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#1 NotDefault[29247]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
I'm first
#2 NotDefault[29248]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Okay, now that I've got the first comment, I'll comment about my report :). The reason some of the pictures are fuzzy is that I had to shrink them to 500 pixel width to fit in the space. It was better than chopping off the edges. And I know that my writing leaves a lot to be desired :). But hopefully the images got the message across - that was a funny game!

NotDefault

#3 Twisted[29262]
proxy-out.multiweb.nl
LOL
#4 [nh]SCV[29263]
c3-1d120.neo.rr.com
Maybe this would have been better if it was actually funny
=(
Oh well, atleast you tried, but if i was rating this, i would give it a 3...It's not even a br, wheres' the locations/victor etc....i think you need to think hard of what you've done, and sulk in your misery.

#5 TheCabbit[29265]
bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com
yuck =(
#6 NotDefault[29267]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Er, well, I tried :(.

NotDefault

"Don't mock my suck. Makes me mad." - +AnathemA+



#7 NotDefault[29268]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Um, and the reason I didn't make it a battlereport, was because the game was pathetic. Basically CornOnTheko[B] overwhelmed Melvinator completely. But if you really must know, the map was Lost Temple (not my choice), CornOnTheko[B] started on the bottom, Melvinator started on the left, and CornOnTheko[B] won - obviously, by looking at the Brave SCVs screenshot :).

NotDefault

P.S. If you have tips about what you'd do to make it better, I'd appreciate them.



#8 JSH[29272]
pmroch1-5.rconnect.com
I agree, these pieces should have been together in a BR. Toilet-Duck's BR is a fine example of two sucky players performing outrageous and hilarious things in a coherent BR.
#9 T_Mac[29275]
tbefw1.scar.edu.on.ca
gokob!
#10 Mr.Mediocre[29286]
127.ippool.xville.multipro.com
Dont worry Default. I got bitched with a 3 on one of my reports and it was SERIOUS. That report was my damned best. Anyway, use paint and spend some time making your pix more presentable, sometimes a little border can do a lot. But dont take my advice, I got a damn 3 so you shouldnt trust me. ;D
#11 Dark~Ferret[29289]
fw5500.twtradepublishing.com
I found the comments on each picture amusing, but obviously it was a slap-together report. Lots of battleshots, with some funny comments, not a traditional battlereport - which is actually why I liked it. Authors like YRM, WilliamWC3, Drefsab, Mark4 - beautiful reports, and hours and hours of effort! Sometimes, you see a funny game and you say, WTF, why not just share the humor!
I liked the report for what is was good for - quick silly BW humor!
#12 SqueakyMonkey[29299]
osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com
Marines down, carriers up, marines down, carriers up, down, up, down, up, repeat.<br>
IS this some kind of sick innuendo?!?!
#13 Pitt[29314]
res6486.student.nd.edu
Dude good job! Don't listen to those guys. It was pretty funny :)
#14 DaVidFF7[29323]
98.san-francisco-03-04rs.ca.dial-access.att.net
kickass report. at least it was funny!! got me to crack up
#15 NotDefault[29335]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Okay - the pix will be prettid up as soon as I manage to log on to my site.

NotDefault

#16 NotDefault[29336]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Phew, it worked :). Thought I forgot how to do it for a second there. Anyway, the pix should now have pretty borders around them. Take a look.

NotDefault

#17 Talon[29414]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Geeze, those are some fatass borders
#18 NotDefault[29417]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Er... I thought they looked kind of nice :).

BTW, was that a compliment or an insult?

NotDefault



#19 tff~skull[29639]
hoproxy2.proxy.lucent.com
i dont know i thought it was funny. any way, try another theme this one didnt suit it. i think it was an insult.
#20 NotDefault[29707]
cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com
Hmmm... what do you mean by another theme? You mean other than the funny strategies theme? Thing is, I didn't really have much of a theme in mind when writing it. I just wanted to put down some silly moments in the game.

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