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-Thundercracker




#1 JPaikman[31329]
huru59.wuh.wustl.edu
First.

JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni

#2 [z]RubberDucky[31332]
dfiatx106-090.dsl.gtei.net
Jpaikman will probabally be embarassed to have first comment on this report.
#3 TheCabbit[31342]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
LOL, this was kind of retarded. It had no detail at all and it sounded a LITTLE ridiculous.

Then again, wtf do I know? I can't write reports at all so i'll stfu now =)

#4 Sky~Z3[31346]
cache.nexicom.net
This was proble one of the most intense games we ever played but Dec left out army @ the end which was 5 hotmkeyed groups of rine/bat/gol/med

but good report i give it a 7-8 on 10

#5 Talon[31348]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Well you aren't a rater so stfu. I didn't even read this report kakaka



4.



#6 AckMaster[31351]
43.pm3.gtw.net
retarded kind of report...

BGH right? HA!

#7 Baxter-O'Bixby[31355]
cranach.CS.Berkeley.EDU
If it was BGH and every base was mined out, it would've been a lot longer than two hours (unless you have a "1000 minerals per harvest" hack)....
#8 Decman~Z3[31356]
cs26226-242.satx.rr.com
This wasnt bgh my god, this was close encounters
And it last longers when u lose expansions all the time
#9 Valiant~newbie[31357]
proxy2-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
.. hm.. I'm looking at the jpeg of CLose encounters at the moment, and it doesnt seem like it could support this 2 hour long war..there are approximately 18 regular sized mineral bases, id say about 7-8 patches per base.. and yet you guys churned out around 50 bc's, hundreds of infantry units, goliaths and what not when you had about 6 of these bases.. you each had 3 as far as i could tell in the report. Sounds a lil' bgh'ish to me but maybe you had more epxansions and failed to say so in the report
5
- Valiant~Newbie

#10 Sp|nE[31369]
dialup0440-pri.voicenet.com
close encounters can support a lot of units. trust me, 15000 minerals * (18*7) = a lot

but for a 2 hour long game, you certainly could have given it more glory. try to use other people's brs as examples next time.

/me actually is able to get through this comment w/o flaming him

wait maybe not

this report was a fucking pile of dogshit

damn









#11 Decman~Z3[31376]
cs26226-242.satx.rr.com
Well it may have not been 2 hours but it was at least 1 hour :( And it was not bgh u low lower
#12 Darth~Gracie[31451]
220.middletown-07.va.dial-access.att.net
Nice ego stroking report there. Too bad it sucked for everyone else. You never mentioned building a factory BTW.
#13 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[31456]
gateway.ncdsb.com
You don't have to bash him, he's obviously new to writing reports, as most of us are. I say this gets a 3 or 4, and I'm looking forward to your next one ( with pics, I hope =) ).



#14 <font color=yellow> |]agomar[31457]
gateway.ncdsb.com
BTW I had 22 battlecruisers and 15 Carriers in a game once! I had mind controlled a Terran SCV, and used the massive amounts of mixed units to sweep through the map, eradicating countless expansions at the loss of a couple carriers, finally ending with a two pronged attack on the enemy main. The map was twilight zone, a massive 256x256 world that I made and must've had at least 30 expansions!
#15 @}~MaKiTa~[31487]
spider-ta012.proxy.aol.com
The thing about 3v3's is that it's hard to do reports on them because you can't accurately get the builds and what each player is thinking and what they see. Easier to do 1v1's, 2v2's, and 3FFa's. But I'm new too so what do it know =o)

-MaKiTa
#16 Sky~Z3[31495]
cache.nexicom.net
OMFG whats with the bashing. ummm yes it was around 1 hour and 30 mins and yes we had around 20-25 bc's put together plus wraiths but wtf? ummm guys everytime we expanded they would usually take it out unless we could support it. Plus we can make tons of infantry cuz they only cost 50 bucks so stfu and think before you write plz. Plus this BR kicks other ones cuz of ur gay immature jokes in the others as i say in another response to "probes" BR are you guys like 9 and 10 like come on u got some gay little remarks that u thuink ppl will laugh at?

-Sky
#17 Sluggy[31552]
98AA6461.ipt.aol.com
Whats with the bashing? OK LEMME GO THROUGH THE LIST.

A: DeC is a piece of shit.
B: So is this report.
C: DeC is a jew that needs.
1.An enema.
2.Someone to shoot him in the head.
D: The gay-assed Z3 clan are all my bitches.
E: I heard DeC felched an african jungle monkey off.
F: DeC gives guys rimjobs.
G: DIE!
#18 Carnal XTC[31558]
210-56-9-107.Dialup.Islamabad.comsats.net.pk
Was that supposed to be funny, Sluggy? Go back to phone sex if you wanna talk dirty.

On the topic of the BR... Yes it was weak, but that doesn't reflect the author or game at all. I say check out the guides, the Hall of Fame, and then plan on BRing a game before you play. Use printscreen to take shots of the game. Keep trying, man...

--XTC



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