| #1 Drefsab[30427] |
| rc91.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
hehe, I've had this report done since Thursday, but couldn't release it until now because of the title... hope you all enjoy it :-)
Cheers,
Dref |
#2  [30428] |
| dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com |
| Any report that has Mark chasing people with his guns is cool in my book. |
| #3 Blank[30429] |
| 69.hartford-13-14rs.ct.dial-access.att.net |
| hahahahahahahahah :] nice:P |
| #4 [GNG]Jaab00[30430] |
| sdn-ar-003kylexiP258.dialsprint.net |
| The Mark with guns thing was hilarious. Keep em comin Dref :) |
| #5 _CraZy_[30431] |
| px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca |
| LOL this is funny =) |
| #6 [z]RubberDucky[30432] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Explanation - I didn't realize fro a while but i stopped building SCV's around the time I did the vulture drop. I was being cocky because I was fairly certain I had won, And I had spent the last week or so losing every single game that was in brood war (I had been rocking everyone i played in vanilla thow =p)
My origional plan was for an upgrade rush. I was gonna drop the ebay and upgrade marine weapons on his island. He'd be overwhelmed by the fact that I upgrade marine weapons on his island, and I hoped he'd disconnect
The wraiths attack the cannons - Those were sent to intercept shuttles coming into my top expansion. However, I attack moved them and I did not know there were cannons there
My SCV micro - What can I say? I'm a SCV micro god. Hail me
The doom drop - I had 11 marines, dumbass, and 11 stimmed marines shoudl be able to take out 6 shuttles before they land, its the 1 way I can stop drops without wraiths.
The Pokemon - I swear Drefsab, if you mention this again I'll kill you, I don't play with pokemon and I think they suck.
BTW Mark4 got 2 kills of me after this game, one I 4 pooled the other I forgot a pylon in my dt rush and lost even though he didn't expand, I did and I used gay storm.
I know I should've won this. I was just playing poorly and didn't ferry enough troops to attack. That and Confessor had obs everywhere so i couldn't get an exp in. |
#7  [30433] |
| staff-29.ahnet.net |
| Hehe can't wait to read this. looks great |
| #8 Drefsab[30434] |
| rc96.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
haha Ducky, I'm surprised you didn't comment on the commercial break at the end...
As for the Pokemon... we all know the truth Ducky, know need to hid it any longer. :-)
Dref
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| #9 fuck you dref[30435] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
| drefsab is racist mother fucker! he hates black people! racist fuck! ducky dosnt like pokemon! POKEMON SUCKS! HOW WOULD YOU LIKE PEOPLE MAKING FUN OF YOU! FUCK YOU DREF!!!!!!!!!!!! |
#10  [30436] |
| 1Cust244.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| Hi comment 30435. Welcome to rest of your banning thanks. |
| #11 [z]RubberDucky[30437] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
How mature. "Fuck You Dref you racist mother fucker"
Doesn't that make you his black mother? |
| #12 [{o}][30438] |
| dialup-209.246.87.5.NewYork2.Level3.net |
| Me and |[=]| had this idea first =[. Ahh whatever we'll think of another one. Good report though, it's hilarious. |
| #13 Raging~Kozak[30439] |
| sclinet1.shell.ca |
| This report was freaking hilarious. I almost died laughing when Mark4 pulled his guns on the confessor. These reports rock. Keep em coming and ducky don't take so hard man. I was disappointed because the terran should have won this game. Ducky pay more attention dammit and beat some toss ass when you have the chance. Sounded like an exciting game anyways. Well anyways enough ramblin for me. See ya. |
| #14 123fourfive[30441] |
| spider-wm088.proxy.aol.com |
| OMG~!!! ROFL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! FUNNY and good! Keep it up and I'll be going to the doctors about my stomach! |
| #15 Drefsab[30442] |
| rc96.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
Actually funny looking symbol...
I've been doing this since mid January. Glad you liked it :-)
And umm, hopefully mark4 will be getting his guns out on Mr. Fuck you Dref. hehe
Dref |
| #16 Sharandar[30443] |
| 199.94.72.235 |
| Inventiveness is always a good thing =P. And I agree with Confessor about one thing (no, not the statue)--Dragoons (and Goliaths, for that matter) have some of the wort pathing ever. I've found (and maybe I'm just on crack) that it helps to put goon or two in the min lines and leave them there if you're using them for defense only. Great report, Dref. Keep 'em coming =) |
| #17 Hotmedic[30444] |
| userMd130.videon.wave.ca |
have not read it yet looks great dref also you should do another BGH strat of the day there always fun maybe try 1 carrier of doom!!!
=]
Reading it right now |
| #18 T_Mac[30447] |
| ts7-50t-41.idirect.com |
| Rofl, funny game, man ducky rocks! |
| #19 probe[30453] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
hi.. im the comment that sorta exploded with anger
i just hate people consatntly making fun of other people :(
partially because i used to get made fun of alot, and partially because its just plain out mean!
i mean, sure, at first the pokeman thing was funny, but like u kept saying it, and ducky obviously dosnt play pokeman
im not racist mysefl, i just sorta figured i would blurt something out , out of anger
so.......... sorry, that was really mean, but i think dref should stop saying ducky is a pokeman lover:(
i dont play pokeyermom myself, but still
anyways, bye :
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| #20 probe[30454] |
| dt121n63.tampabay.rr.com |
wholey shit, waht a fucking coincidence
my racist fuck post and my apologize posts have the same number, just the ending "..35" are swapped
lol!
k im done now ~ |
| #21 RoYaL~Loner_101[30455] |
| beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net |
ARGH! i think the best one was the -Mr.chobo-(Pika_Flare)
report hahaha that was a funny comecial hahaha u crack me up
-RoYaL~Loner_101
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| #22 <fontcolor="yousuckcrap">LadyKnight[30456] |
| cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net |
<font color="iownyousoul">So Dref, is your alter ego alive still? or did you kill him/her/it? hehehe! Also mark did you kill The.Confesor? Or did you just take back ur statue?
