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#1 King-Lewis[26174]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
Weee 1st
#2 dj[26175]
spc-isp-lon-uas-09-43.sprint.ca
damnit!
#3 probey[26176]
dt121n3a.tampabay.rr.com
i let u get first, i hope all u get the 2nd 3rd and 4th commments too
BTW, i posted this early because pitt had to go, and he wanted to read it ors oemthing
im sure its not that bad hehe

thers might be a few speling eros and stuff
(did that on purpose:P)




#4 Chargon[26177]
56K-116.MaxTNT3.pdq.net
yay second
#5 Chargon[26179]
56K-116.MaxTNT3.pdq.net
)@#$*)@#

all they way down to 4th :(

#6 Fox^1[26180]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
1st comment about the BR. Wonderful great I love they way you put the race after the name, helps you remember who everyone is. I loved it. Terrans still rule. 9.0!!!!!

Fox^1





#7 Ahscar-X[26182]
r67h92.res.gatech.edu
Nice job, nice detail and pics =P
#8 [26188]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
56297 - 56292...

damn lewis i owned u in points =D

hey probey why does it end so apruptly?

as for the 4 lurkers burrowed at one spot:
I wanted to try a thing i read somewhere long ago, I wanted to burrow them exactly at the same spot so if some1 comsats me he only sees one and maybe makes a rine assault and dies big time :). However it didnt work as I thot... I left them burrowed this way then tho cuz I had a ling scouting in front of pitt so if he wanted to tank push me ida knew it and coulda rearranged (i like this song btw :) my Lurks

hmm... 8 or 9? I gna take another look at it...








#9 King-Lewis[26192]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
HEH that was a great game and a nice BR Probe. Lets rematch sometimes cuz we all know that u lost cuz of races imbalance guys hahaha . Good JOB!

Peace All, cya on bnet

#10 Fox^1[26226]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
You guys are awesome I stopped by and was like 42 hits???????? WTF?? Spam is good

Fox^1

#11 Fox^1[26246]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
You sure have got my attention. Class? Talking about earning your education.

Fox^1



#12 Mogalin[26254]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
My BR, over the course of one night, became a link to cowsex.com.... I don't really appreciate that PoRbY QuIt HaXiN' Br.CoM!
#13 Amber-X[26256]
r67h91.res.gatech.edu
Damn... think you had enough pictures? Hell you had paragraphs in one picture! Man.. you need to go to an efficiency class. If I was rating I'd take off for wasting bandwidth. I mean, I'm all for eye-candy, just look at my efy reports, but this is just a bunch of bigass pictures thrown in.
#14 probe[26258]
dt121n3a.tampabay.rr.com
JV or mark, can u plz delete their spam, its nto nearly as bad as mine, and i spammed on a shit report, this is not as shit


plz
#15 Fox^1[26259]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
The reason why I like this so much is beacause at work my computer runs off a T1 so when there are graphic intense BR's they fly in at just the same speed as if they didn't have them.

But I can see why some people don't like it I tried to see a BR report at home at 56k by YRM took 575 years it was crazy!!

Fox^1
#16 probe[26260]
dt121n3a.tampabay.rr.com
<font size=72> I FORGOT TO MENTION BEFORE ThE REPORT ThAT CABLE MODEMS ARE THE ONLY ONES ALLOWED TO READ THIS!!!!!! due to freaking 370 k picture hahaahahaha
</font>
OK HAPPY NOW
#17 Fox^1[26263]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
A bitch doesn't describe how bad it gets. Oh yah Netscape sucks massive hippo anus.

Fox^1
#18 Snowreaver[26269]
206.152.157.250
I had no problem reading this through a T1. :>

Thank god someone put up a good report.. the last three put me into a bad mood. Nice job, probe.
#19 [26271]
chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at
8.
#20 Evire!![26274]
ip204.philadelphia11.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
Damn it, I missed out on that wonderful forum rape. I was stuck in American Lit. discussing Huckleberry Finn while these homo's got to browse during class...how lame.
#21 JediMan84[26283]
dialin46.montreal.globalserve.net
I donno if it's my server or somethin but it loaded pretty fast on my 56k. Some reports takes ages *cough*YRM*cough mind you. It also depends what time I go online.
Anyway, good report, but that paragraph that was part of the pic was pointless since you wrote the same thing in the paragraph just above it. Anyway, i'd give it an 8.
#22 [26286]
a1-1a052.neo.rr.com
This gets a 9 because it was very pleasing to the eye. I might have even given it a 10 if it had been a longer game!
#23 Fox^1[26292]
www-proxy.service.digital.com
Ya jedi like I said YRM=Long download time.

