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#1 Sp|nE[34176]
dialup0202-pri.voicenet.com
good lord thank god that's finished

sleepy time for spine .. huk

i have a feeling i have some errors, but im just so tired .... sooo dieeee

and i did not mean to offend anyone i really didnt ... never know what to think with ya'll sensitive ppl =P

but nonetheless ... Enjoy!! =]







#2 Sp|nE[34177]
dialup0202-pri.voicenet.com
oh yeah, mad props to Bob_the_fruit for getting me that l33t pic of mark4!!

SLEEP!!!1

#3 Talon[34178]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Muahaha! 3rd comment on a gosu spine report!
#4 Talon[34179]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
It was good, I especially liked how everybody switched colors in the middle of the game ^^
#5 [34180]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Yeesh he's just a deformed dominatrix dwarf that plays SC wuts so out of ordinary.

Me read later, its big.

#6 UltraliskDrop[34181]
166.93.228.186
BLEH, only 6th =[
#7 Affire[34184]
CWIP-T-010-p-97-42.tmns.net.au
Haha, excellent report dude. Lots of funny bits that made me roflmao :)
#8 Thumper[34190]
pegasus.it.wsu.edu
gosu this, gosu that...
you're gosu, i'm gosu....
let's all be gosu together....



#9 anal-banana[34192]
gauntlet2.bridge.com
wahahahaa that picture at the end! *gasp*
LOL
#10 Carni-Magic[34193]
cf3k-4.paradise.net.nz
Awesome series
#11 PepaG~(RFR)[34194]
24.68.97.156.on.wave.home.com
OmG LoL that is one funny ass report! GW! And Nanogirl is very foogly, and TheGirl is just a step ahead of her. Nah they are both the same mUAHahaHAHa god why cant there bE anY goOd lOOkinG SC cHiks?
#12 Zumbooruk[34195]
proxy.xtra.co.nz
Fantastic report!
Are you aware it takes 40 minutes to read?
#13 [34197]
fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu
Wow. I managed to screw up the comments section without using HTML. That's either really, really gosu or really, really chobo.
#14 Pitt[34200]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Nice report spine :) Mua hahaha mark's zerg = poopy!
#15 probe[34201]
242849hfc187.tampabay.rr.com
cool report
9

oh yah, i coming out with a new one soon


#16 JSH[34204]
pmroch1-5.rconnect.com
Does Mark4 ever make zealots?
#17 zergwhorezz[34205]
corclt3a.parker.com
great report. well written, great pics. i give it a 9.9, .1 point taken off for a few html mistakes. but who gives a shit. there was some major ass kickage in this report.

mark4 toss > skittle > monica lewinski > mark4 zerg

#18 Sp|nE[34206]
207.239.12.200
heh thanks all ... and Praetor, i pretty much linked it instead of having it directly on there just because of you. i knew you'd spaz =P

and thanks for spamming it ho =|

#19 Tariq[34208]
198.168.49.221
Nice report
Try not to screw up the colors of players names.
The first game was really well done though.

Heh you finally got your 10

strong



#20 Sp|nE[34210]
207.239.12.200
i didnt screw up any colors - the reason i made Skittles' color pale yellow in the second game is because it was either that or white, and i picked that ...

and im proud im strong =]
#21 Fox^1[34211]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
This is your best work to date Sp|ne. Great pics, wonderful details, and a little humor. Perfect.

Fox^1
#22 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34213]
gateway.ncdsb.com
OMG why do u always post reports after mine? Makes mine look like shit =(

I'll read it later!

#23 [34219]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
I think this is grounds for banning .prae
#24 tokenresistance[34220]
erbium-asy-52.rutgers.edu
excellent report. enjoyable to read.

Hey everybody, remember to read the other reports here to eh (hint, hint ...).
#25 ^~CrOnO~^[34221]
ts1-45.f1807.quebectel.com
Great report, but do you really have to put in 'gay' allusions every line ?
#26 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34224]
gateway.ncdsb.com
OMG Crono's gay he (omg ) stands up (omg ) for gay people ( omg )

LOL

GREAT report, wonderful stuff, give it a 9.5 GG!!!!!

Got a really heavy pic one with backgound graphix and loads of html coming out on Friday hopefully =)
#27 [34237]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
bah, u asking for a pic of a very ugly man for a BR kinda gave away the best joke for ppl that read shocks

bah

hhhmmm 9 or 10 dunno... cant decide... i gna let the others vote
#28 [34241]
136.2.1.101
I agree with Necro. It is above a 9, but is it a 10? Oh, ok what the heck 10.
Great job Enlps.
#29 Syndrome Zed[34245]
wmblab-Rye.neuro.emory.edu
One Word - Wow!

F'in great report - I love the sense of humor
"Storm and Run Like a Pussy"

And that pic...ROFLMAO
#30 [34250]
24.24.166.145
Daaaaaamn

I think I laughed harder than a Bob_the_newt report.

10!!

