| #1 Headless_Clown (cr647412-a.flfrd1.on.wave.home.com)[21605] |
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| Comment the first. |
| #2 Sp|nE (dialup10-16-pri.voicenet.com)[21652] |
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| Second, and on a nobody report too. I'm speshul |
| #3 Sp|nE (dialup10-16-pri.voicenet.com)[21653] |
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"Why? Because the fluffy never did die down. "
ROFL |
| #4 Lt.Cmdr.Nate (we-24-30-104-228.we.mediaone.net)[21654] |
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| 4th Commetn!!! |
| #5 ::nobody:: (24.94.25.169)[21655] |
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hehe 3 comments already?? Damn, i just submitted the thing like 45 seconds ago =P I didn't bother to proofread it 'cuz im still sick with the flu =(, but i don't think I made too many mistakes. Spine already cought one, but hey, it isn't a mistake, doesn't it sound funnier that way? =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #6 Sp|nE (dialup10-16-pri.voicenet.com)[21656] |
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Okay i finished it. Much better than most of the crap out there now, especially considering it was a joke on a 64x map.
8.8 |
| #7 S^O (spider-wb082.proxy.aol.com)[21657] |
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| this BR kicks ass, and so does ::nobody::! |
| #8 ::nobody:: (24.94.25.169)[21658] |
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Yea, I had fun with this one, so who know what everyone will think =P As SPine says, there's a lot of crap reports coming in lately, so I try and give my readers something fun to read with pretty pictures. If I accomplish this, thats all that matters. Also, I want all you commenters to unofficialy rwte it! I'm just curious to see what you have to say =)
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #9 TheAmazedDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[21659] |
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| 10.0 WOW!!! This battlereport totally owned. I think this is the motw froma while back, and I played that a couple times. One 8ffa comes to mind, pubbie game, totally kick ass game, of course I was terarn and was being the siege tank bitch from hell =] |
| #10 I_Hate_Medics (as5100ii-10.inre.asu.edu)[21660] |
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Haha! Funny report man, I enjoyed it tons..
As usual your report kicks ass..
I hope I get to be reported by you again sometime. :-D
Medic Hater
"The crime of Psi-Storm cannot be commited if the Templar is a mear 2 Broodlings scratching a nearby Cannon." |
| #11 Antonivs (pray6.uwsp.edu)[21661] |
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NIce Nuke!@ i love those nukes.... always have, always will... nothing better than a good nuke right in the middle of things... KaBOOM and everything dies.. .damn i reallly love those nukes.. .keep up the good nuke pics i love'em
oh and nice report too ;) |
| #12 dsfsdf (216-59-73-109.usa2.flashcom.net)[21662] |
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| sdfsdfsdfs |
#13  (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[21666] |
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Hahhahahahahah
I just read your description of the players =]
Its funny when people don't know who smurfs are smurfing as =] |
| #14 ~KaOs (spider-wi071.proxy.aol.com)[21667] |
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Ah yes, rate it. I'd give it a 9. I think a couple of ur past stuff was 10 material, but this was hilarious and u did a great job telling it.
And...I can't do html =(
-KaOs out
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| #15 Fractal_Wave (24.65.24.97.bc.wave.home.com)[21668] |
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Have I mentioned lately how much I love and respect you as a Human Being?
DAMN IT. stop posting these! Now I'll get even less sleep tonight.
