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#1 dislekcia[33222]
netcache1.is.co.za
I'm too tired to proof read this monster, live with the spelling/grammar mutilations...

Fight over first non-author post, I'm going home.
-dis


#2 [33223]
136.2.1.101
First non-author no fight necessary
#3 [{o}][33224]
dialup-209.246.85.97.NewYork2.Level3.net
I never get first comment!! Damn.
#4 Tariq[33229]
198.168.49.221
At least a 8 if you had pic your get min 9

Strong

#5 dislekcia[33251]
netcache2.is.co.za
Yeah, the humour seems to have suffered because I wrote this in little snippets, not one large sitting...

Damn :(
-dis


#6 Limp_Bizkit666[33259]
cerebus.smc.edu
God, damn...

i think this had one of the FUNNIEST first line of all the brs i read...and i read all of them..

"welcome to another waste of time"
hmm...i thought this report was gonna suck just as much as the one you wrote about your toe and your hamster..

it turned out that i actually liked it, and it was a cool report..

anyways, i still miss yer gay humor as to write about your toe, but i didn't miss your funny ass writing style in this report too...

can't wait till the next br..

byeya

p.s-<font color="red" size="1">sum_hwang_else...HAHAHAHA</font color="red" size="1">

anyways, byeya
















#7 dislekcia[33263]
netcache2.is.co.za
My toe and my hamster?

Eschoose me sir, but EHWHAT?

Hang on, I'd better not deny anything out right... Erm: "I did not have sex with that toe, Hamster."
-dis


#8 ~Slayangel~[33278]
riahmad.med.navy.mil
Good report. Definitely an Eight. Man, I should be a rater. First priority - several golden nuggets of strategy. They were in there. Second priority - humorous writing and razor-edge wit. Well, maybe a dull razor but definitely brought a few smiles to my face. :]

I wish I could add a signature to this post so every one I write from here on out would say: all idiots writing 'first comment' and nothing else will be force fed a bag of maggots!
#9 [z]RubberDucky[33287]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
WHo is this slayangel person? I've never seen him before and already he's acting like hes important or something.
#10 Tien[33344]
cogeco-236-223.cgocable.net
so...long
:)
#11 anal-banana[33355]
gauntlet2.bridge.com
I like these all text, strategic reports! Keep up the good work!
#12 dislekcia[33382]
netcache1.is.co.za
/me slits wrists with dull, rusty wit. Carp!
#13 SqueakyMonkey[33477]
osh1-664.twcny.rr.com
This was one of the funniest reports that I have ever read, rivaling <i>"Grinding The Corn of Destiny."</i><br>
Yes, it was that good.
#14 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33626]
gateway.ncdsb.com
Jeez, I never read a report without pics anymore . . .

=(

I even write the damn things, then never read them after. This is getting annoying. I gotta try to do it again, so this one will be my first start.

I also gotta try to use carriers more, but that's another story.
#15 Evil_Toaster[34398]
netcache2.is.co.za
Hmm dis, the tale of the the toe and the hampster, u must tell me about it sumtime :)

Btw great br, i think i'll take up writing a few about "Argsnort the zerglings adventures on BNET and other realms of the starcraft world" :P

Ciao



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