| #1 ::nobody::[32970] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
2gosu4u!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #2 [z]RubberDucky[32971] |
| dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net |
first non-author
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| #3 Garett[32972] |
| spider-wi081.proxy.aol.com |
First real person ( ducky refreshes every 10 seconds )
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| #4 [z]RubberDucky[32973] |
| dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net |
So what Garett?
OMFG THIS REPORT > ALL LOL!!!
"They licked this one too. Ducky was the fastest"
*sniff* nobobody u own =] |
| #5 ::nobody::[32975] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
I knew you'd like that ducky!
I hope everyone likes this report =)
Btw, JV is there a way to include the ratings this gets in wallaby's and my lifetime averages? If its not too much trouble, I'd sure like to have them included...if it is too much trouble, don't worry about it =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #6 probe[32976] |
| 242849hfc201.tampabay.rr.com |
| yay |
| #7 wallabystein[32977] |
| ip179.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
Yeah, you love it.. more shandy files on the way, babay.. woohoo! Next we'll have a special guest to do strategy commentary. The shandy files have arrived..
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| #8 shandy[32978] |
| ip179.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
Noet ticklac?
S H Z A M |
| #9 T_Mac[32979] |
| on-tor-blr-a58-02-761.idirect.com |
| sweet! |
| #10 probe[32980] |
| 242849hfc201.tampabay.rr.com |
EEEEEEEEW
i actually read it now
a TERRIBLE battle, i mean, beating on newbies is kind of OLD now....
hunters....
lame humor (well the swimsuit was rather funny)
but you will get many 10's simply because it has a nobody tag on it :P
9.
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| #11 Splitted~LiZarD[32982] |
| spider-we071.proxy.aol.com |
| gosu!! |
| #12 ::nobody::[32983] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Probe, i think u are just bitter that i bashed you in my last report LOL
Limp: u RULE hehe (but dont pic pics in the comments =P)
Wallaby: we are SO chobo hehe
Everyone else: thanks!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #13 Limp_Bizkit666[32984] |
| 204.157.40.47 |
hmmmm...how come everytime i try to HTML my way of some images into the comment section, why do I always see the tiny little box that indicate "graphical file" yet it won't open, nor when i right-click - show picture, it still won't show?
do you guys see it, or is some regulations been overpowered into the comment section?
anyways. byeya |
| #14 Limp_Bizkit666[32985] |
| 204.157.40.47 |
YEAH!!!
if you are one of those REALLY curious person, that can't wait till the ending of a movie, so you always watch movies ending first?
hehe, if you are, i have the messed up picture in the forum section...just check it out..
anyways, just trying to make it perrrrfect..
just to end, here's my impersonation of wally's fake-drunkness..
as i ahavie said, i reeadlsy lboe this freepoit...i wanaat to MARRTTY YOU JGDO DAMN OUTTTY!!!
ahehehee, i lo ve yoiuj i daid!!!!!
weeeee, i assee colsors floaTINT!@@ ARRFFGG my panstas ares stuck dto mys asss aagsint....
hehehe
byeya |
| #15 pittl[32988] |
| res6486.student.nd.edu |
lewmme gueess ducky = bobody?
druhk |
| #16 Talon[32990] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| 2 gosu 4 me =[ |
#17  [32991] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| I'll read it later, looks good =o |
| #18 wallabystein[32993] |
| ip242.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
AAAAahhaha limp.. . aahahaha.. I don't get it..
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| #19 wallabystein[32996] |
| ip242.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
| Hmmm... funny.. It worked fine in a different comments section.. whatever, it was a shot of one of my sunkens being stormed to death. hahahaahhahaa... oh |
| #20 +Nuke+[32998] |
| cr824295-a.rct1.bc.wave.home.com |
Good report...
Really fantastic layout and storyline!! |
| #21 [32999] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
gah
I wanna rate in decimals =[ =[ =[ |
| #22 `Asdf[33000] |
| CWIP-T-007-p-110-46.tmns.net.au |
| Whoa, good report, keep it up! |
#23  [33001] |
| acs-infolab-mac13.ucsd.edu |
Hmmm. The pants thing did get a bit old. And those nuke pics.... just gratuitous.
=) |
| #24 '|'jamin'|'[33002] |
| mta055.mta-telco.com |
| great!! Do lots More!! |
| #25 dr_scribble[33003] |
| proxy9.ykt.prodigy.net |
| this was some funny shit. keep it up |
| #26 Dr@gon-XXX -king of flames-[33005] |
| koros-97.dialin.datanet.hu |
Why gee, nice report but it has some flaws though. So I start flaming now:
For explame> You think bats own cannons?? What a newbie are you?! And what about that good "cannon micromanagement" or what??? Cannons cant be microd...they just shoot... And anyway, why do you think building mass bats/ghosts/carriers/sunkens is sooooooooooooooo gosu?
