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#1 Fox^1[27971]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
1st comment
#2 [z]RubberDucky[27987]
dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net
Wow!!

This report is pretty damn good, Gotta love the text cutout in photoshop dontcha?

#3 Syndrome Zed[27990]
wmb6217-daley.neuro.emory.edu
Nice report! Just goes to prove that the best defense is a good offense - one quick offensive and it could have been game over for the Toss!
#4 Sp|nE[28003]
dialup0810-pri.voicenet.com
Nice job ...

8

#5 Heartcutter[28008]
misc-129.x.beyond.com
Good report, even if the Terran lost. I enjoyed it.

-HC

#6 [GNG]Jaab00[28027]
sdn-ar-001kylexiP302.dialsprint.net
Tad always goes for arbiter recalls :P Well written report, enjoyable read.
#7 DL`Jay[28033]
Dialup084.Red.NetSurf.Net
BAHH!! good report,,.. *mumble**
:P
DL`Jay

#8 HoTicE~PK[28034]
proxy2-external.rdc1.on.home.com
I am one of DL`Jay's good friends, but, god damn, he messed up good with BC's. Good report though. Hee hee, he messed up and died
#9 DL`Jay[28037]
Dialup084.Red.NetSurf.Net
BAHH!! good report,,.. *mumble**
:P
DL`Jay

#10 DL`Jay[28038]
Dialup084.Red.NetSurf.Net
grrr why did it write twice!!
#11 Drefsab[28064]
rc64.Rmax1.globalsite.net
Cool beans, love that photoshop work... you got some quality graphics in there and the writing wasn't half bad either... :-)

Dref

#12 Addity-X[28068]
px1he.ss.wave.shaw.ca
Heavy infantry works well vs toss early, you can use your advantage to expand after a rush.
Heavy metal isn't the only thing that works.

Anyway, good report.


#13 pureghetto{BC}r[28074]
RN241-163.resnet.uoguelph.ca
scary...don't ppl scan before they attack? I sense that DL'Jay just barged into toss territory with no idea what he's up against. Especially him being terran and all, I find that terribly dissapointing....BC's are very VERY valuable in a ladder game.
#14 xtravistx[28080]
TAMSStudent210.mcconnell.students.unt.edu
It was a good match.. i thought DL`Jay had won for sure..
So, what did you like about the BR and not like?

drefsab- photoshop does rock...
pure- it wasn't a ladder game.. just a friedly match...
xtravistx




#15 [28097]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
really good BR

9.

#16 [GNG]Tadashi[28216]
r-99.63.alltel.net
About my actions, I like the words of Thomas "Stonewall" Jackson, "Always mystify, mislead and suprise the enemy." Sure as Jaab said I used to use alot of strats over and over but now I try to mix it up as much as possible. If you play someone you never have before, all those old strats you used over and over become new again so use them! Also if you do know you opponent use it to your advantage... I knew that Jay doesnt like to rush therefore I risked the early expansion. I did get burnt for it and opened myself for a long time, what the BR cant tell you is how close I was to being contained. I made it out of my old main with 400 mins, my probes a few zealots and templars and a couple obs. Fortunately Jay didn't do much of anything about it to stop me from expanding and the rest is pretty accurate. Good BR.
#17 Anti~Lyfe aka [nD-2]Kefka[28289]
client-126-34.bellatlantic.net
hey dood nice br..=] nice ladder game msg me sometime:P
#18 CaptainCrazy[28550]
spider-wi051.proxy.aol.com
Arthur:old woman
peasant:man
Arthur:man, sorry....what knight lives in that castle over there?
peasant:i'm 37
Arthur:I....what??
peasant:I'm 17 im not old
Arthur:well....I can't just call you "man"
peasant:well....you could say dennis
Arthur:I didn't know you were called dennis
peasant:well you didn't bother to find out did you?
Arthur: I did say sorry about the old woman, but from behind....you looked-
peasant:well i object that you automatically treat me like an inferior
Arthur:well i am king
peasant:oh king eh? very nice. and how'd you get that eh? by exploiting the workers, by hanging on to our dated imperinous dogma we perpetuate the economic and social differences in our society. if theres ever gonne be any progress-
Peasant#2:Dennis, theres some lovely filth down here....ooo how'd you do?
Arthur: how'd you do good lady, I am Arthur king of the Britains...whose castle is that?
peasant#2:king of the who?
Arthur:the Britains
peasant#2:who are the Britains?
Arthur: we all are, we are all Britains, and I am your king.
peasant#2:I didn't know we had a king, I thought we were an autonomous collective.
peasant:you're fooling yourself. we live in a dictatorship, a self perpetuating autocracy in which the working classes-
peasant#2:oh there you go bringing class into it again
peasant:thats what its all about if only people would-
Arthur:please, please good people I am in haste....who lives in that castle?
peasant#2:no one lives there
Arthur:then who is your lord
peasant#2:we don't have a lord
Arthur:what?
peasant:I told you, we are an anarichan sindiclist commune, we take it in turns to act as a sort of executive officer for the week.
Arthur:yes
peasant:but all the decisions of that officer have to be ratified at a special by weekly meeting
Arhtur:yes, I see!
peasant:by a simple majority in the case of pure internal affairs, but by two thirds majority in the case of-
Arthur:BE QUIET! I ORDER U TO BE QUIET!
peasamt#2:order eh? who does he think he is?
Arthur:I am your king
peasant#2 well I didn't vote for you.
Arthur:you don't vote for kings.
peasant#2:well how'd you become king then?
Arthur:the lady of the lake, he arm clad in the purist shimmering scimite held aloft excalibur from the bosom of the water, signifying that by divine providence that I, Arthur was to carry excalibur. That is why i'm your king.
peasant:listen, strange women lying in ponds distributing swords is no basis for a system of government, supreme executive power derives from a mandate from the masses, not from some farcical aquatic ceremony!
Arthur:BE QUIET!!!
peasant:but you can't expect to wield supreme executive power, just cuz some watery tart threw a sword at you.
Arthur:SHUTUP!!!
peasant:I mean if i went 'round saying i was an emperor just because some moistened bink had lobbed a scimitar at me, they'd put me away!
Arthur:shutp, will you SHUTUP!
peasant:ah, now we see the violence inherited in the system
Arthur:SHUTUP!
peasant:now we see the violence inherited in the system!! HELP! HELP! i'm being repressed!!
Arthur:BLOODY PEASANT!!
peasant:oh what a give away! did you hear that? did you hear that eh? that's what i'm all about did you see him repressing me? you saw it didn't you?






#19 CaptainCrazy[28551]
spider-wi051.proxy.aol.com
damn typos
#20 CaptainCrazy[28552]
spider-wi051.proxy.aol.com
damn typos
#21 DL`Jay[39533]
blue.peel.edu.on.ca
You quit the clan xtra?
btw, i want u to BR out rematchs, this one made me look like a chump!
Jay



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