| #1 Drefsab[28437] |
| rc42.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
I hope it was okay to put this under the Starcraft category. I was thinking about putting it under the other category, but then I decided that it could fall under the Fan Fic and it was probably okay under Starcraft.
If admin feels it would be better under the other category, that's fine with me.
Hope you all enjoy it anyway... :-)
Dref |
| #2 Drefsab[28438] |
| rc42.Rmax1.globalsite.net |
Grrr, I forgot the Cell padding. Can someone go in and put CellPadding=5 inside the Table Tag. I would greatly appreciate it... :-)
Dref |
| #3 Cookie[28439] |
| ABD4C3FF.ipt.aol.com |
Nice "report" =]
Anywayz it was nicely writte and was funny, and SCARY.
Surely after i read it i quickly deleted all of my hacks =D |
#4  [28440] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Dang you Dref. Your quest for the HOF is getting in the way of my comments. Well, I won't have it, I tell you! I won't! |
#5  [28441] |
| pool0987.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net |
| I fail to see the humor in violently killing people. |
| #6 Dialrone_[28444] |
| xtr343.x-treme.gr |
| Same here =( |
| #7 NotDefault[28445] |
| cr710281-a.surrey1.bc.wave.home.com |
I agree with `WHOOP and Dialrone_. IMO, your worst report ever Drefsab.
NotDefault |
| #8 +AnathemA+[28446] |
| sdn-ar-010azphoeP031.dialsprint.net |
| Good God, dref. creepy. i however disagree with whoop,i.e. random, violent deaths are humerous (on this note we have games like q3 and unreal), but this is almost as disturbing as my sister telling me she likes to hit koreans with her car at ASU. <yikes> |
| #9 Talon[28447] |
| cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com |
| people suck. |
| #10 FoReSt-DeNzIaN[28449] |
| 24-216-4-15.hsacorp.net |
| twisted... |
| #11 [RS]ReDruM[28450] |
| ppp-207-104-100-221.sndg02.pacbell.net |
| hey how would you feel if when you cheated in Monopoly as a child your head was crushed in. its not funny |
| #12 [28458] |
| fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu |
| Dude, where can I find a 10 dollar toaster? |
| #13 Rast[28459] |
| THEODEN.BH.ANDREW.CMU.EDU |
| Drefsab, that was cool. To the people who think it was too violent: go play Sim CIty |
#14  [28460] |
| chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at |
scary
stephen king is nothing against u
7. |
| #15 Microman[28461] |
| 203.14.175.4 |
you are 1 sick man, dref :)
funny though :)And Praetor: Try the garbage dump or EB :)
Micro |
| #16 TheCabbit[28464] |
| bgm-57-110.stny.rr.com |
Sim City... yeah....... must... play..... sim city.... too violent...... MOMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMY!
ok im gonna get help, dun wurry |
| #17 tff~skullbattalion[28466] |
| hoproxy1.proxy.lucent.com |
| wtf was that! i meen, damn that was hard up sick! Yet intresting enough i liked it. gee, that coming from a guy whos name is the skull battalion go fig? it is wrong to want to kill people even joke about it. Yet this is fiction pple and we should remember that. (It is fiction, right?) |
| #18 Drefsab[28468] |
| rc94.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
hehe, looks like a love or hate report...
To all those who are offended, I'm sorry. I look at this as kind of a spoof of some of the horror stories I've read. The premise being that a person, which had something that he loved and that had become his whole life (i.e. Starcraft in this story), was forced to watch as it slowly became more corrupted by "the dark side".
As things became worse, he slowly went insane until one day, he snapped.
Once again, to those of you who were offended, I apologize, but I did warn you at the beginning that it was one of my more morbid works... ;-)
Cheers,
Dref
Oh, and btw, with all the people who are so totally addicted to Starcraft, it is a distinct possiblity that this person may actually exist.... hahaha<i>!!</i> |
| #19 SSD4[28470] |
| user___4.nf.sympatico.ca |
Uh? Isnt this BATTLEREPORTS.COM not I will kill people who cheat ?