=[
All the best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #16 GoT_GaMe (user-2initv7.dialup.mindspring.com)[21669] |
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hehe, good job, esp trying to fit 6 ppl on 64 by 64
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| #17 IceShadow (129.89.126.92)[21670] |
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| Damnit...why is no one commenting on my report? :( |
| #18 IceShadow (129.89.126.92)[21671] |
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| Oh, I see why. This report just kicks major ass. |
| #19 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[21672] |
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| Good report, although those pics hurt the load time ;) |
| #20 [wo]ohoo (pool0424.cvx2-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[21674] |
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| that was a good report! spire under the cc? hahaha...me and my friend did that to one of my friends just to mess around. we both attacked his peons with our SCVs and we floated our CCs over his hatchery! too bad he hotkeyed it and we lost. =) btw, u signed up for the L.A. i2e2? i saw ur name as an alternate there. my friend got back a while ago from there and lost to star-the-feared...but it's okay because he got a free everglide mouse pad! i shoulda went but i couldnt get outta school. =) |
| #21 SnowSquall (a1-1a052.neo.rr.com)[21676] |
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Wow.. you took a 64x64 FFA, and turned it into one of the most enjoyable reads I've had. Funny, the pictures were kickin' (I loved the offensive and defensive sunken, and then the same for the tank -- nice linking) and you made the game really exciting to read about. If someone had told me I'd read a 64x64 FFA BR and be impressed, I would have told them to lay off the stimpack.
The problem with me being on a cable modem is all load times are short. ;) But this one is worth it! |
| #22 ::nobody:: (24.94.25.169)[21678] |
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ouch, an 8? Its a good thing i dont care about the ratings, 'cuz i put a lotta work in to this. I've seen some pretty bad stuff get 8s, so im guessing its a 8 compared to my other stuff =/. Whatever.
[wo]ohoo: i wish i had gone, but i wasn't able to get out of school =P
Fractal_Wave:I love you too man! =P
~Kaos: my personal life? now where should I start... =)
Medics: I'd be honored to BR you again =)
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #23 ::nobody:: (24.94.25.169)[21679] |
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| Oh yea! and thaks everyone else for the supportive comments!! =) |
| #24 <marquee>Whee!</marquee> (pool0035.cvx14-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[21681] |
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| <font color="yellow">CoOL</font> |
| #25 <marquee>Whee!</marquee> (pool0035.cvx14-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[21682] |
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| <font color="yellow">HAH! i bet nobody else did the moving name yet.. haha |
| #26 4-pooler (999.999.999.999)[21683] |
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Nice report.
I dunno, but bats>lurkers.
I was lucky that the 10 o'clock spot was clear, else I would be dead long ago.
And... dun you miss that I nuked 2 tanks, lockdown the other two, then roll in 8 tanks against 2 tanks and a few bunkers.
umm.. yah.. 6 bats with 2 medics>36 lings.
WOW!! just like sending a bunch of lings towards my bats, and they're more then eager to fry them for lunch. =]
and... whoever that bastardly observer is, stop stealing my minerals!! |
| #27 IceShadow (129.89.126.92)[21687] |
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In all seriousness, though, even though this report kicks major ass, please read mine too. There's no pictures (not enough time, writing between final projects for the semester), but people I trust have told me it kicks ass. And then there's Sp|ne, who didn't even bother to read the thing...
Ice(howpatheticamithatihavetobeginanotherreportscomments)Shadow |
| #28 wallabystein (pm162-74.dialup.netidea.com)[21691] |
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| Well, nice work ::nobody::, awesome report, but you made me sound like a little wanker! Christ, I was so proud of myself in that game! I stopped a 6pool from the guy right beside me, and, btw, I had NO marines when he arrived, just SCVs and a bunker and 1 marine in progress, they killed the SCV working on the bunker, I put another one on it to finish it just in time to pop in my first marine and finish killing the rush.. it was magic.. Oh, and geez, you forgot to mention how I helped murder yellow's main with a siege tank across the.. uh.. that slimy, water-equivalent, and I believe I was the one to kill his hatch in the end.. and, come on, weren't you watching my corner? You didn't even mention the 14238957 times my expansion was beaten down, floated away and landed moments later after the baddies had left. I'm also surprised you didn't mention how at one point my entire town was floating across the map, constantly being nuked on its incredible journey from the top right to the bottom right. Well, I guess you can't watch everything... It was an awesome report just the same, though, nice work. Oh, and I woulda won, except for imbalance. Terran is shafted in terran vs terran, as we all know. And wasn't that 4pooler mark4 smurfing or something? |
| #29 wallabystein (pm162-74.dialup.netidea.com)[21692] |
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| Oh, and yeah, ::nobody::, we gotta get that rematch with ap taktics and hellish glory and uhhh... that other guy, the one who wasted me.. That would be a nice BR |
| #30 <img "/images2/n_fls.gif"> (I.have.a.very.cool.ip.address.here)[21694] |
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| heh wall, if it was mark4 smurfing and beaten everyone as terrans, you all shall be shamed to hell! =] |
| #31 ::nobody:: (24.94.25.169)[21700] |
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| As i recall, I think it was hmmm... PROZERRAN that i thought 4-Pooler was a smurf of =) hmm... i wonder =) |
| #32 9.6diS (1Cust162.tnt1.tacoma.wa.da.uu.net)[21701] |
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Wow tahw a taerg elttab troper! tI saw os taerg I dah ot etirw ti sdorwkcab.
