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#1 [{o}][28544]
spider-te031.proxy.aol.com
This reports bites
#2 yang_yang[28554]
sdn-ar-021casfrMP163.dialsprint.net
ugh the pics wont show up.
#3 probe[28557]
242849hfc169.tampabay.rr.com
oh my god
dude
this report sucks
color scheme sucks
u dont make a black background with white pics
no paragraphs and stuff
hard to read
pics were gay
gawd
everythign in this report was gay
please use common sense before posting, and think
"hmm, is this report <i><font color=pink>gay?</i><font color=white> cuz i mean, gawd, it was horrible

use common sense next time before posting, and u will know when a report sucks ass
gawd
oh god im going to puke its so bad
save me !!















#4 probe[28558]
242849hfc169.tampabay.rr.com
wow
learn somethen new everyday
i guses the default color isnt white hehe :)
well, this report is still <font color=deeppink> gay <font color=silver>
dah de do ... ;P



#5 123fourfive[28565]
spider-to052.proxy.aol.com
Um.. probe... there are I think two ways of making paragraphs. One way, the way you want it, is with a tab and enter in each paragraph. But there is another way-- simply typing enter means that is a paragraph break!! Why are you dissing him out because he doesn't have "paragraphs" There are obviously spaces between the paragraphs. You should read those 2 and 1 reports and see that it is all one big clump...
#6 123fourfive[28566]
spider-to052.proxy.aol.com
Besides, who said everyone was a YouRoleModel or a WilliamWC3!? He tried, and that's all that matters..
#7 Anonymous[28584]
spider-wd041.proxy.aol.com
It was a pretty good report, I don't see what all these people are complaining about. I mean it wasn't the best, but it was from being 'FROCHUish or anything. Besides I thought the Heartcutter style statements from a Toss about Terran were funny. (I got beat by a Terran using Deep 6 today, :( ).
#8 Lord_Kentarre[28585]
pm3-109.gtw.net
a good report, interesting way of reporting, although yes the color scheme does kinda suck and makes it hard to read
#9 Carnal XTC[28598]
210-56-9-50.Dialup.Islamabad.comsats.net.pk
Jeez, I didn't realize what harsh bastards post comments here... I thought the report was well written, though the "little kids" theme got real old real quick. Still, it was lengthy, and had some creativity to it. If you don't like the colors, copy the text out and paste it into notepad. ;) You can tell he put a lot of work in, so give him credit where it's due.

--XTC

#10 [{o}][28608]
spider-wb042.proxy.aol.com
Thanks for all the nice comments =]. I guess the color scheme is a little weird cuz it shows up too bright. I tried to make it with a bluish-black feeling due to the map and i guess that didn't work.
#11 ProudToBaNewbie[28620]
proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com
Overall the report was pretty accurate about a game that was well played by both sides. Unfortunately the color scheme and little kid theme ruined it for me.. it seemed alot like the entire report jumped between "inside jokes" and an actual strategy report.. the whole Justin and whoever thing was pretty gay in my opinion and made absolutely no sense at all.. maybe take screenshots of taunting, rather than making up comebacks 9 year olds might use. Great game by NewbieMcnasty but the report was lacking.
4.5
- ProudToBaNewbie

#12 [{o}][28621]
spider-wa022.proxy.aol.com
You better not be just sayin that because |[=]| beat you two to three times without a loss would it =p?
#13 S^O[28661]
spider-wo052.proxy.aol.com
strange, very strange.
#14 -TOOL-[28665]
spider-tf033.proxy.aol.com
I watched the game and made many witty comments...but [{o}] made it seem like i was never there! Bah!
Well i thought it was a good BR...you guys need to loosen up, jesus christ.
#15 Eggfoo-young[28675]
r67h91.res.gatech.edu
Well... i'm posting as EFY here (usually Amber-X) since people usually ID EFY with half ass decent graphics. I didn't think this was too bad... it was one of those "wouldn't it be cool if" things that turned into "i just wanna get it done things." I've personally thrown several of those types of reports away cause i look at em after a few days (i'm unsure about posting them usually anyways) and they just = crap.

This should have been one of those you should have looked at tomorrow. Humor isn't just jokes, there's a whole lot to it, you gotta build up, be non cheesy, and semi-original at least. Graphics, I'm assuming you're not using photoshop so I'm not gonna dog on you, I'm actually gonna congratulate you on the consistency of the borders, I really liked the pic of the gates that was kinda curvy (however the pic laid over it interruped the flow and feel). You should have done them in black background.

I know you were going for contrasting colors, but you gotta be subtle with it. If you have black background, border your pics with white, don't just leave the big ugly white pic box. bleh i need to sleep. Anyways, that was a bad shade of blue for text (you know now), you should have greyed it out a little more instead of going for a nean sky blue thing. If you can't fade pictures into each other, keep em far enough so you can't tell where your pic started or ended (the big ugly white box).

Just some tips from good ole dabel here. I go sleep now. bye bye 4 me.




#16 Evire!![28695]
207.239.12.200
Well I know this is obviously made up, but one critical error: Justin lives in a doorm at college, not a house...
#17 Fox^1[28698]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
Battlecruiser operational. Nice report, I thought is looked o.k. Or maybe it is just because I like to see BC beat up on poeple.

Fox^1
#18 tff~skullbattalion[28707]
hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com
this was a good report those other guys have no idea what one is. They must like picture only BR's. thats ok some day some one will make a br with graphics only for you who like the pretty pictures.

Thats for those who cant read that is.Good job man
#19 [{o}][28741]
spider-te084.proxy.aol.com
Give tool lotsa credit for this. He helped me alot.
#20 [{o}][28742]
spider-te084.proxy.aol.com
My reports don't seem to grab one of the people who rate my br's plz tell me whats wrong with it.
#21 123fourfive[28744]
spider-wb063.proxy.aol.com
What is wrong with the rater who gave this a six? Can you not see *some* work that is in this? This is definitely better than all the 6's 7's and 8's that *I* have seen... In other words... WTF?!!??!?
#22 [{o}][28746]
spider-te011.proxy.aol.com
Seriously though, I expected this report to stay at 9, or at least get an 8. But some rater doesn't like me. Plz step up and tell me why you rated my br this way.
#23 Silent Strike[28976]
97.freehold-06-07rs.nj.dial-access.att.net
If it was rated as a mediocre report, it was by a rater with a modem. My 28.8 connection didn't finished only one picture by the time I was done reading.
#24 KpNamJa409[35822]
34.new-york-21-22rs.ny.dial-access.att.net
good report camera. Interesting format for the game but it was kinda hard to read. But overall it was a pretty good report. Also, nice pics but u could've used some more.



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