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"I'd like you to know that if I had saved even one probe from the death of my last mineral only nexus (after having my probes ensnared and then getting to fight cracklings with them) I was planning on putting "The Imperial March" by John Williams on the stereo and microing the robotic little bastard to victory"
-Mark4




#1 LloydCarr[22877]
bursley-218-100.reshall.umich.edu
First comment, my first ever.
I even read the report.
Am I happy to get this first comment?
I dunno.




#2 Binary[22881]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-232.idirect.com
No doubt Grrrr... builds alot of shit.
Once me and some random guy in X17 doubled vs LK(zerg) and Gad(toss). Gad and LK doubled me early with 5 zeals and ~20 zerglings. Luckily I held(as terran), but then they proceeded to rape my zerg partner, as I was still recovering from the pounding they had delivered.
To make a long story short, I tried to backdoor LK (* no, not that way ^^) with 12 random terran units, only to be quickly met by 5 ranged goons. My shit died hard. Literally 20 seconds after that, like 9 ranged goons started pounding my base. I could tell it was Gad, cuz the goons never wasted a single shot; he shift-qued my buildings and danced like mad.
Resigning with a GG, Gad gave me vision. The game time was ~9 minutes.

He expanded after those 5 zeals, got gas right after and got to 8 gates. He built nothing but probes until he got enough control to pump like 8 goons at a time. Therefore, he delayed his Cyber until like 30 supply, then got range ASAP. Naturally, he Maynard transfered to his expand.




#3 Von Doom[22883]
194.218.16.3
Ooo crow and grr..
Don´t know if crow´s any good, but grr sure is..
I no doubt that it was them, and also not that you beat them.. 2bad the report was´nt longer, as I want to read more about XDs dudes gettin´ their azzez kicked..
Whoop away whoop..


#4 [MrFurious][22888]
bha4-s25.mtl.colba.net
I can't believe you didn't take any pics... If I were playin a legend i would take a pic at least of the results...

Then again I may be too nervous and concentrated on the game

Well Held!

MrFurious





#5 Tariq[22891]
yul28.dialin.netaxis.ca
actually you beat them twice
cuz clitoburger is grrrr's 2v2 name
he was just smurfing.
Anyways grrr... is a 1vs1 player but its still cute to see you write "this goes to show that a-x owns all..."

1




#6 [22895]
ncache1.ford.com
Chalk one up for the NoHunters boys!
#7 Pitt[22903]
res6486.student.nd.edu
That's chalk TWO up!! hehe NTT, crow, grr? Ok what famous dude is next?
#8 [22906]
pool0083.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Oh yeah I thought about screen shots after but its not that big of a deal really because 2v2 dont mean much. Also they were both cool guys even after we beat em down.
#9 loserboye[22911]
BESS3.cbe.ab.ca
i think it was a good report, but i don't think it shoulda got a 8
#10 [22912]
Whoop can beat anyone! When I'm on his team I feel we can beat anyone, I just build as many M&M's as possible, after that phase of the game usually whoop is kicking ass macro wise and we win. Hehe.
#11 [22916]
pool0739.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Hahaha favortism at its best. This just goes to prove its not what you know its WHO YOU KNOW :)
#12 [Purple]Chargon[22917]
56K-412.MaxTNT1.pdq.net
OMG, u cant touch purple.


Purple > [9] A-X X'ds Lizard TheFeared X17 HS (all together)


#13 JPaikman[22918]
user-2ivfv9u.dialup.mindspring.com
All I can say is

A-X>>>>>>>>>>>>>JPaikman

Congratulations.

JPaikman/ObiWanJebroni

#14 loserboye[22921]
BESS3.cbe.ab.ca
lol whoop
u are right bout that
#15 [MrFurious][22922]
pega.globetrotter.net
Ok, this might get me flamed but...

what does this report have to get an 8? is it because of Grrr's presence? Because dudes from NH won?

Don't get me wrong I like the fact that you won vs Xd's but an 8?