ouY kcik ssa ereht ydobon, peek pu eht taerg korw.
9.6diS |
| #33 ::nobody:: (24.94.25.169)[21702] |
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Oh yea, Wallaby, you had at least one marine, because you were dancing with it, i remember. All your lifting expeditions were inconsequential, especially your last ditch "I'm going to fly away from the nuke" effort =) Also, Yellow ended up killing his own hatch =) This is why I BR and you play =) lol j/k You did play a good game and it'd be cool to get that rematch.
Ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #34 GameOverZ (bess-proxy1.mveca.org)[21703] |
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Well then. Another good BR from ::nobody::.
I havn't been around awhile. Why?
I've been playing Unreal Tournament, that's why!
Game is friggin' awesome. It might even keep me from SC from a few days. I need to kill the CIH my bro put on the comp before Ican see you guys again.
Peace for now,
GameOverZ |
| #35 4-pooler (999.999.999.999)[21707] |
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| I ain't that sweet dude |
| #36 AnderKryst (edjproxy2.edwardjones.com)[21711] |
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You know, I think the players should be ashamed of themselves...
That map scream cheese :) The only cheese I saw was the offensive sunken (and the subsequent tank) across the water...
I always wanted to see how a huge FFA plays out on that map...
Great report...looked to be a task because it sounded like a very intense game.
9.0+ (from an wannabe comment rater) :) |
| #37 Jedi-Knight[w] (24.66.236.160.ab.wave.home.com)[21713] |
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| Good Report! It was funny 8) |
| #38 HardDrive99 (eag40481.corp.novatel.ca)[21715] |
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Very good report, lots of action and great pics. Just plain old good reading. Is it just me or is the paragraph detailing Kozak's death a little mucked up? You kept referring to OffensiveGas and Kozak so I didn't know who was being attacked or dying.
HD |
| #39 T_Mac (on-tor-blr-a58-02-1062.idirect.com)[21717] |
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| Great report, i wonder what that lockdowned scv was thinking before the nuke landed........... :D |
| #40 LionLord (d185d0f6d.rochester.rr.com)[21718] |
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The BR is great. My "unofficial" rating for it is a 9.9 =)
I don't recall anything obviously wrong with the BR, so it would've earned a 10 from me if that final nuke was animated =)
=( One of these days, a BR of yours will get all 10.0s from the official raters. |
#41  (chello212186163122[21720] |
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9.
funny.
go crax. |
| #42 jeezumcrow (svweba03.statestreet.com)[21724] |
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| really kickass report, so damn funny hehe. |
| #43 JSH (h006008d0a8f6.ne.mediaone.net)[21725] |
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| This was friggin' hilarious! Damn I have to try this sometime. 6 player ffa on smallest map size ROFL |
| #44 aP_TaKtIkS (164.116.70.6)[21726] |
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| aye wallaby lets do a rematch ffa !! good idea |
| #45 patheto (rigel.tct.net)[21728] |
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My, this report is so kick-ass it's got a black-belt! Abattoir is a fun map, altho I would've expected WAY more cheese, like nuke across the water. The spire was excellent though. Crax was clean and actually thinking. Then he sniffed some and killed his own main. WTF was that? He would have won! It was almost as bad as me "attack-moving" my lings on my extractor in another game, were I wanted to defend against zeal-rush.
