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#1 Drefsab[32251]
rc109.Rmax2.globalsite.net
Umm, some alt text out there for all you alt text junkies and ummm big letters for the seeing impaired. I wrote this report with my monitor's resolution at 1024x768 so that's why everything is so in your face.

Hope you all enjoyed it...

Cheers,
Dref




#2 +Srwuio+[32253]
spider-wo041.proxy.aol.com
Dref==own

This report==own

I==own, first non-author comment

I have to thank AOL for disconnecting me so I could get this comment. That is all for now.





#3 Mr.Mediocre[32254]
135.ippool.xville.multipro.com
THIRD! SWAAAANKKER!
#4 [32257]
1Cust209.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net
You've led my young pupil astray. He now claims this will be his only strat vs zerg =[. All the time teaching him the one gate reaver drop, the 3 gate speed zealot rush, the two gates to templar method, has been wasted. You are an evil and nasty man Mr. Drefsab.
#5 [z]RubberDucky[32258]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
First comment by a BATHTOY
#6 Baxter-O'Bixby[32261]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
First comment by a proclaimed Irishman. Dref, you rock. Consistently and intensely.
#7 Fractal_Wave[32262]
24.67.140.157.bc.wave.home.com
!st comment by a hypothetical mathematical construct.

Dref, you're a funny man.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave




#8 Drefsab[32263]
rc109.Rmax2.globalsite.net
ROFL Mark... what are you drinking tonite?



#9 Mark's Student[32266]
spider-wo041.proxy.aol.com
Hell yeah, this strat rocks. Alot easier than those B.S. ones Mark tells me to do. Drefsab rocks! =]
#10 The.Confessor[32268]
user-2ivei1f.dialup.mindspring.com
Gee Mark, maybe he stopped doing all those things because i beat him everytime he tried them... bah, cant be it :)
-The.Confessor
p.s. dref, u rox!

#11 Drefsab[32269]
rc109.Rmax2.globalsite.net
Do I know Mark's student or is he just some random B.Netter?

Dref

#12 SqueakyMonkey[32270]
osh1-73c.twcny.rr.com
You're a bastard Drefsab, now no one will comment on my report anymore. =[
#13 SqueakyMonkey[32271]
osh1-73c.twcny.rr.com
Oh, yeah...this report ruled, you own dref, yada yada yada..
#14 [32272]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
haha
that pix on the drop was so dang funny
#15 T_Mac[32273]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-670.idirect.com
Omg you are a cannon god!
#16 Sp|nE[32274]
dialup0828-pri.voicenet.com
psh mine was better ~_^

funny =]





#17 Jamellan[32288]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Last comment!!

.....don't test me....
#18 The-Dark-0ne[32289]
proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com
You funny bastard=]
Good report but more monday night starcraft!
#19 Jamellan[32290]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Damn you!!
I said last COMMENT!!!
#20 Mediocritus[32296]
bgm-150-230.stny.rr.com
Silly little jamellan. Oh wait... he can kick my ass, nm.
#21 Mr.Mediocre[32301]
166.ippool.xville.multipro.com
who is that i see above me? Is that....MY FATHER?
#22 HilbsTheZealot[32304]
7.chicago-21-22rs.il.dial-access.att.net
Drefsab ownz me =[
#23 Korang[32310]
spc-isp-wpg-uas-11-96.sprint.ca
No wonder he's a hall of famer...

kixxez azzez
#24 Jamellan[32311]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
I can kick who's ass??? Ah well. REDEEMING LAST COMMENT!!!
#25 AxeGrinder01[32314]
USR1HTC-74.DialUp.rrv.net
I love the cannon strat have used it against a lot of newbies. Here is a similiar strat which works too. If you are zerg run your 9th drone into the far corner of his base and build a hatch. During the early part of the game nobodys seems to pay to much attention to their starting location especially if you have played the map numerous times. Then instead of a sunken rush which is itself gratifying. run over their peon line with 15 lings. Had it happen to me. Is not pretty. Great Report as always.

Jamellan what can I redeem your last comment for??? I hope it is a Coke because I am dying of thirst.

Peace
Axe
#26 ::nobody::[32316]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
believe it or not, i love this strat =P hehe there was a report a while back where i did this to +anathema+ hehe offensive cannons are the best!
Ciao!
::nobody::
#27 Jamellan[32320]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Relevance to story...I don't play protoss, but I'm sure i could have fun cannoning people to hell! Especially on bgh where my goal would be to cover the entire map...which would mean beating my opponent and continue playing!

LAST COMMENT!!!
#28 Muerte[32321]
spider-tr081.proxy.aol.com
Nice report, interesting strats are always fun, might want to make the alt text (for us junkies) a little less informative, a picture is worth a thousand words so say something funny, we find random pointless comments so much more interesting :-) Um, anybody know what happened to B.Net tonight (2-21-00)? No one's on, a lot of accounts were deleted, and everyone is KOREAN (like in hell)
#29 Muerte[32322]
spider-tr081.proxy.aol.com
P.S. Last comment, I win :]
#30 question123[32333]
208.149.184.199
ROFL cheez strats rock!!! (well as long as they don't work on me..) Reading this report brings me to tell one of my most embarrassing moments on battle.net The time I ALMOST fell victim to the dreaded offensive sunken push on LT (was it you Dref?). I was terran at six and the guy had sunkens close enough to hit my comsat. I barely pushed back the zerglings and sunkens with marines and a tank the guy said "Sorry I was bored" and left the game after I killed the hatch on MY plateu. I was so traumatized after that game that I thought about quiting BW right there, but with some conselling I got better... I already know I suck, so no need to tell me. But I usually always scout around my base now and I have stopped many a offensive cannon (never ran into another offensive sunken again though). I can't believe I am actually telling this story......
#31 Dausuul[32337]
hill-d-153.resnet.purdue.edu
I was playing on Blood Bath tonight... I played Zerg, naturally, and so did the other guy. I was starting my usual 6-pool-and-sunken build (it gets me a sunken colony and six zerglings at just about the time a 4-pooler's zerglings hit my base), when a drone walks in, sits down on my creep, and turns into a creep colony!