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| #23 <font color="prozerran">LadyKnight</font>[30458] |
| cgowave-0-225.cgocable.net |
| <font color="sleeplessinseatle"> Sorry for the black and crappy comment! |
| #24 IF-4Father[30460] |
| 1Cust5.tnt2.duluth.mn.da.uu.net |
| Drefsab, your reports get more skilled (and funny) each time you do one of them....thx for all the MNS. I look forward to reading them instead of doing my Calc, thx again. |
| #25 JoLLy~TeAcuP[30462] |
| proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com |
ROFL
dux you own. And don't be cocky unless you win PGL =p
cocky people suck.
btw, 123FOURFIVE~ WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL WEEKEND! |
| #26 Drefsab[30463] |
| rc96.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
Arrgh Probe,
Quit spamming my comments with your silliness. Is it possible that <b>you</b> like pokemon and having someone call it gay messes with your perfect world?
Its all in fun and Ducky has only told me to die about 200,000 times for saying he likes Pokemon, but that's okay cuz he's still my bath toy.
What's my point? Oh yeah, calm down, its not like I said that you like Pokemon. Wait a minute, I just did.
**sigh** Never mind...
Cheers,
Dref |
| #27 The.Confessor[30464] |
| user-2ivel0o.dialup.mindspring.com |
OMG, I have NEVER read anything so funny Dref, absolutely astounding report. Only problem is now everyones gonna be on my case about thr statue bit :P
-The.Confessor |
#28  [30466] |
| dial135.b2.tnt10.ca.freei.net |
| When I have time I'll read this but I;m sure Ducky was playing at a high level of skill |
| #29 [30468] |
| 1Cust209.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net |
| I wasn't actually shooting to kill the confessor. Just wound him enough so he couldn't rub my statue in that place anymore =[ |
| #30 [z]RubberDucky[30469] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Haha I wasn't really all that cocky, and I'm hardly ever as cocky as I was in that game. I mean, I never say "OMFG I WIN HAHAHAHA" .like i did in that game (Unless I'm playing some lamer that spends 30 min telling me how much defilers rule vs toss even though they're almost useless coz lings and hydra rape goons anyway and storm negates dswarm...errr...whooops!)
Whoop - I was playing at a high level of skill, it's obvious because I was terran, I scouted with an ebay and I made vultures. Making vultures should make the terrans auto win coz they suck so much. |
| #31 -Mr.Chobo-[30471] |
| ppp9063.on.bellglobal.com |
| Heheh. Great report. |
| #32 Drefsab[30477] |
| rc96.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
This was posted in the phorum. I just want to make sure it doesn't get lost. I like drunk commenters... :-)
<blockquote><i>
hahahahaha
man that monday nite report by um um des was funny haha...... mark4 is ok... and so is that des dude.... haha though man it was funny hearin that confessor dude rub his statue haha... funny @!#$.... and that ducky man haha with the bcup medics funny stuff.... it might not be to u though i could care fuckin less... excuse my language im high or drunk..... cant remember
frankjr.
</i></blockquote>
Thanks frankjr. I appreciate your support :-) |
| #33 Baxter-O'Bixby[30485] |
| adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net |
| Dref, you rock. I don't need to say any more. |
#34  [30492] |
| a1-1c041.neo.rr.com |
This report could have been titled:
"Don't rub Mark4 the wrong way."
;) |
| #35 Rayne[NS][30493] |
| CWIP-T-010-p-96-176.tmns.net.au |
| Hehehe, nice reports, keep coming! And congratulations on making it into the Hall of Fame. And where is YourRoleModel and his reports... |
| #36 GiZmOKiD[30495] |
| proxyk.emirates.net.ae |
err..monday night SC?
i like the idea :)
good job
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| #37 anal-banana[30496] |
| gauntlet2.bridge.com |
| Drefsab, you rock. I give you a peanut buttered banana for your report! |
| #38 Silent-Strike[30506] |
| spider-tk081.proxy.aol.com |
| We know that wansn't really Mark4, he uses terms like non-heterosexual :-). |
| #39 Fox^1[30511] |
| csdi2-proxy.service.digital.com |
I swear that these reports get better and better when they come out. This BR was insane! The comeback!! Just like a Mondaynight Game. All the excitement. Now my dream is to play on Monday Night Starcraft.
Fox^1 |
| #40 Alita99[30536] |
| urel88.URel.Berkeley.EDU |
Wow, another report where Ducky loses...
See, Ducky? I knew I'd start a trend! =p
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| #41 [z]RubberDucky[30542] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Yeah. It's all fine w/ me. BTW I won't be playing much for a little while pplz, prolly no more than once a week until MAY =[
Suckage =[ (But I've gotta keep playing and repotring until I get 50 reports when searching for TheRubberDucky at the searchengine, right now it's 48 but will be fixed when my messed up report gets deleted) |
| #42 UrineAvenger[30590] |
| jeames.csw.L-3com.com |
Great report Dref.
Hey Ducky, I'll buy that pikachu card off you for $110. Let me know. |
| #43 VDAWG-XMEN[132973] |
| cache-mtc-af02.proxy.aol.com |
| MONDAY NIGHTS WILL NEVER BE THE SAME....LIKE DICK VITAL WOULD SAY THAT'S A TOUCHDOWN BAAABBBBYY |
| #44 wakiki[153919] |
| cable-24-196-2-50.mtv.al.charter.com |
This is the best one so far. Kek.
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