Whoop is right and he owns, so do whatever he says =/ |
| #20 SqueakyMonkey[28474] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
| Can I be your faithfull sidekick? |
#21  [28478] |
| 1Cust124.tnt15.atl2.da.uu.net |
| Dref was the hack killer?!? I remember reading that sicko work of fiction on the b.net forums =] |
| #22 Pika_Flare[28482] |
| 216.209.180.123 |
| Heh. That was funny. |
| #23 SqueakyMonkey[28484] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
Alternate titles include:<br>
<center>"Vote Drefsab, he's killed before, he'll kill again!"<br>
and<br>
"Vote Drefsab. Stopping hackers, one toaster at a time."</center> |
| #24 Dr_scribble[28488] |
| proxy2.ykt.prodigy.net |
Dref, i don't know wat got into u. all u'r other works were great, but this just makes me want to hurl. c'mon man get some some real br's out.
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| #25 Drefsab[28490] |
| rc94.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
SqueakyMonkey, You're hired :-)
Dref |
| #26 [HS]Persian[28493] |
| proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com |
| Heheheh, I remember the Hacker Killer too. Don't remember how long ago it was though. July? August? |
| #27 [z]RubberDucky[28495] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
Doh I read this, didn't look at the name thow =p
Drefsab = 2gosu4u at everything. I think he wins the HOF, only a week left and I think I'm tired of seeing my name up there with only half the votes the leader has =[ |
| #28 S^O[28500] |
| spider-wl044.proxy.aol.com |
hey, for all u peeps that think this is too violent, then you must be hurling every time a medic or a lurker dies or whenever someone nukes a huge pack of both. violently killing people is what starcraft is made to do. You kill to win. and any of you who think this is too violent, then you shud be against SC aswell. Although, nukeing 40 medics is kinda sick...
btw, im heading to the insane assylum in two weeks. |
| #29 VRAM1974[28502] |
| ch2smc.bellglobal.com |
Drefsab, nothing personal, stick to BGH strats of the day...
On another note, I tried maphack a year and a half ago for a few days. I think I lost every single game. Know why? I was busy watching my enemy and having fun seeing his interesting strats. Once they invented an observor slot I realized my true calling was to plead with people to watch their games. I would rather watch someone else lose than myself =) |
| #30 Drefsab[28504] |
| rc94.Rmax2.globalsite.net |
Uh oh VRAM, better watch out, he's coming for you next...
hehe
Dref |
| #31 [z]RubberDucky[28509] |
| dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net |
I tried the maphack in 1.04. Only because all my friends were doing it. Just like crack cocaine, and the internet (THEY DID THIS TO ME)
Anyway i won everygame because my opponents suck (Do you guys remember how much everyone sucked at the start of 1.05, because everyone read D22-soso's review of that patched and figured that the terran would own. They did for like a week, and now a good zerg can whoop a mediocre terran assuming the terran goes for the now-semi suicidal m&m rush.
Seriously, the maphack was pretty cool, but as soon as I Realized that they were hacking anyway, and I was already kicking their but into oblivion (We're talking about pub newbies=p) I stopped after like 10-15 games. I still have that hack somewhere, along with the 1.00 zipped so I can beat the 1.00 zerg as toss =p (j/k)
Drefsab > All!
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| #32 SqueakyMonkey[28513] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
| Yay, I'm hired! I gotta go buy some ill-fitting spandex and dye my underwear! |
| #33 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#452622">[28526] |
| port-1-67-56k.gallipolis.zoomnet.net |
| <font color="#FF0000" size="2" face="Arial">Oh God. I remember this, LMAO. E_Minor. I just thought you were some out of control kid when I read it in the forums though. :P |
| #34 AlexanderYoshi[28539] |
| bgm-34-231.stny.rr.com |
*laughing with humours*
funny Dref |-p |
| #35 RS.anime(RS)[28562] |
| sfe-nm6-138.ix.netcom.com |
| Dref you need help. |
| #36 TheBestCow[28572] |
| 24-216-240-199.hsacorp.net |
Yea SimCity is pretty damn violent, I mean, look under the Disaster column. Alien attack? Earthquake? That's what I call sick.
U Gosu Dref |
| #37 ProudToBaNewbie[28586] |
| proxy1-external.avnl1.nj.home.com |
Dont worry Ducky I voted for you!
Dref this is somewhat sick, but it would be funnier if you rewrote it as a first person shooter like doom, and the plot was to kill hackers.. you could write a couple fictional BR's this way..
anyways stick to starcraft br's, I enjoyed them alot more
- ::ProudNewbie:: |
| #38 AnderKryst[28693] |
| edjproxy2.edwardjones.com |
| Dref, get some psychiatric help :P |
| #39 Skynet[28743] |
| rainy.unibaseinc.com |
You are the bomb! Do you need a partner to stop all those cheaters. I would make a great boy "hack killer" wonder.
