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#1 Burg632[31924]
spider-wc024.proxy.aol.com
Please give me some ideas for future reports, or how I could make them better.
#2 PHEben[31927]
volta.cybercable.fr
This sucks ... ... ... ... ... ... ...
I hate when I have to search my opponent's hidden E-bays or pylons because he can't admit the loss.
"If you don't know how to lose, you don't know how to play"

#3 Sp|nE[31930]
dialup0110-pri.voicenet.com
oh my lord, this is just pathetic

it's worse than pathetic ......

its tmac-ish =



#4 Sp|nE[31931]
dialup0110-pri.voicenet.com
WHY WONT IT TYPE SLASHES???

someone explain this to me ..... gay

#5 [31938]
a1-1c041.neo.rr.com
Ideas? Report a real game, there's an idea. Seriously, please don't waste space and time on something that happened that you thought was "cool", even if the rest of the game had no redeeming value whatsoever. If you're going to post a BR that involves something funny, I recommend you read some of Drefsab's, and how he ties funny things into an actual BR (or series of BR's).

All I got out of this was you built a ton of carriers, you still got your butt kicked, it sounded like a mucho money map, and then you just built pylons everywhere to try to be cute.

Yawn.



#6 SCV[31957]
c3-1e102.neo.rr.com
Let me tell you something, I've seen some horrible battle reports, and i've seen some horrible battle reports, but let me tell you, yours, is probably the worst battle report i HAVE EVER SEEN IN MY ENTIRE LIFE. OH MY GOD, not only are you pathetic, not only do you turtle then go mass carriers, not only does your ally do this, but you try to stay alive by building pylons, please stop, i'm going to puke.
#7 ShySmurf[31959]
pppsl1026.chicagonet.net
Uh, i dont like to post comments, but this br is a DIFFERENT story. man, this br is poop. first off... no excitement. wow, carriers... and more carriers! =
i really dont mind the pylon around the place like everyoen else, but why call it such a twisted ironic game? come on, your enemies just got bored from the pylons u can make and just said lets ally. big whoop, 1 win.
#8 eX~NYoKeN[32010]
spider-wa013.proxy.aol.com
I think all of us are thinking.....WTF IS THIS? THIS IS HORRIBLE. WTF WERE U THINKING. JESUS THIS SUX. HOW COULD U EVEN GET A 2?! U DESERVE 0. MY GRANDMA COULD DO BETTER THAN THIS. GOD
(^.~)O~('.'Q)
#9 Noone[32015]
wort1p92.trib.com
Jeesh people you could at least be a little nicer... and I happend to like the report...
#10 I_Hate_Lurkers[32028]
proxy2.atl.prodigy.net
LoL...I think you have scared this person into submisson with the past 9 comments...he will now live the life of a hermit and never come out of his shell....as for the battlereport...my 1 year old sister could have done a better report after just hearing the animation sounds of the units.
#11 mandingo69[32032]
12.3.112.18
Hey, lay off the kid. We were all newbs once. Some advice for the author, stop playing mucho money maps and play maps like Lost Temple or Dire Straits or Polaris Prime. Concentrate on not turtling, but rushing and keeping pressure on the opposition. Then head over to Tao of Gaming.com or starcraft.org and read some strats. Keep practicing and u'll do fine.
#12 [SA]Prays4u[32065]
208.207.70.116
Be more gay plz.
#13 Syndrome Zed[32071]
wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu
He wouldn't have gotten the shit that he got from everyone except for that hide-the-pylon garbage at the end. I've seen bad newbie reports get better scores than this b/c they at least reported 1) a good game, and 2) they didn't show off the fact that they're the world's biggest losers.

Kid, it's not funny. Just stupid.

#14 {TnM}~Mana[32513]
proxy.hpisd.org
honestly that was pathetic. dont feel sorry for him, that was the biggest waste of my time i ccould possibly think of. its like you REACHED UP YOUR ASS AND PULLED THAT FROM THE DEEPEST REALM OF IT dont waste our time again, play a real game
#15 burg632[32892]
spider-tj052.proxy.aol.com
I was proving a point to my friend that if you write a fake report some people will think its real. Well, I just won $100 US dollars Thanks guys. And you should have guesed it was fake by.

1.No player names
2.No map name
3.No Screenshots
4.Ya I basically did pull it out of my ASS because its FAKE.
5.Think anyone in there right mind would really allie with someone just because they where building phylons all over the map... Hell no.
6.Next time I will actually make a REAL report not just some BS.
It still was my first report here though. Not in my life.














#16 ~ZC~Yuppy[62325]
node177dd.a2000.nl
Well done burg..only 15 fools replied;;;lol

WHOIS THE ASS IN HERE?

LOLO...

Cioa babe...cya
===
YUPPO
#17 Geforce[85885]
garyjohnson.astound.net
HAHA ROFL.... lol

Losers.



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