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#1 Flint79[32317]
usr2-29.interlinks.net
If you are not going to do something right (or even half-assed for that matter) don't do it at all. Sounds like this game <i>could</i> have been a good br.
#2 The Grammatic Avenger[32318]
132.161.26.92
He has a point. Now onto the reason for my comment.
"Kenny does a very unique build"
As any of you who read the Chicago Sun Times may know, uniqueness cannot be quantified. A thing is either unique (ie there is nothing else like it) or not unique (ie there is something else like it).
Be wary, The Grammatic Avenger may comment on gramatical errors in your reports as well.


#3 Pitt[32326]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Hey avenging turd or whatever your name is. Before you try to wax intellectual around me try and do your homework. (If you haven't figured it out yet you misused the word quantify you moron.) BTW I don't give a fuck about the way I speak, but you obviously care a great deal about the way your "speach" looks to others. KEKEKEKKE ME GOSU!
#4 :+:Ghar:+:[32327]
modem23.pm3-1pool.directinter.net
Ummm, how about this report sucked ass. Like Flint said this sounds like it could have been a good report but you totally botched it.
#5 Noidal Gland[32343]
cs2891-128.austin.rr.com
As the morning sun shone, the light hit the stones and noid was in the zone. He saw Britany Spears and she gave him a bone, as she started to dance his weiner had grown. He screwed her doggy style till he heard her moan, then he jizzed it all out and picked up the phone and called up Mrs. Rivers(joan). She came over and gave an obnoxious grown, for his erect member he had just shown. He dipped it in her and more jizz he did loan, and did her raggedy till it started to foam. Her packed his weiner in some styrophome and decided it was time to go home. He still heard the ladies moan " sup satanoid, you still own de bonez."
#6 Pitt[32348]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Sorry but that "poem" was just terrible
#7 rast[32355]
EOWYN.BH.ANDREW.CMU.EDU
I disagree, the poem kicked ass. But who would want to f*ck Joan Rivers?

Oh, and the BR could have been good, but sucked.

#8 Pitt[32361]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Dude it has no pentameter and rhyming "oan" over and over again has to be one of the lamest things on earth. BTW it sounds semi decent to junior high school students (i'm assuming) if you say it to the beat of any rap song off of hello nasty... (i'm thinking this kid had that in mind as he wrote this .... thing....)
#9 Syndrome Zed, B.S., M.S.[32387]
wmblab-Rye.neuro.emory.edu
Umm...The Grammatic Avenger used quantify correctly. The word "very" is a word that determines the amount of something relative to something else, e.g. well done, vs. very well done. Which is more well done? Why, very, of course! :)

Anyway, TGA is right. You can't quantify HOW unique something is. How RARE it is, yes. But not how unique. It either is or it isn't, like he/she said. How can you be MORE unique than something else that's unique?

BTW, while I agree with you that the poem was not particularly great, and probably was written to a rap song, not all poems have to be pentametric. Freestyle poetry is perfectly acceptable, and sonnets have their own different rhythm. Now as to the rhyming of "oan" over and over, well...to each his own ;). OK, I admit, that was pretty bad :P



#10 [32388]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
If I see that poem in one more comment section I'm banning that guy. Spammer.
#11 Mr.Mediocre[32422]
16.ippool.xville.multipro.com
I know who Noid is.
#12 Mediocritus[32886]
bgm-150-230.stny.rr.com
You know... this is place where people post comments on battle reports written about computer games. I honestly think that everyone needs to stop being giant sized jerks to each other about the nit picking details of the language. If you can understand what they mean, then isn't that enough? Oh, and I'm curious why people post poetry here... makes no sense to me. Just my opinions, Later.



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