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#1 probe[31383]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
ooooookay, this is better
#2 <img "http://www.geocities.com/phreeutop/flag.gif">[31384]
izar.anonymizer.com
HAIL HITLER
#3 probe[31385]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
um
whats with this kid
you obviously can't post images in reports, ok? stop trying now

#4 probe[31389]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
ok dont worry about the spammer, just comment plz!
#5 [z]RubberDucky[31390]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
u 0an probe.
#6 WilliamWC3[31394]
huru27.wuh.wustl.edu
Tres cool.
Bonus points for not being a facist. Seriously though this report rules. Waterpaint effect RULES. I guess thats what that is. It looks like waterpaint effect of pp8. probe Rules. Neonazis suck. In conclusion, therefore, hitherto.
#7 question123[31396]
usr1ottawa-207.ivnet.com
While I question (um... no pun intended, its my b.net name) Mogs super early CC float it paid off BIG time for him since Mentos did nothing about it even though it looked like he had overlord on the cliff above the natural. Strange that he stuck it out with hydras, lings, and muties against M&M's and didn't tech to Ultras, Guards or lurks. Actually valks work very well against zerg air, wraiths alone will die to muties and devs. I like to mix about
3-5 valks with some wraiths, and I have gotten good results against the Dev, mutie, guard combo.
Well enough about the game....
The report rocked IMHO. I could follow the flow of the game very easily and the pictures were good and very nicely edited. I like the part about the hydralisk action figure, very informative =) Keep up the good work probe!!!!!


#8 Mogalin[31399]
cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net
OMG The colour scheme was great, um, 8/10 battle report description, really hilarious... this is your best work ever imo!

#9 [31402]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
I comment cuz probe insisted that I didn't read the previous one.

PROBE SUX MUHAHHAHAHAHAH
^^
j/k



#10 probe[31403]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
william: no, its a glowing edges effect, at strength 1
question123: heh, thanks
mog: wheee, i dont think i put enuff eye candy in to get a 10 :(
prozerran: )@(#* rate it ho! :]


#11 Talon[31404]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
No hidden text this time =(

And I didn't get the Valkrie joke... that made no sense.


I give u a 1 for errr because, die.




#12 darecyar[31405]
pool0433.cvx2-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
great report...and theres 11 troops not 10 =p
#13 [31419]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Its like one of my BRs, only shittier!

:D

#14 Omnipresent[31424]
24-240-18-87.hsacorp.net
Purple terran>toss+zerg+terran
#15 probe[31435]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
bob is gay:(

u wish bob, ur reports suxor!
bobs reports = nothing but cropped images on black background, and an animated gif
wheee!
talon
waste of money
was the first word :








#16 TF_Pop$[31439]
cp-cache1.cpinternet.com
I think it was a very well played game, zerg could have possibly went to lurkers (which own M&M) or the tech jump to ultras (Which also own M&M) Enough about the game though, b/c it was well written and well played.
Props Probe

Check ya lata

C.P.
#17 Tariq[31440]
198.168.49.221
Nice report not as godly as your last one but its was good.
#18 [SC]Geniuz[31443]
webspeed2.dekooi.nl
You're good................
You're very good............
#19 Ahscar-X[31445]
r67h92.res.gatech.edu
Nice job, Your Graphical ability has been on a good steady increase. Great read also.
Thanx for link =P
#20 Muppet[31449]
32.97.148.1
What was the upgrade level of zerg?
#21 Fox^1[31450]
zmapxy02.zma.compaq.com
Probe > previous spam champion
Probe = Great BR writer
Fox^1 = Happy ready

Your on fire

Fox^1

#22 D$^Gob_X[31452]
ns.wsd1.org
Lurkers would of saved Zerg's ass......nuf said. But he plays dumb like me when he's getting beaten down....but 10 troops? C'mon..that's pathetic...
8/10.....good job(Like I know anything anyways)
#23 SSD4[31454]
stj238.nf.sympatico.ca
Did you know queens auto-infest a CC when it's damaged enough? :]. You don't have to click the button, as long as the queen sees it, it'll infest it.

Also, no lurkers?

Cookies and milk own your bones mmkay?
#24 Mentos[31463]
mp-38-111.daxnet.no
GID! cant belive i lost to 3/3 marines..shuuckkss :p
I was reeeeaalllyyy stressed...like when you are fighting vs someone famous :p I had map control after that first attack where we meet in the choke and i blew it..took 3 and 3's natural and had a good economy.should have taken the whole map...which was the plan but..hmm..dunno what happend:No i dident upgrade..it was the stress...

It was a long game..whould have been more fun if i wasent stressed...omg...blaming the stress¨..nono:¨

U RULE MOGLIN ,GG q=p
#25 Mentos[31465]
mp-38-111.daxnet.no
ahh...how many units did i make ? felt like a zillion..
#26 [z]RubberDucky[31466]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
I gotta make probe a gosu "Probe 0ans Your Bonez" pic like persian did for me (huk)


Actually I should make it a 3/3/3 probes!
#27 PeonRapist[31469]
155-pool1.ras10.txhou.agisdial.net
Another 10 for probe plz! :) i have to say it's one more ownage report on probe's list (and there's alot of them). go probe go


peon

btw, the report was godly too=D
#28 Valiant~Newbie[31470]
proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
Sorry ducky it can only be a 0/3/3 probe.. for some gay reason you cant upgrade peon attacks :(

- ever informitave Valiant Newbie
#29 probe[31473]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
Hehehe, thanks for all the comment guys

Whee, thanks Fox, yeah, i have seen you like all my reports =D

and ducky, that would rock :D:D:D:D:D

#30 probe[31475]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
LOL i just noticed i forgot to change the name of one of my pics, so one of em is on there TWICE !!!!! heheh nobody noticed

Wowowo, thanks for the generous 9's !!!!
Whee u guys rox.

