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-OrcManiac




#1 SuperGeneral[3394]
Sh*t man tell me the names of these guys. I'll stay away...
#2 Ash[4442]
Hey, what's a clone-yamato? It sounds pretty wicked. Great report.
#3 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[6876]
I just have to go back in time and give this report some props... I learned at least 3 new techniques here. Nice work.
#4 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[6896]
Can you email me the map CB? J/K =]
#5 Raistloaf (freud.ti.telenor.net)[7203]
I remember reading this report, and immediately phoning a friend to tell him of these awesomely cool strategies, including the medics AND the e-bays covering bc's.

I didn't post any comment then, but i remember believing the bc-thing. Haha, still one of my favorite br's.





#6 bad_yellow28 (n151h140.thezone.net)[7368]
i had to try and see if it could be done, but apparently ebays can't go over bc's.. the bc is always on top no matter what i tried, with the ebay as its bitch.. =)

#7 probe (dt121ncb.tampabay.rr.com)[13597]
dear lord.

been months sicne this report has been out
SEVEN comments?
gime a break





#8 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[14650]
Still the best BR ever!!!!
#9 Fractal_Wave (proxy3.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[17464]
Persian speak the truth. ugh.
#10 Ativus (proxy1-external.omhaw1.ne.home.com)[17861]
Ah, the golden oldies are still cool. This was the first BR I really read on this site, and thanks to it, I've been comming back ever since. I think this is an underexploited vein, the joke BR...but only the great CB could get away with it. His incredible story-telling ability lets him forget pictures, which is an essential ability for this kind of report. No one will ever read this though, so it doesn't really metter, does it?
#11 ZeRO-X (sdn-ar-002casjosP288.dialsprint.net)[17881]
LoL excellent story telling cattle, i really believed it =
i was like geez these two guys are probally smurfs who do this for fun...
#12 CrudSucker (loneranger.airswitch.com)[18787]
Man, I've tried the medic thing before and the cannons shoot at important stuff, if I remember. That was one kick butt br, I got a kick out of it. You have some legendary macro ideas that made me wet my pants until I found out it was fake, crazy dude!
#13 angrysalad[40020]
209-30-176-44.flash.net
man, I wish terran rocked enough to do all that cool shit. Too bad it doesn't work =( Great report!!!!!!!
#14 dazedboy(dazedboy2@hotmail.com)[65465][40895]
209-209-66-226.la.inreach.net
i'm fat
good br man!
#15 Elendale[48258]
205-213-43-226.sdlax.k12.wi.us
This one rocks.
Last comment
-Elendale (when people read my comments, they will be confused.)

#16 BackStabingLiar[50384]
63.239.42.130
This report was so much fun!!!
Thanks.
peace

#17 King_[LSRS-13][54852]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Good job, but why are they all cattle's?
#18 [56675]
henna.fgm.com
Back when the site first opened, I moved my reports over from Shockwave's BR forum. That's why there's several posted all on the same day.
#19 mattkid[66377]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
COOL REPORT CAN YOU TELL ME PLAYERS NAD MAP
#20 Fractal_Wave[74487]
h24-65-12-158.gv.shawcable.net
~CB~ is the coolest man alive.


All the best,
Fractal_Wave



#21 [74883]
242695hfc82.tampabay.rr.com
hoho this br own
#22 [96124]
papaya.fgm.com
Thanks.
#23 the()vermind[96174]
ACBAE152.ipt.aol.com
in it's time it did. Now, what, a 7-8? It's like money now compared to those in the early part of the century, 10 cents was alot. Now, name something you can buy for ten cents
#24 me[96585]
cs160140-170.satx.rr.com
1/10 of a 20 minute phone call

awesome br!

#25 RM_RPGDude[103048]
kierkegaard.ti.telenor.net
Great Report but cannons targets units that shoots before medics =( but the rest was GREAT! the medic thing would maybe work if u hadd 1 medic 1 marine and so on.
#26 Bubba[114331]
12-232-84-214.client.attbi.com
They had scry strats...

GJ on the report!

P.S. Did that really happen?



#27 Bubba[114333]
12-232-84-214.client.attbi.com
*scary*
#28 EldritchEvil[122685]
nr11-216-196-185-57.fuse.net
Maybe.

Maybe not. Ain't tellin.

#29 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[126290]
alteon-pcc2.iats.missouri.edu
#23 the()vermind[96174]

"in it's time it did. Now, what, a 7-8? It's like money now compared to those in the early part of the century, 10 cents was alot. Now, name something you can buy for ten cents"

Herpes.

;)

-CHJ
#30 CrackHeadJeb - Rater[126292]
alteon-pcc2.iats.missouri.edu
oh, and I guess I'll date my comment post since it seems to be the cool thing to do

September 7, 2002. 5:48 PM CST.

-CHJ
#31 BreeD[126426]
cache-kno-hsi.cableinet.co.uk
CB - cyber?
#32 jimmy[127693]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-101.prem.tmns.net.au
no, BreeD, cb, means cattlebruiser, you dumb nob, no just j/k ;)

oh, and last.

- jimmy
#33 UltimateFire[127846]
cache-ntc-ai08.proxy.aol.com
Dont you realize its impossible to get last on a CB report? ou can only hold it for like 3 months at most, I think its a rule in the big book of Commenting Sense.
#34 [129520]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Hi.
#35 Whoha[130079]
12-237-130-205.client.attbi.com
where did the report go?
#36 Sathanas[131943]
nchobo04.telenet-ops.be
Gogo Cattlebruiser, this is still one of my favorite BRs all time :D
#37 Sathanas[131944]
nchobo04.telenet-ops.be
27-11-2002
#38 jimmy[133945]
CWPP-p-203-54-206-183.prem.tmns.net.au
i agree with #33

Hi CB

28-11-02

-NJ
#39 Convider[134802]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660712.sympatico.ca
LAST! HAHAHA
#40 jimmy[135176]
144.139.223.154
STFU CONVIDER

-NOTjimmy
#41 Convider[140437]
Toronto-HSE-ppp3660426.sympatico.ca
U STFU JIMMY STOP BROWSING AMONG THE TEXT ONLY OLDIES!!!!!
erm... i should too eh
#42 Ini[141991]
dup-200-64-191-51.prodigy.net.mx
Last
#43 [143046]
hades.fgm.com
 
#44 Sync[143873]
cs242234-71.houston.rr.com
=]
#45 SandTrap[146555]
sandcastle.resnet.tamu.edu
Meow.
#46 Holzhammer[146692]
nchobo01.telenet-ops.be
19-11-2003 :-)
#47 PartlyCloudy[149403]
167.127.163.141
Maybe not last ;)
May 7, 2004
#48 Holzhammer[150870]
D576E3AC.kabel.telenet.be
Huzzah!
July 22, 2004

Still one of my favourite reports. :)
#49 PeaceableGhost[150872]
adsl-68-251-224-60.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
I swear... July 22, 2004
#50 Bobbidy Bob[151174]
ppp-206-105-184-100.cust.snjp.dca.net
July 29th. Jesus... this report is from how long ago?
#51 Asmodues[154664]
fltg-dslttc1-30.fltg.net
October 30th, 2005.
#52 Netaddict[157822]
pgrg01m01-66.bctel.ca
10.

March 31, 2005
#53 PeaceableGhost[159388]
ppp-69-216-137-48.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
July 10th, 2005
#54 PeaceableGhost[165071]
adsl-75-45-188-2.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net
Can one comment-whore on a report no one's even reading the comments for any more?

Anyhow, I'm looking at the few SS in this report and I swear they look like they're on Rivalry. Or was there an actual map made for this BR?



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