Cheers,
MrFurious
#16 SnowSquall[22924]
a1-1a052.neo.rr.com
Wasn't quite an 8 to me either. But it still gets a gold even with the lack of pictures.
#17 SnowSquall[22926]
a1-1a052.neo.rr.com
Heh, I still remember when Whoop was smurfing and playing 2v2's against me & JV, and we barely managed to win both games because he had a sucky, and I do mean sucky, partner. One of the games was the fastest lurker rush I've ever seen and damn near killed us both. Heh. Lesson learned: Don't mess with Whoop!
#18 [22930]
staff-8.ahnet.net
Yeah Jesus, I think Whoop has smurfed me using a different name like 20 times. El Retardo Loco... etc.. Hehe I remember playing El~Retardo~Loco, killing his newbie parter and me and TurtledTerran fought HARD to win 2v1. I remember that Whoop finally ran out of money after mining the map, and throwing about 900 units at us, mostly cracklings. He then left the game, but we never really got a chance to attack him. I think we were too scared, since we had been attacked CONSTANTLY the entire game. Thank god for firebats...
#19 JSH[22934]
h006008d0a8f6.ne.mediaone.net
Ok Whoop you can beat the best active player in the world twice but you can't even beat the friggin Backstreet Boys clan???

Whoop = sux.

J/k man although I wish you had tried harder in our game. ehehe

Me: "I'm starting to run out of shit to throw at them." during a double attack of large numbers of Protoss ground on me as Zerg, while Whoop happily sits and orders me around from his 1 pylon on a cliffside.
#20 [22935]
relay.atinc.com
Whoop ownz.
#21 [22938]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Whoop, what happened to you "hatch in the middle of nowhere" strat? ^^

heh can't forget. =]
#22 Evire!![22942]
ip172.philadelphia11.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
Sorry, but I thought this report really sucked.... I don't like when one of the players reports the game, because he was concentrating on the game, not taking notes on exactly what happened.... well I guess you had to report it anyway since you beat Grrr...

And oh yeah, my partner and I are like 40-1 for 2v2's so if you ever wanna play... look for:
Evirix-[a1] (me) and Sp|nE-[a1] we'll gladly take a challenge!
#23 shockwave[22943]
exchange1.sensable.com
Evire: Cut Whoop a break.
I thought the report was fine and was at a reasonable level of detail considering that he probably didn't go into the game knowing that he'd be BR-ing it later. Sometimes you play a good game and then decide afterward you want to share it. I think it's sad that there's somewhat of a pressure here that you have to put tonsl this time and effort into a game and have to be an observor and it has to go through this whole meticulous process before you consider reporting something here, otherwise you get the usual "This sucks rocks" - type comments.
Personally, I'd rather someone just feel free to report a BR here that isn't stellar, versus not reporting it at all. If they don't have 5 hours to spend on it, I'd rather they just write a few paragraphs and post it here, than not write it at all. As it is, you see informal but educational BR's all the time on other forums, so there's no reason why the standard has to be so high here, because I don't think that was the original intent of the BR staff (correct me if I'm wrong). An attempt at grammar and proofreading, and having something interesting to say, is really all I'd impose as a standard if I were in charge. That's how I ran my battle reports archive way back then.
#24 [22945]
staff-8.ahnet.net
I'm all for short reports that contain something interesting such as "Beating X'd'sGrrrrr". My last report with MArk4 beating NTT is a good example. I only spent 1.25 hours on it, which is far less than the usual. I think lately we've seen a trend for a lot of people to just post text-only reports that are enjoyable to read. For instance, I really enjoyed Ice's report from his Phoenix tournament, I believe I gave it a 9, for the reason that he was actually THERE, and did some excellent writing.. explaining Maynard's style of play was invaluable information.
#25 medicdrop[22953]
proxy2-external.roalok1.mi.home.com
who the duck gave this an 8? 5 max
#26 JSH[22956]
h006008d0a8f6.ne.mediaone.net
shock is the only person I've ever heard say "This sucks rocks". ehehe
#27 Sp|nE[22958]
dialup1836-pri.voicenet.com
Shock i think that the only reason you are sticking up for him is because he is Whoop, and because he played Grrr... If he were some nobody, or played some nobody, i'm sure you wouldnt have particularly enjoyed it either.
#28 shockwave[22964]
exchange1.sensable.com
Spine, you're right and wrong.
Actually, I've been thinking about this whole BR business for a long time. Way before BR.com came online, I ran my own very loose BR forum. It was basically a forum like my own where the start of each thread had to be a BR. This lasted for quite some time until battlereports.com came online, then I started directing people there because it was obviously more suited for cataloguing BRs. However, while I *love* that the BR quality is going waaay up these days, I also am sad because the reports that don't have stellar pictures and grammar and stuff like that don't get reported. On the other hand, I see on other forums that people will write little battle reports about interesting stuff they've learned, and I sometimes get more out of those than the really eye-catching and well-written ones here. I'm not saying these are bad, but I think those are equally useful, if such a claim can be made.
In terms of Whoop and Grr... : Like I said before, I think you should feel free to post anything that has some educational value. If you play a game against Grr..., that almost automatically makes it worth posting :-). I'm not saying that this report should get a 9 or 10, but I do object to comments that say stuff like "this report sucks rocks" ;-), *especially* the comments that imply that it shouldn't have been made.
I guess in conclusion, my main point is that I'm glad for the existance of this report. Sure I would give it a 5 or a 6 or whatever, but it's nice that it's here *because* it is against Grr and *because* I learned something from reading the report, so I react negatively to comments that discourage people from writing these sorts of reports.



