wave!!!

Woohoo. Good work. Loved the sound effects. Nukes are undoubtedly the coolest thing in starcraft. I once had a toss begging for mercy even though he was out resourcing me 2 to 1 just cause I kept alternately nuking all of his expansions and he couldn't stop it. Persistant nuking = mental breakdown.

#13 casper[35302]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-827.look.ca
fractal = pinata :)
#14 The.Confessor[35303]
user-2ivelcb.dialup.mindspring.com
Let me break out my own personal rating guide:
Terran vs terran: -5
Science vessels before opponents have wraiths: +1
multiple use of nukes in a t v t: +5
offensive bunkering: -2
special fractal sound effects, including quotes from obs: +1
wraiths in a t v t: -3
low ground tank seige in a t v t: +2
game on map other than hunters or temple: +1
fractal wave and praetor going at it: +9

9 gj
-The.Confessor

#15 probe[35304]
242849hfc183.tampabay.rr.com
i smell 9's and 10's, simply cuz people have their heads up fractals ass too :]
#16 RushinRussian[35306]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
I have gosu name now, FRAX! GG 2v2, we suxor =[
we need to nuke rush pubbies some time, that is fun
#17 Krebster[35313]
spider-wb074.proxy.aol.com
"rip shit up, yo" rofl youre "ghetto" now =]

I happen to be the only person on earth who doesn't think TvT is boring so this was pretty damn sweet... dawg.
#18 Dr.Zchivago[35321]
c1024627-a.bremtn1.wa.home.com
You rock!
I don't know if I could attempt to get as cool a 'picture' as you paint without the help of images.

Good work.

-Dr.Z
#19 [35333]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
This is SO cool, Fractal. Especially since Lewie decided not to write a Frenchy BR =). I had to keep quiet so my racking laughter wouldn't wake up my flatmates. I soooooo want to give this a 9 (sound effects are original, that's my justification), but I think I'll wait for the other raters. That just wouldn't be right =).

Have I mentioned how cool you are Fractal?
#20 [35334]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
Oh, one more thing. When I was worrying about not having an academy, I was already thinking about nukes. Can't build a ghost without an acad =). Hmm... still need a barracks though =). Also, I used another favorite unit, the gollaith, to stop your wraiths. Gollies rock TvT.
#21 Dausuul[35342]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
Nukes. That's what I need to do when the gods of random race make me Terran. I need to nuke things.

Pretty pretty mushroom clouds...

*maniacal cackling*
#22 Mogalin[35345]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
omg kreb don't even think he is ghetto
you should see me n bob we're fuckin reppin da west side foo
bring it son we be fronto yo skillz
fractal, it's just a game
we can still be friends.
#23 [35349]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
word mog
all yo bitches know you can't step to this shit that we be bringin


#24 AdmiralPlinko[35366]
clarc-dhcp-126.cc.rochester.edu
Three minutes of laughter for five minutes of effort.

Hey Fractal, read comment #58 on Sp|nE's br. You've got three votes for quoting it.
#25 Elendale[35368]
205-213-43-227.sdlax.k12.wi.us
Proving that pics don't make the report...
I had a bit of trouble on some of your 'battle sounds' (phonetic pronunciation and all) but other than that it was awesome :) If you could have gotten some pics (of forces, battles, etc. Your nuke sounds would have been hurt by pics, unless very well done) it would have been better, but still very good. I give it 8.5
-Elendale (your macro was hurting i think...)
#26 ::skull(~)[35418]
hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com
Ok enough with the ebonics guys. I think we got the point. this was a good text only report, though id only give it a 7.




P.S. I was also told im not you i think there right. Im not.
#27 ((Ash))[35419]
cz020.casa-z.org
Why is it that everybody thinks that only brs with 20 pics, alt-text and an animated gif are worth recieving a 9 or above? A text-only br can be just as good as any flasy YRM report (no offense YRM). Read some of .Praetors text-only reports, or Shockwave's awesome pic-free ffa. This is a quality report on a very entertaining game, and deserves at least an 8.7. Gj Fractal.
#28 Fractured_Wave[35420]
cerebus.smc.edu
hehehehhehe

here is a little poem from limp...

nice job, dude
i think i want you, foo
what has the world come to,
when i even come to conclude,

that fractal is so gay,
having been with sp|ne.
the gayness seeps like wine,
while being humped in the ass all day....

oh fractal, oh my love,
where have thou been?
you were no where to be seen
i thought you've gone above

oh fractal, oh my love's fate,
where have thou been?
you were no where to be seen,
i thought you've gone straight....