Fox^1
#24 Flyers![26294]
sdn-ar-002pakoprP276.dialsprint.net
AHAHAHHAHHAHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHHAHA
#25 Flyers![26295]
sdn-ar-002pakoprP276.dialsprint.net
heheheh jasons gay
#26 Nailz[26296]
liam.pekin.net
im on T1 right now @ work and the Report wont come up...and for future use if Mark or JV reads this comment...i think all reports below 2-4 (whatever) should be deleted just because i think its just a waste of space...IMHO...anywho i havent read the BR but i will if i can get it up...or i will just go home and read it ; )

*Thanks for Your Time
-NaiLz
#27 [26298]
Die Spammers Die
#28 Blank[26299]
169.hartford-03-04rs.ct.dial-access.att.net
WEEE!!!! I got mentioned in a probey BR!!!! :)

I was hoping you'd name me after a unit or something (that manages to kill like 10 times it cost) but oh well :P

Ownage br:) The mass ling attacking firebats was the best pic :D heheheh blood :)

Blank
#29 PeonRapist[26304]
nas-82-124.houston.navinet.net
go probe go

that was a cool report :) best yet keep them coming!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! why not have me in the next one :)

peon
#30 Sync[26314]
209-30-247-82.flash.net
pretty good. 7.5 IMHO but oh well.
#31 Sp|nE[26323]
dialup0109-pri.voicenet.com
noooooo .........
#32 [26324]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Probe maybe if you were going to school instead of writing this BR you would've noticed the massive amount of grammar errors and general redundancy within it =]
#33 Pitt[26327]
c697830-a.nwbtn1.ct.home.com
Here's where the game went wrong (and no probey it's not because of ONE rax because I had two.) Basically Chargon didn't want to go wraith/tank (tank meaning factory units so you obviously include vultures w/mine and speed upgrade) so we went with Chargon going 3 rax and me going early meds with no rines for defense early on -- maybe like 2. I immediately pumped med/bat once the acad finished and once I had 2 rines 2 bats and 4 meds I moved to Lewis's main. I waited there for about 30 seconds while Chargon (who must have not heard me say "go lewis") took his time coming up to attack.

Before he got there, my away team got swarmed by zerglings and the small medic squad barely got out alive with only 3 meds and 2 bats remaining. There weren't enough troops to make a conga line and if you notice in that pic only the MEDICS are blue and not any of the troops so probey is incorrect in reporting that my medics sucked because I conga'ed... They sucked because they stood around and healed the air. SO STFU :) While all this was happening I had to micro that magic counter from necro that really came out of no where and started basically once I got halfway to lewis's base. That was aggravating. But I lost 1 SCV and 2 bats only due to acad rush.

After that I really wanted to pump tanks and for Chargon to get wraiths to quell any kind of zerg instant terran killer or expansion denier but alas it was too late and by the time I had started on air (because char elected to get gols) it was too late and char's main was in ashes. It was a frustrating game, and it's my opinion that unless you choose the right strat on rivalry then you're fucked.

One last thing to note, we didn't scan necro's main because we knew he lurkered. We scanned lewis's main so I don't know what you're talking about. The majority of scan mana, however, was used for lurker killing so DUH I wonder why there wasn't more enemy base recon.

Unfortunately, due the lack of game knowledge on the author's part I give the report a 7.5. It was entertaining but that's not what happened really.


Pitt Out.
#34 darecyar[26329]
lang1ts3.ca.us.prserv.net
hehe, i would say 8 or 9, but because of the "PeonRapist is godly" and "Bob_the_newt sucks;]" comments hidden there, i'd give it a 10 =) i wonder if there are more hidden ones..im too lazy to look though =)
#35 ~Talon~[26334]
cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com
Damn, you noticed it before I could post a comment about it!
#36 dmb!![26344]
spider-tj082.proxy.aol.com
heh you got it erased.....good work! I would have to agree with bobs comment though. Now probeys report doesn't look as good because it only has 36 responses.
#37 King-Lewis[26347]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
/$&)/&?")&%?)&"/")!&%)"!%!"/) WTF GAY PIC DONT WORK
#38 King-Lewis[26351]
modemcable098.144-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
OK i dunno why the fuck pic isnt working PLz jv delete all those gay comments bad missing joke that havent work
#39 Sp|nE[26358]
dialup0109-pri.voicenet.com
Spammer^^
#40 :)Nuclear Winter[26362]
dialupJ208.mpls.uswest.net
The text is all half off the page the report is unreadable
#41 Muppet[26366]
216-32-200-235.nyc0.flashcom.net
Hey, having a race portrait doesn't look cluttered after all. I hope other people pick up on it though.

Nuke: Umm, are you running at a 640x480 resolution?
#42 T_Mac[26380]
ts7-56t-34.idirect.com
Wow, much better than i expected ^^

btw, die lewis
#43 [26390]
proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com
<img "http://mr-hat.com/sc/disc.gif">
#44 Ampion[26440]
d3o944.telia.com
I must say, it was a great report, and I belive it was a fun match to play.
But I have a few questions; are there special "observer" maps, or can I just make my own?
And is there any way to get a hold of the maps you play, cause I and my friends think the maps look really cool!
#45 Cearas[79162]
proxy-02.pe.iqnet.net.au
keke, nice.
#46 MEEEEE[143912]
wolax6-136.dialup.optusnet.com.au
i like eggs



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