#29 [22969]
I think battle reports where you beat any of the top 10 players in the world deserves a good rating. Remember, ratings are to get people to read reports that we think they will like. Are you dissapointed you read this report?
#30 [Purple]Orc[22971]
ppp138.222-253-207.mtl.mt.videotron.net
Omg whoop you know way too well that purple ownz ur ass =[ still i guess beating grrrr is cool hehehe good job
#31 [MrFurious][22974]
bha3-s12.mtl.colba.net
Sorry Johny but I can't agree here..

It all goes to the meaning of your rating system. Are you rating the report itself or who wrote/who is in it?

As it stands this report has a higher rating than T-Geno's report on T-bard vs Maynard. To me this just boggles the mind.

Its not about the time either. If it takes you five hours to put up a crappy report than too bad... If it takes you 1.25 hours to put out good quality then you are a good reporter. Do you think a newspaper judges their reporters by how much time they spent on it?

Was this report newsworthy? yes it was. Was I disapointed to read it? no. Was this report well written and of quality? sorry but my answer has to be no. Did I learn anything about Grrr's tactics? again no (Read YRM's report instead).

It is obvious to me you guys need to establish a standard by which you rate BRs. Imagine if the rating was like a school mark. you need to break down the elements that make a good BR and assign partial marks as each element is met. If you want, you may drop the lesser mark (so a BR woth no pics can still get a 10).

Again, for newsworthiness this BR gets a 10. in all other categories however...

Cheers,
MrFurious
#32 Sqick[22975]
node1320f.a2000.nl
hihi, whoop is so cute =]
#33 [MrFurious][22976]
bha3-s12.mtl.colba.net
I have to revise my post, the rating has dropped 2 points below that of T-Geno.

Cheers,
MrFurious
#34 [22979]
Hehe. I was a little surprised to see the 8, but after reading it entirely I agreed with it pretty much. I have not rated this report, not sure who has. Anyway 7, 8 who cares. I'm sure if someone wrote a report of me winning some tournament with the likes of Grr, Maynard, Jolly, and Crexis, It would probably get a 9 just for the sheer amazement factor.
#35 Sp|nE[22980]
dialup1847-pri.voicenet.com
Shock i understand your point about whenever an 'elite' player is beaten by one of our own, it is deservant of posting. But in this br it was from whoop's perspective, and all we knew about grrr... is that 'he made a lot of goons'. And that certainly isn't anything interesting, whether those goons were made by grrr or some chobo.
#36 shockwave[22981]
exchange1.sensable.com
Wow, what an interesting discussion :-). I think the BR staff has commented before that ratings aren't meant to be an incredibly strict standard by which reports are measured. In my last Snowcraft report, I got 2 10's, a 9's, and an 8. I could go on all day about why the standards are so different that one 2 people give me a 10 and one person gives me an 8, but the fact is that there is no standard and hence you are relying on the subjectivity of the rater.
The number that gets stamped on there is simply the opinion of each BR staffer, using whatever qualifications he/she values, and there is no objective standard and there has never been an attempt at one. I don't mean to stick words into the BR staff's mouth, I am not imposing standards myself, I am simply commenting on what I think is happening.
I suggested once that the raters judge things by specific categories (graphics, grammar, newsworthiness, reviewer's tilt), as is done on things like videogamespot.com, so that the rationale behind the ratings is much clearer, but that might be too "excessive" given how things are supposed to be relatively informal here.