I think its rather a newbieish thing to do...
By the way the report is nice. See you on battle.net :P |
| #27 airety[33008] |
| 205.246.74.156 |
| *cough cough* sarcasm? maybe. . . . |
| #28 ezenu[33009] |
| 208.51.15.141 |
WTF.
I thought it was good but
whats with you saying everybody is a newbie doing this or that. The best players do that. wtf! saying that reavers are for newbies?
and what the hell was that map!
it seemed to be bgh...no experts to me |
| #29 Drefsab[33010] |
| rc109.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
Yup this one had me laughin' pretty hard...
Nice graphical work, funny storyline...
Almost makes me want to resurrect a couple of my series... :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
| #30 ezenu[33011] |
| 208.51.15.141 |
WTF.
I thought it was good but
whats with you saying everybody is a newbie doing this or that. The best players do that. wtf! saying that reavers are for newbies?
and what the hell was that map!
it seemed to be bgh...no experts to me |
| #31 IceD-TrEe[33012] |
| spider-tq033.proxy.aol.com |
| Reading the comments of people who didn't understand you were joking was almost as funny as the report itself =) |
| #32 Sp|nE[33013] |
| dialup0342-pri.voicenet.com |
2 things:
1)i came up with 2gosu4u! NO ONE ELSE CAN USE IT. NEVER. YOU USE IT I WILL SMACK YOU AROUND, CHILD
2)i will have to delay my br now a day, thanks u bastard =P
my graphic skills = utter crap compared to yours =P
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| #33 Sp|nE[33014] |
| dialup0342-pri.voicenet.com |
| umm ya give him a 2 b/c he said "2gosu4u" |
| #34 [z]RubberDucky[33021] |
| dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net |
Damn I gotta get me a funny as series =[
(BC doesn't count coz GoZ apparently sux) |
| #35 ::nobody::[33023] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
OK... people do I need a friggin statement up top that says "WARNING: SARCASM" or something!??! sheesh. If you didn't get it, anything i called "newbie" was probably smart and anything "gosu" was probably stupid. sheesh.
Sp|ne: sorry man =) ur2gosu4me!
Ducky: dood...u ARE your own funny series =)
IceD: i agree, i think they should rate the comments section hehe
ezenu: it was normal hunters. yes reavers are TOTALLY newbie! (warning: the last comment was completely sarcastic)
Drefsab: yea, this was something I had planned for a while with wallaby...i was afraid when a bunch of your funny reports came out cuz i didn't want you to think I was copying or anything...just know love ur work =)
Dragon-XXX:it...was...SARCASTIC!
Praetor:but the pants thing was true! =P
Bob: decimals? i hope that's a good thing =)
Everyone else: thanks!
please, this was supposed to be funny, if you laughed i am happy...if you didn't...may something save your soul.
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #36 mr.ripley[33024] |
| 209-142-6-41.stk.inreach.net |
Sven is a junior middleweight, Fernando Vargas could kick his uncloaked ass. Kick-ass report, BTW. I should make a boxing theme BR, but I can't write worth shit.
"I'm pretty!"
-Cassius Clay |
| #37 ::nobody::[33026] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
One more thing...does anyone get the "Sven has a Posse" thing? Maybe its just a San Diego thing, but everywhere you look, there are these "Andre the Giant has a Posse" stickers...everyone here knows about 'em, but i guess its just a San Diego thing =P
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #38 The.Confessor[33033] |
| user-2ivehno.dialup.mindspring.com |
Nice, though could have done without the last few pising in pants bit :P Question, how did you make those arrows pointing to Svan in your pics? thx
-The.Confessor |
| #39 Toolbar[33034] |
| TK147047.univie.teleweb.at |
WUAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHHAHAHAHAH
Was long ago since I laughed that much (maybe you remember this 8 player ffa on a 64x64 map)
BTW I don't think it has anything to do with the names but stein is the german word for stone.
Keep writing and don't let us wait too long for the next report!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Toolbar
P.S. Ban Dragoon from this site! He hasn't got any sense of humour!! |
| #40 Fractal_Wave[33035] |
| 24.64.215.34.bc.wave.home.com |
You kids own. I want more. And shandy's british, right?
plur
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #41 Sid6.9[33036] |
| 1Cust173.tnt3.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net |
That report was GOSU, wait let me say that again.
THAT REPORT WAS KICK ASS GOSU
Spunk, spunk the ugly munk, spanked his little munkey under the bunk. |
| #42 Mac~RoD[33038] |
| r-177.116.alltel.net |
OMFG how did you beat those gosu expert strats?!?
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(o)(o)
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| #43 Mac~RoD[33039] |
| r-177.116.alltel.net |
GRRRR Evil crapppy smilie messing up script
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(o)(o)
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| #44 ::nobody::[33043] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
I just realized that this report has the 33000th comment...that's cool.