-p
#31 [z]RubberDucky[31479]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
u f00li0 newbie, thats the point. I'm gonna make the firs t3/3/3 probe (huk)
#32 psychomonki[31483]
okc-233-148.mmcable.com
I have read 1 battle report before this one, and I was disapointed by the other one, but when I read this one, I WAS SO F***ING AMAZED, NOW I WANT TO MAKE THESE REPORTS!!!! I don't know if it was the game that made the report so good, or just you, but anyhow, I LOVED IT!!!! Your humor was awesome, and it was, actaully, unable to believe it, but true, FUN to read! Thx for this report, I think I am gonna read more of your reports... THX
By the way, the other guys here who say the report sucked, FUCK THEIR STUPID FUCKING FUCK THINGS! FUCK THEM! THIS WAS KOOL!

JK
HEHE
PSYCHOMONKI
#33 Probe[31485]
okc-233-148.mmcable.com
huh huh, I suck a big fat dick. huh huh, I cant write worth shit, bob and all those other writers rule... hehe... I suck... Maybe you should read my "how to write shitty reports" report... huhuh...
#34 @}~MaKiTa~[31486]
spider-ta012.proxy.aol.com
Probe I loved it, haven't seen much picture editing done better. I give it a 9. Great game, great report, and great pix.
#35 ƒ¤¤ ƒighters[31488]
beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net
good one probe keep up the good work!



- ƒ¤¤ ƒighters
#36 davidff7[31493]
196.san-francisco-01-02rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
the pics were awesome!!
#37 Sky~Z3[31494]
cache.nexicom.net
omg this is a shitty report what are you guys 9 and 10 years old? dont use the gay little immature jokes plz. plus this mpa wasnt even Lost Temple it was like Twighlight temple dont use unmade blizz maps for BRs' plz

The pics sucked cuz they were like all splashed with water so its gay i give this report a 6

- Sky
#38 probe[31496]
242849hfc147.tampabay.rr.com
sky, go down to your computer box, and press the big button that says 'power' it gives u l33t h4x

oh, and , JV or something can u plz delete that moron that posted as "Probe" above n said he sux dick?

thats rather lame.

i rarely capitolize my "P" , usually only in important posts or titles in brs

#39 [z]RubberDucky[31499]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
sky ur a fuxing dumbass and if u make 1 more post on this site as gay as that one ill hunt u down to the ends of the earth and make you say "uncle"
#40 Talisman[31501]
pm207-37.dialip.mich.net
Probe....yer reports kick ass....i rellly dont know any other way to do say it. I thought i was good when i wrote my first report....but compared to this, i SUCK! hehehe, and yes, i did notice the double pic be4 i read the comments :) i give it a 9.
#41 Mr.Mediocre[31502]
148.ippool.xville.multipro.com
Hey probe, nice job, all except for that one really ugly ass collage. Well deserved 9's though, well deserved.
#42 XS~MaDMordigaN aka Mentos;TheFreshMaker[31503]
mp-217-216-94.daxnet.no
How did you make your name green ?
tell me tell me NOW! :p
#43 CancerRage[31504]
197.bloominton-01rs13-14rt.il.dial-access.att.net
Very excellent report probe, 9.5 outta 10.

Sky: you suck ass nuts, you little bitch. I hope someone tells you that the map they played on rules cuz, its just Lost Temple with twilght tileset and 4 observers. Hence the name Dark Temple. Did I mention that you suck ass nuts?

Probe once again excellent report, don't listen to random lamers like sky cuz they aint gosu like you
#44 CancerRage[31506]
197.bloominton-01rs13-14rt.il.dial-access.att.net
Very excellent report probe, 9.5 outta 10.

Sky: you suck ass nuts, you little bitch. I hope someone tells you that the map they played on rules cuz, its just Lost Temple with twilght tileset and 4 observers. Hence the name Dark Temple. Did I mention that you suck ass nuts?

Probe once again excellent report, don't listen to random lamers like sky cuz they aint gosu like you
#45 The-Relic[31530]
cacheflow3.sasknet.sk.ca
10
#46 probe[31617]
dt121nb9.tampabay.rr.com
damn, you all love me
ill get right to work on another, in a week or two:)
i havent been playing as much sc, been working on 2 almost back-to-back brs :]

Thanks tho, look forward for more probe productions :D
#47 Lurker[31779]
beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net
Argh grrr argh...........
argh!!!!!
#48 Zilphix[31793]
max2104.unnet.com
Execelent report, liked the little cinamas too
#49 BUU[63482]
207.80.13.5
probe.. do you use picture perfect 8 (or whatever its called) by micrografix? if you do.. please <a href=mailto:kwcharon@aol.com>email</a> me or something.. and like tell me how you did all this kewl shit!
#50 greenman_dude[95592]
ath1583my52tf.bc.hsia.telus.net
probe... you're the best sc pics pubisher i have ever heard about... i wish i could battle you!!!
#51 ...[95593]
ath1583my52tf.bc.hsia.telus.net
............
#52 probe[120189]
653468hfc23.tampabay.rr.com
wow

the good days
#53 Mentos[130130]
188.80-202-94.nextgentel.com
Aye...
#54 dre(probe)[153527]
48-109.200-68.tampabay.rr.com
jaood linked me

again

innocence long lost



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