Loved the report. Anyone who didn't just doesn't have a sense of humor or they are cheating and are worried that you're coming for them.
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| #40 RoYaL~Loner_101[28753] |
| beth1ts3.md.us.prserv.net |
Heheheeheh good BR ! ! ! !
RoYaL~Loner_101™ |
| #41 SqueakyMonkey[28777] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
Skynet, if you read the post posts you'll know that <i>that</i> job is taken.<br>
Threaten my position again and I'll break your kneecaps.<br>
j/k<br>
<b>no I'm not</b> |
| #42 SqueakyMonkey[28778] |
| osh1-69c.twcny.rr.com |
er..<i><b>PAST</b></i> posts....<br>
I'm still not kiding though... |
| #43 Macdonough[29139] |
| dial208-60.star-telegram.com |
Absolutely hilarious...all the way thru the last line = )
"Whatcha gonna do, whatcha gonna do when Dref comes for you? "
heh |
| #44 {ND}Tofumaster[29145] |
| KRLDB106-15.splitrock.net |
| Gawd that was funny! Better than any BR's, you sicko! Right on! |
| #45 Skynet[31875] |
| rainy.unibaseinc.com |
| Come get some chimp boy!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! |
| #46 Hacks RULE[42531] |
| spider-tm034.proxy.aol.com |
| No hack killer ever kills the hack master |
| #47 [42532] |
| spider-tm034.proxy.aol.com |
| <FONT COLor="red"> Nice |
| #48 <FONT COLor="red">D<FONT COLor="blue"> E[42533] |
| spider-tm034.proxy.aol.com |
| <FONT COLor="red"> Nice I guess |
| #49 COMMANDER-GORE[58769] |
| nic-163-c221-225.mw.mediaone.net |
| all i gotta say is, lol, great story to be shared by many |
| #50 Kaz[62580] |
| HSE-London-ppp196085.sympatico.ca |
| HOW DID THIS NOT GET 10? |
| #51 .High+Templar.[81207] |
| 207-172-196-247.s247.tnt1.hck.nj.dialup.rcn.com |
| ROFL this ruled |
| #52 RyeBone[81215] |
| 64.135.12.92 |
Hack Killer = COOL
btw, why is the end a prologue. I thought those things went at the beginning to make the reader lose interest. |
| #53 Iolaus[81295] |
| user-2ivfj35.dialup.mindspring.com |
Very, very funny. Anyone who doesn't think so should stick to G-rated movies.
Me and my schizophrenic other self give it two thumbs up.
"I laughed, I cried, I hurled." |
| #54 Darth Sidious[86556] |
| asd-tel-ap01-d08-144.dial.freesurf.nl |
| Man i got it, i am gonna buy a load of toasters tomorrow !!! |
| #55 sobachiy her[94079] |
| ns1.mtu.ru |
| Hi ya! Motherfuckers! |
| #56 ARE YOU ANOTHER 10 YEAR OLD KID?[119023] |
| ip68-1-182-89.ri.ri.cox.net |
| HAHA I HACK NYA NYA U ARE A FAG AND U DONT HAVE A LIfe liKE ME HAHA oh And I reported youto the police with your ip adress. Have a nice day (Beep) |
| #57 mno 89[121972] |
| sc-66-27-129-222.socal.rr.com |
| does anyone no the COLOR SPOOF on the sns? |
| #58 \Comrade/[134786] |
| 209.192.67.105 |
| "Please record after the tone"If u askin bout sag,bfi,or even bgil,dont ask me no FUCKIN gay questions,oh yeah and,"I am not a crook."oh shit,the cops r comin.Peace out nigga"GET BACK HERE" Domrade:(Shoots the nasty POPO)"(POP-POP)". |
| #59 Buttermonkey91[148445] |
| ool-18b81637.dyn.optonline.net |
hello u
^_^ |
| #60 wakiki[153916] |
| cable-24-196-2-50.mtv.al.charter.com |
Errr...
Last. |
| #61 Desert Demon[155659] |
| dsl-KK-167.194.95.61.touchtelindia.net |
| There should be like a reprisal where the lord of all hacking fights the Hack Killer in this duel to the death. |
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