Infested terrans would have been COOL! But no queen-rusher would have survived. =p |
#46  (strangers.bragg.ar[21730] |
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I admit it. I'm 4-pooler as far as you know. And I'm godly with terran. Much better than Johnny even.
Now for the non-lying part of my comment =]:
Cool report.
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#47  (staff-8.ahnet.net)[21740] |
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| Great report dude. It was funny, and had great pics. Mark4, your sense of humor rivals that of the great Bozo the clown. |
| #48 Dark~Ferret (fw3000.twtradepublishing.com)[21744] |
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9! without a doubt - fantastic!
(i'm from that camp that believes 10 is generally impossible)
FFA is the best game in town --- by far. Man, you captured a 6way FFA on 64x64 better than I could 1v1 on 256x256!
Images ruled!
Keep writing and Kicking Ass..........
D~F |
| #49 IF-4Father (spider-wi032.proxy.aol.com)[21746] |
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That report kicked, hey nobody, find me on B.net sometime I'll show you what real skill is!!! Or, E-mail at Missing007T@aol.com Okay
Check ya lata
Pettenelli |
| #50 Drefsab (rc68.Rmax1.globalsite.net)[21747] |
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heh heh, that was a great report. Made for good reading due to the fact that it was such an atypical game. I very much enjoyed the pictures and the writing. There were a few typos... the kozak/gas thing kind of confused me where kozak was getting killed, but other than that, Great Job!!
Dref |
| #51 AxeGrinder01 (pm5-63.gfk.infi.net)[21786] |
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As always a great battle report. I always check a least twice a week for one of your great pieces of sport enterainment.:) Keep up the great work. You are the reason I am now learning HTML. BTW what program do you use to help create the effects in your pictures? Great Report!!!!!!
Axe |
| #52 wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee my.ip.is.cool.isnt.it?prolly.messed.up.:(.[21789] |
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| hehe |
| #53 probe gamedesigners.staff.starcraft.blizzard.havas.net (dt12[21791] |
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| Nice Report |
| #54 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[21870] |
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Axe: I use photoshop 4 for my pics and animagic GIF for my animated GIFs
everyone, thanx for the comments, I love 'em! I'm so glad you enjoyed the report!
ciao!
::nobody:: |
| #55 [z]RubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[21927] |
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| Prepare to be amazed, Nobody, cuz I'm gonna do a 7ffa battlereprto on a 64x64 map! mwahahhaahhahahah |
| #56 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[21961] |
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and im in it ;) lol
ducky ownz me =P |
| #57 Kefka~LiZarD (client-126-193.bellatlantic.net)[21964] |
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| Lol this is gonna be great ducky.. jus dont diss me too much or i Dis>=[ |
| #58 patheto (rigel.tct.net)[21975] |
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| You are high on crack ducky. And so's that bearded weirdo in your pix ;-) |
| #59 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[21985] |
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| ducky = odd |
| #60 loserboy (BESS3.cbe.ab.ca)[22274] |
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GO CRAX
could he please explain who he actualy was and why he killed his hatch
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| #61 joe[23187] |
| 24-25-219-142.san.rr.com |
| 64th comment ha ha ha ha ha |
| #62 <fotn color=yellow> |]agomar[34255] |
| gateway.ncdsb.com |
Awesome.
I know I'm a little late with commenting to this . . . rofl |
| #63 the_fizzler[40936] |
| cr605480-a.wlfdle1.on.wave.home.com |
hehehe. great report. again. your BRs never fail to amuse me. keep up the gr8 work. :) oh, yeah.
GO CRAX! |
| #64 BW-sux[51830] |
| spider-wa013.proxy.aol.com |
This absolutely ownz.
10
BW-sux |
#65  [101455] |
| imsbbcf09b.netvigator.com |
| it's so funny that most people still haven't figured out who the smurfs are. =] |
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