"Bitch- Get your mouse away..." - From first pic

OMGROFL
#31 [34256]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I wonder what Mark have to say for this. =]
#32 T_Mac[34269]
on-tor-blr-a58-03-214.idirect.com
I just ate :(
#33 Silent Strike[34270]
100.freehold-01-02rs.nj.dial-access.att.net
OMG spine your so fucking gay. God damn, betraying all of us under 20 who could get away with having an excuse for not writing battlereports for 6 hours or making YRM-like zoomed out pictures. I have lost all my respect for you ho. You are no longer just a decent battlereporter :(.
#34 [USA]HawkE[34275]
209.128.34.1
GW mark4. But don't get too confident when you beat a terran on temple with toss ^^. Nice report spine. Also, [USA]RekRuL or [USA]Slayer will be dropping by looking for the best of NH to play in a 2on2.

Me and rekrul = Around 45-2.
Me and Slayer = Around 100-10

=O. I prefer 2on2 so after we win the 2on2 dont say " rematch 1on1 " .

Slayers teaching me 1on1 right now so hush!
#35 Sp|nE[34281]
dialup0837-pri.voicenet.com
thanks all!

necro - i know ... i didn't want to, but i dont know if any forums where i ask such an odd request =] anyway, i figured i would have to sacrifice it a bit for those who saw that post for those who didn't see it.

strike - 10 hours =P ... 6 hours yesterday, al;kjsfsadkl;fj

hawke - that emplifies you way too much "omg i am so good i have 100-10 record i own i own i own ..... o btw nice report spine"

and who gave me a 9, bleh =|
#36 NewbieMcNasty[34284]
ip209.philadelphia13.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
WOW

A battlereport where mark4 beats Terran

What a surprise.

I'm shocked.
#37 Mogalin[34285]
cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net
Yeah the part in the first report where you switched the colours was the greatest.

Good cropped pics, good humour, but nothing out of the ordinary like Probe's glowing edges.. Make sum cool effects - I luv those..

GW in general, 9
#38 Mac~RoD[34294]
lrar6lo0.alltel.net
Ok I know the Creed song! But I dun want any BJs from SpInE!!! I just wan my cookie! It is "Wrong Way" I WAS LISTENING TO IT WHEN I GOT TO THAT PIC! I was listening to THAT PART when I read that caption!
#39 Mac~RoD[34295]
lrar6lo0.alltel.net
P.S. "Torn" on My Own Prison freaking rulez!
#40 Mac~RoD[34296]
lrar6lo0.alltel.net
P.P.S. The title... Secrets of Mark4 revealed(pic heavy) makes it sound like some big collection of gay porno pics!!!
#41 Sp|nE[34298]
dialup0334-pri.voicenet.com
dref - thanks man!

mac - you got it! AND YOU'RE GETTING YOUR BJS, HAHAHAHAHA ... hehe, anyway, i didnt know what to put for the alt text on that pic, and i was listening to that part of the song too, so i just shoved it in, added a little goodl 'ol BJ touch, and walla alt text

yep, thats a good song

"the peace is dead in my - soul i have blamed the reasons for my inteitions pooooor - yes im the one who, the only one who, would carry on this .. faaaar"

and actually, no one here is aware, but if you look at any of those pics in an editor and take off the top lair, they really are gay porno. go try it, its very stimulating
#42 Sp|nE[34300]
dialup0334-pri.voicenet.com
delete unlucky comment #13 =P .. tis bad manna
#43 <marquee width="60" scroll rate="10">[{o}]</marquee>[34308]
dialup-209.246.111.101.NewYork2.Level3.net
DoH the pic of the real Mark4 "which i know is real =]" is under the "Crap Mark wanted me to put in" section. Mark I don't think we were ready to see this.
#44 [{O}][34309]
dialup-209.246.111.101.NewYork2.Level3.net
BTW how do you do alt+text?
#45 Tiamat[34311]
pandora.compusa.com
EXCELLENT REPORT! I laughed my ass off! The Gayish Storms were a classic as thats how I feel, It seems like every Toss I play has a TErran killer HT :)

Tiamat
#46 Sp|ne's Mom[34312]
spider-we041.proxy.aol.com
En|pS!!!!! did u eat your chunky soup?
#47 Psi_onic-Gore[34313]
spider-we041.proxy.aol.com
Spine, good, but it looks like all the others. start drawing battleships and little men on mutas likr Jamellan
#48 Sp|nE[34314]
dialup1425-pri.voicenet.com
no mom, i had turkey

shut up dave =P
#49 [34326]
Oh my god, I can't believe I haven't read this yet.
#50 Sid6.9[34329]
1Cust224.tnt11.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net
SpInE, that report brought a tear to my eye. I would be lying if I said that I don't model my reports after you and Drefsab. Although I don't have any pics in mine, I try to write them in similar nature, like you guys do. Trying to mix both your styles together.