I think main point is to say that we shouldn't get worked up by report standards, since it is *supposed* to not be a big deal and is admittedly a very subjective ballpark thing. My main issue was more toward the absolute comments that readers make implying whether they think a report is legit or not. I think it's perfectly fine to have said something like, "The report was valuable, but I think the writing sucks rocks and it would be cool if you could have included more detail and spell checked if time permitted."
#37 Mogalin[22985]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
His nick was cLiToRiBuRgEr
That's grr's 2v2 name =)
I read it somewhere...
#38 Mogalin-[a1][22986]
cgowave-0-224.cgocable.net
I joined a1 and I have a1 pride and respect
#39 [22988]
pool0096.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
Sorry if I offended people who think I deserved I 5 or a 6, well actually im not SORRY I think you people need to complain about something more worthwhile like child labor or Bally's Total Fitness ripping people off. Actually If I were to rate this I would give it a 5 probably, but I don't generally agree with my fellow raters. I would LIKE to comment on Grrr's tactics but really, he just made a lot of goons/zeals. Thats all folks. He made a LOT. He was unable to attack with them though because Ahscar had lurkers and I of course had numerous tanks on my ledge.
Crow spent a lot of money early on containing us which probably slowed him from expanding earlier.

2v2 isnt so much about tactics on smaller maps its really about surviving the rushing stages which can last a long time and using some tech when you can.
#40 [Purple][22992]
dt031nf7.tampabay.rr.com
Whoop dun make me get the whole Purple clan on you and ahs >=[
#41 Pimpn283[22993]
spider-tr064.proxy.aol.com
Whoop ownz my bones :O Hey whoop, seriously, why dont you go play in some tournaments or something. I bet you could win some money. Dood, I still suck, train me.
#42 Evire!![23031]
ip102.philadelphia11.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
In response to Johnny_Vegas, post 29:
In my opinion, you're rating the battle report, not the success of the players in the game. The post should still be made simply for the fact that Grrr was in it, but I disagree with anyone who gives it over a 6. I'm glad this report was made, but it should'nt be something that's overly praised.
#43 Evire!![23032]
ip102.philadelphia11.pa.pub-ip.psi.net
Wow, that had four "in"s straight down...hehe didn't mean to do that, weird
#44 [MrFurious][23038]
bha4-s10.mtl.colba.net
Now to take the other side of the coin.

This report is now rated 6.8. On a busy day, I might just pass over and not read it.

THIS WOULD BE A MISTAKE.

If we take the original reason why this rating system was devised, namely to allow people to wade through the Morass of BRs to fin some worth reading, then this BR maybe one of the most important ones currently on the page.

Would another tag be of help? while the rating could serve to judge the BR's quality, the editor's choice stamp could denote BRs which the admins feel are a must read because of their newsworthiness or involvement with the SC community at large.

Cheers,
MrFurious
#45 Dino Din[23053]
port-46-5.access.one.net
one comment, missing this wouldn't be that much of a mistake, just because Grr's name pops up, and he loses... so what? I mean its as if he's being worshipped, thats sick. Its not an 8 report, or even near it, 6 at best
#46 Mellinium_Ben2.0[23071]
spider-tr042.proxy.aol.com
51st comment!
MINE MINE ALL MINE AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Btw,nice report.
#47 [IceBerG][23110]
ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com
He came
He saw
He Whooped


Any questions?


Btw... for people who bitch about ratings... WHO REALLY GIVE A FUCK??? There's no money involved so just stfu. Ahh.. I feel much better now. Ty
#48 [Purple]King-Lewis[23115]
modemcable183.147-200-24.mtl.mc.videotron.net
OK couple of things here.

1- u and ahs are 100-1 cuz me and orc beat u 2 in a rush game once :)

2- I dont really understand why Crow left ...

3- Nothin cant beat the PURPLE power.

4- A-X own all. (Except purple :])

Peace all, cya on bnet

#49 [23155]
HNW0511.RESNET-STUDENT.UPENN.EDU
Merlin, I'm sure you'll get a ten with the balls awards. U got big enough balls to bust out a report like that. =)
#50 BLuRReD[23174]
209.57.26.2
ok ok ok. First, this report blew. Dont get me wrong `Whoop, cause i know you would own me and half my family in a game...but this shouldnt have gotten higher than a 4.
And how you all worship the paper these "SC legends" wipe their ass on....SICK. Stop it and get a life. Most of us can be gods behind a monitor so get over it.

BLuRReD
#51 BLuRReD[23176]
209.57.26.2
BTW, the purple clan can go to hell, cause with little bitches like jim, its no wonder they are disrespected.

BLuRReD
#52 [23740]
staff-8.ahnet.net
Hey, I figured out who gave it an 8. But I'm not going to tell. Suckers.



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