Guessing that there was a super-fast offensive sunken in store for me, I attacked the thing with my drones as soon as it finished morphing. I've been wondering about it since, though... sunken rushing on Blood Bath? Can it work?

I'm gonna be pondering this strategy. I'd love to hear if anyone else has any ideas, especially if they work well enough to kill a 4-pool. That would be the most humiliating way to lose...
#32 UrineAvenger[32338]
slc85.modem.xmission.com
1st comment by a SuperHero.

What's this 7,8 crap?!?!?!?! this is definately 9 material. Once more, Entertaining reports should = high scores. Nuf sed.

Dref Rocks.
#33 Jamellan[32340]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Well, since I don't know how to play protoss worth crap, I went to a bgh game (sowwy) to try out the strat. Hey, I went 2-0 with it, you know, since minerals flow like urine on bgh!! That and LAST COMMENT!!!
#34 Persian[32350]
proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com
Mark has students?? Why am I always out of the loop?
#35 anal-banana[32351]
gauntlet2.bridge.com
Defsab gives me a woody
#36 Jamellan[32353]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
No anal bananna is gonna get MY last comment!!! BUZZ OFF!
#37 Drefsab[32356]
rc39.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Jamellan, quit spamming my comments section.

UA, yeah, I was a tad disappointed with this rating too. I just never know how my reports will bounce off someone though. I just gotta write 'em and see what happens.

Jamellan, quit spamming my comments section.

No question, I haven't tried offensive sunkening yet. Maybe someday eh?

Jamellan, quit spamming my comments section.

Dref
#38 AdmiralPlinko[32366]
clarc-dhcp-86.cc.rochester.edu
That was one of the best reports I've read. I have a friend who was so bad at this game, I could put the pylon in his mineral line and he wouldn't even notice. (Or have any troops to stop it with!) I think I'll try it the next time I see him.

I loved the picture of the hydra drop into the huge mass of dragoons and archons, and the large headings definitely made it easier on the eyes. This deserves a nine at least.

P.S. First comment by an Admiral, and last comment by anyone!
(It only counts the first time you call it. After that it's just spam.)
#39 Tariq[32367]
198.168.49.221
mad
funny
#40 IceD-Tree[32368]
spider-tf022.proxy.aol.com
Dref owns all... (Last comment)
#41 [32375]
136.2.1.101
1st comment by a porn star. I have both cannoned and been cannoned. It is nerveracking waiting for that first cannon to finish it's warp. It makes me feel kind of ch(sl)easy when I beat someone this way.
#42 [32376]
relay.atinc.com
When all the other strats are there, leave it to Dref to invent more goofy ones.
#43 [32381]
ns.wsd1.org
About how you said it starred the photon cannons, how do u know they weren't just stunt doubles? nm...........
#44 Not Jamellan[32442]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
Last comment
#45 Tullius![32457]
proxy3-external.rdc1.on.home.com
Drefb, you suck Dagomar owns your ass big time. He would finish you off beofre you would even be able to warp in your first cannon.
#46 Jamellan[32465]
aden2-143.resnet.Colorado.EDU
LC
#47 [32482]
strangers.bragg.army.mil
Peter North>T.T. Boy
#48 Drefsab[32527]
rc69.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Hmmm, sorry to disappoint you guys, but cannon push owns everything except for the SCV rush...

:P

Who wants 50<sup>th</sup> comment?

Dref
#49 JSH[32530]
pmroch1-2.rconnect.com
I'll take 50th comment.

Hoo-wah.
#50 <font color="red">Khorne</font>[32546]
hl80-120-gw.dsl.mr.net
Wow Drefsab that was really <font size="36"><font color="purple"><i><s><b>GAY</font></i></s></b> I mean good.
~<font color="red">Khorne</font>
#51 <font color="red">Khorne</font>[32547]
hl80-120-gw.dsl.mr.net
Wow Drefsab that was really <font size="36"><font color="purple"><i><s><b>GAY</font></i></s></b></font> I mean good.
~<font color="red">Khorne</font>
#52 Drefsab[32562]
rc69.Rmax1.globalsite.net
rofl
#53 [36160]
clt92-181.carolina.rr.com
hi
#54 102485[41810]
host-209-214-195-204.mem.bellsouth.net
I tried this method and it worked surprisingly well. Unfortunatly my wussdog opponent disced while my cannons were pounding his base,

-102485
#55 jimmy[134491]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-33.prem.tmns.net.au
last

kakaka

-NOTJimmy
#56 wakiki[153938]
cable-24-158-230-168.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, amusing, this. What would really be funny would be mass corsairs + cannons, D web any units attacking, push the cannons forward.... :)
#57 PeaceableGhost[155235]
198.109.221.15
1st comment by an undead.



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