I think I will call it SpIfsab style, heh heh.
#51 Talon[34332]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Spine: in my first comment I meant in the first game,
Mark4's name is blue 3 or 4 times and skittles turns red somewhere in there also.
#52 The.Confessor[34342]
user-2ivei9m.dialup.mindspring.com
alt-text = 10 gj
confessor
#53 ImNotDeadYet[34361]
98A9757D.ipt.aol.com
Yo, can you please explain how to do zoomed out pics, pretty plz with a cherry on top??? =]

seriously, i wanna know how!

Great report
#54 Sp|nE[34362]
dialup1425-pri.voicenet.com
its easy

you take 2 - infinity pics at the same time, import them all together into one file using a pic editor, merge them together correctly, and then size them down.
#55 Muerte[34371]
spider-to085.proxy.aol.com
The Simpsons episode about the soul mate rules
I like the part where Homer kicked the turtle
Great BR, you're awesome, best yet, alttext rules
#56 Fox^1[34420]
csdi2-proxy.support.compaq.com
Alright Sp|ne I'll give you a little spam

<marquee><font color="yellow">Sp|nEnipSp|nEnipS</marquee></font>

Fox^1
#57 -TOOL-[34448]
207.239.12.200
<marquee>I will not kiss up...I will not kiss up...I will not kiss up...I will not kiss up...I will not kiss up...</marquee>
#58 -TOOL-[34449]
207.239.12.200
Sp|ne is sitting right next to me as I read this so i wont make fun of him...HAHAHAH YOU SUCK MATT!!!!!!!!
#59 Sp|nE[34451]
207.239.12.200
bad manner
#60 ImNotDeadYet[34466]
98A6DA29.ipt.aol.com
What do u mean by infinite pics?
#61 Sp|nE[34469]
dialup0454-pri.voicenet.com
because, theoretically, you could have like upwards of 10 pics merged together

didn't mean "infinity" though .. my bad
#62 Sp|nE[34529]
dialup16x17-pri.voicenet.com
this is to let me break my old comments record

65 baby, oh yeah
#63 Talon[34539]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
I think that is how they make the enlarged map images for the official starcraft website.
#64 Zileas[34552]
24.68.97.156.on.wave.home.com
N A N O G I R L I S S O F U C K I N G Y U C K Y!!!
#65 Sp|nE[34566]
207.239.12.200
limp - screw you hippie .. my comments.. poor comments

zileas - yeah ... and your godly micro makes me horny

69th comment is very gosu
#66 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34590]
gateway.ncdsb.com
All I want is a hot girl about 15 with long black hair about 5'7 with a great body who's funny has a great character has a beautiful face and is wearing very little to be my partner in 17 2v2 games in a row and already loves me right from the start.

Then me be happy =)
#67 Sp|nE[34596]
dialup0743-pri.voicenet.com
i want my right hand
#68 dmb![34607]
spider-we024.proxy.aol.com
i can't believe i just read that br
#69 Evire!![34609]
ip192.king-of-prussia.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
Horray! McNasty finaly gave me the computer after being on it for 72 hours straight!

Nice report Matt.
#70 Sp|nE[34656]
dialup0743-pri.voicenet.com
74?

oh yes ...
#71 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[34689]
gateway.ncdsb.com
16 might be better ;)
#72 [34706]
jraab.ahnet.net
Wow I finally read it. Nice job, three great matchups. Go Mark4 go! Mardi Gras in the Pimpmobile sounds helluva fun.
#73 Dausuul[34871]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
Yeesh. Please, Blizzard, balance those friggin' templar in 1.08.

Great report. I had a lot of fun reading it. Mark4 is way too good with Toss. :)
#74 ~PL~CloudStrife[53597]
ci991207-b.edgewd1.ky.home.com
Oh lord, this report took 2 hours of my youthful life away. You $%^%. =P This report deserves a DOUBLE marquee!!! HOLY MOTHER OF LONG REPORTS!! WHOOOOO!!!!!

<marquee>Blizzard, balance those @#$@ templar!</marquee>


<marquee>That pic of Mark4...*shudders*...it's scary...</marquee>

Cya laaaater!
#75 SoD_Pusser![55471]
fsj56-23.ocol.com
Mark4 is Brad Hull!?!?!??!?!?!



BTW i own all of u :P
#76 :--:TheBoogeyMan:--:[62682]
sa-165-227-137-13.cruzio.com
Oh please. Huge boring report, and while you are at it prove you are a homophobic morom by gay bashing. It's not funny and neither are any of your other boring comments. "gay-ass terran siege! boy i am funny!" Reality Check: you're not and insulting a good player over and over again will not make me like you're report. Hey! If you like your BRs long, boring and stupid, with useless chat room segments, READ THIS!!! By the way, mr. closeted homosexual Sp|nE, have a good life, you're secret's safe with me.
#77 <font color="blue"><bold>Zeraan_Bartrack</font></bold>[69325]
spider-tp054.proxy.aol.com
Shut up, Boogey, you suck. Anyway this report was great! I give it 10! erm... maybe 10.1 ;)
#78 MatriX(SR)[88554]
chpxy01-chrtr01.ne.mediaone.net
Moo

















































































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host81-152-14-27.range81-152.btcentralplus.com
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