Fractal: he sure sounds like it, but hes actually canadian! =P
Toolbar: that 6 palyer ffa on th 64x64 map was by me =)
Confessor: the arrows are easy in photoshop...click on the line tool and look at all the boxes on the left hand sie of the screen. The top box has a place with the heading "arrowheads" and two boxes maked "start" and "end" if you want the arrow at the start of the line, click start and if u want it at the end of the line, click end =) easy.
everyone else: thanks!
raters: plz rate! =)
Ciao!
::nobody::
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| #45 Anti-BGH-Texan[33045] |
| 209-30-242-34.flash.net |
| LOVE THE SARCASTIC REPORT! raar! |
| #46 Mr.Mediocre[33050] |
| 80.ippool.xville.multipro.com |
| hey hey, as always quality stuff. keep up it up. :D |
| #47 shandy[33062] |
| ip62.victoria4.dialup.canada.psi.net |
Man, hahahahaaha! HAHAHAHAAH I love the people who thought our strats were newbie! HAHAHA GAHAHAHAHAAHahhahaha
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| #48 Spunk~[33064] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
quite a kick eh? so, whens the next installment coming? hehe
bizwap! |
| #49 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33105] |
| static-30.itcanada.com |
OMG that was holarious!
AWESOME pics . . . those Zerg nuke images were a pit icky tho eeeuw |
| #50 WilliamWC3[33120] |
| huru27.wuh.wustl.edu |
I was instructed that I had to comment on this. Seriously thought nice job. Comedy BR's RULE!!
So do comments. Sucks to be pushed off the top 10 already. Hehe. Later
WC3 |
#51  [33152] |
| 11.crrg2.xdsl.nauticom.net |
William and Nobody going head to head...
Gotta say, loved the graphics, great report. |
#52  [33185] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
In case you're wondering why it hasn't been rated, it's because the rating function is broke. :)
So I'll worry about whether to give this a 9 or a 10 when homie Vegas fixes it! |
#53  [33205] |
| HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU |
9-10....
closer to the 9 side tho |
| #54 Fox^1[33212] |
| zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com |
chobo: Nobody killed 50 men 50
chobo2: It was a 100 men, cut through them with his own psi blade
chobo3: Like roses through the red sea
This BR is GOSU!
Nobodoy = 7 foot guy with big sword
Fox^1 |
| #55 [33213] |
| relay.atinc.com |
| I read this report again this morning. It was funny the second time too. Nice twist on the BGH series... it's different enough to stand on it's own, and has cool graphics to boot. |
| #56 [CAT]Willzzz[33249] |
| pc68.cc.rhbnc.ac.uk |
| Has a POSSE :) ahahahhaha |
| #57 ::ProudNewbie::[33273] |
| proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
LOL Nobody this report owned :) and you mentioned something about.. a .. commentary on your next report? ME ME ME ME!
heh unfortunately I haven't seen ya around in a couple weeks but if I run into you give me a shot at that commentary position :)
- Valiant Newbie |
| #58 ::nobody::[33325] |
| dt0f4n84.san.rr.com |
Thanks all for the comments!
CAT: hehe im glad someone got the Posse thing =)
YRM: Im so glad you like it, its a real compliment to have some one of your caliber enjoy the report (i think this is the first one of mine u have commented on =P) =)
Proud: its been awaile man! keep looking for me online!
Fox: you RULE! i actually am a 7 foot guy with a sword.
Everyone else: THANK YOU!
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #59 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[33398] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
| Do some of you flamers understand the friggin meaning of SARCASTIC?! |
| #60 Elendale[33530] |
| 205-213-43-197.sdlax.k12.wi.us |
| OMFG! That was hilarious :) I'm gonna try that firebat thing next time I do bgh vs. newbies... GO NUKES! |
| #61 tengeo[34235] |
| as1user.stcl.edu |
I am new to brood war SC, well actually I am very old and returning after SC burnout and LOA for six months or so to explore RPG's and Unreal
Your report is TIGHT, it's all that the chips and the tip.
but what is gosu?
tengeo@students.stcl.edu |
| #62 BLuRReD[34286] |
| 209.57.26.2 |
"all that the chips and the tip" MUWHAHAHAHAHAH
BLEH
BLuRReD |
| #63 Who cares[34992] |
| 53dial23.poly.edu |
C'mon man! Mass firebats. I would've used mass medics and with optic flare. If they can't see how can they hit the sunkens :)
Seriously how the hell could the guy let you nuke uncloaked!?!? Once I read that I couldn't stop laughing.
This was the funniest BR I read so far today. |
| #64 [ES]-Legion[38938] |
| acs00cae.cae.bellsouth.net |
Nice BR. <br>I learned very many gosu strats, and I will never use those chobo reavers again, especially if my opponent goes sunkens and mass infantry.
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