HEHEHEHEHEHE

like my poem?
i got the flow, foo

anyways, I LOVE NUKES!!!

and i like .prae too..

you guys rock ass!

byeya

p.s-<font color="red" size="1">for ignorant people that don't know me, i'm Limp_Bizkit666, master of disguise..hehehe</font color="red" size="1">


how do you make italisized stuff?




#29 shockwave[35435]
exchange1.sensable.com
Heh, this was almost identical to a TvT game I played a few nights ago - we both offensive bunkered each other at around the same time. Difference was that I got tanks before he did, and he conceded as my first shells started hitting his bunkers.

.Praetor (or is it ][~Praetor~][ ?) will almost always offensive refinary/assimilator you, then proceed to contain you with bunkers or cannons. This is a common sleazy Shockwave strat that you can find in some of my earlier reports :-b. The trick is to make sure you patrol your first marine around your choke before you go kill the offending gas.

And yes, ghosts and nukes are really annoying, just stick a couple of turrets in odd places to protect your critical structures. He'll still be able to nuke from outside range of the turrets, but this will prevent him from getting into the heart of your base until he destroys those.
#30 [CAT]Willzzz[35446]
pc69.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk
nah the trick is simply to get your gas asap before he can :)
#31 [35454]
ABE112EB.ipt.aol.com
muhahaha... that was funny. My mutas still own you though Frac<i>!</i>

Teehee,

7

Dref
#32 Blank[35458]
165.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
[CAT]Willzzz is right, I usually get gas on 4. That's why blizzard started you with 50 minerals, so really refineries only cost 50.


.....


w0rd to Sp|ne's mom :o

heheheh ownage

Blank
#33 [35470]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
It was me, of course Shockwave =).

Willzzz, I offensive refineried before I started building my barracks. Muahaha. It is true a patrol of the first fighting unit will almost always defeat my strat. However, almost NO ONE (especially tvt) thinks to do anything but get the offending refinery quickly.

Shockwave: That works sometimes, but not always. See, if they don't have a ton of troops in their main and are not keeping a close eye on the base, you can walk past a turret, to the middle of the base, and launch from there. Simiple perimiter detection doesn't work all that well. Besides, in TvT the best target for nukes is depots. Losing like 5 depots so screws a player.
#34 Talon[35472]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
9? plz take your head out of frax ass.
frax 2v2?
#35 The-Dark-0ne[35484]
proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com
A 9!! oh my fucking god!! no offense but oh my fucking god!!
No offense intended again but oh my fucking god!! this was not worth a 9!
just goes to show you if you have a name raters know you can pull a
piece o shit outa your ass and get perfect=] (no offense Frax this wasn't a piece o
shit)
#36 The-Dark-0ne[35485]
proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com
A 9!! oh my fucking god!! no offense but oh my fucking god!!
No offense intended again but oh my fucking god!! this was not worth a 9!
just goes to show you if you have a name raters know you can pull a
piece o shit outa your ass and get perfect=] (no offense Frax this wasn't a piece o
shit)
#37 [35531]
98A93538.ipt.aol.com
Umm, this report has a 7.8, not a 9. One person gave it a 9 rating but I'm sure its only because they thoroughly enjoyed the report.

Dref
#38 Inadequate[35550]
fri12-pc.uncc.edu
Hilarious, beautiful, loads of fun

9
#39 D$^Gob_X[35561]
ns.wsd1.org
Nukes...haahhahaa
*twich*
#40 Fizban_[35575]
ts5-2.amery.spacestar.net
Bleh, been gone to long. Oh well, ok report. Going gone again.
Bye,
Fizban_ of 1046.
#41 Mogalin[35598]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
OMG FIZ IS BACK
1046 OWN
#42 Fractal_Wave[49518]
24.65.12.139.bc.wave.home.com
FIZ BAN COME BACK



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