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#1 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20306]
Heh... well.

Any one who complains about the size of the pics, well you should have read the title on the View Reports screen. And if you didn't go there, complain to Johnny. =)

I'm going to sleep now. Bye.



#2 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20313]
Sorry to disappoint, but it was a rather boring game. =( I mean, I'd expanded that by late game all I did was pump stuff out...
#3 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20314]
read "expanded so much by the late game"
#4 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[20319]
I don't know what ducky is talking about. I thought it was really good. It was a really nice change of pace from all the starcraft brs. It almost made me go hunt for my civ 2 cd. Too bad those games last a day and a half. Please find more rts' and tbs' games to br. I don't give reports numbers but if this gets a 6... well it certainly deserves more.
#5 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20328]
WOOHOO! A 9!

Ducky eat your heart out! =P

#6 (staff-8.ahnet.net)[20332]
Wow, that was a great Civ2 report. I learned a lot.
#7 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20339]
Good report... highly offensive 'joke'.

I want to know the changes in Test of Time, it seems to me they dumbed down the AI and cheat advantages given to the computer players. And about this multiplayer thing =) can it be done of the net, punk?

#8 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20340]
I'm not rating this, because I'm pissed about the joke, and I would give you a 6 (no golds for reports which really piss me off).
#9 Dead_Dragon (user-2inilsi.dialup.mindspring.com)[20381]
Really nice report. Good writing, nice ending. But that joke... kinda ruined it. Other then that, though, nice.
#10 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20492]
Sorry 'bout the joke. My sense of humour is rather obscene at best. Should have known better. =/ I'll refrain in future reports. Promise.

The multiplayer can be done over the net, and there are also network and 'hotseat' (same comp) options.

They could have changed the AI and the AI advantages, but I couldn't actually tell... in truth, I don't think they did, because I had around 50 cities (or something... I can't count anyway) and the Aztecs had around 10, but they were matching me in tech... until I switched to Democracy, that is. Then, I had 1 turn research on 50% science =D.

In closing, sorry about the joke. Yeah, I like repeating myself.





#11 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20562]
What! Who gave my report a four?!!?!?!
#12 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20621]
I gave in. Your report was definitly a 9 in terms of writing, presentation, and pictures. I'm starting to think a 4 is generous in terms of overall enjoyment.
#13 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[20636]
Where is this offensive joke? You're not talking about the nuke thing are you?

p.s. is there some sort of feud going on between warphead and prae?

#14 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[20660]
The pics, Bob, the pics. They were your idea [I think].

Not really a feud. Well, I dunno about now... but before it was an in joke.

#15 [5th]Krebster (spider-we051.proxy.aol.com)[20669]
I don't think the report should be rated down because of a lame "joke". It wasnt't even noticable you had to go out of your way to read it and even farther out of your way to finish it. I stopped around the time the gay guy entered the funeral parlor or wherever.
#16 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[20705]
Check the alt-text in the pictures, Bob. There's not really a feud between me and Warphead, though there might be after this rating =(. 5th Kreb, not all the pictures loaded for me, so I got to see the text without holding the mouse over the images.
#17 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[20842]
oooooo
I can't believe I forgot to check for ALT text.
Can't say I liked that joke, I dunno why, I just didn't find it very funny. I do love sick jokes tho, so don't listen to prae, and keep including them until you get to a good one.

#18 (real.nauticom.net)[21079]
I missed this report in the shuffle and craziness of the last few weeks, but I came back after seeing all the contraversy in the Forum.

I guess if I was in a situation where I was gay, or had a friend who was, and they knew someone who died, this joke would probably sicken me. I didn't really think it was funny, but I didn't really think it was much worse than other reports which overuse the word "rape" to describe a winning battle, or whatever...

I guess it depends on what you believe and what offends you.

Homophobics really got what they were asking for when they classified an activity/lifestyle as an actual person and it's come back to be accepted as a universal truth by the politically correct community. Ironic... poetic justice? I dunno.

I don't know if a tasteless joke makes this report deserving of a 4, and I don't know if a 4 makes Warphead right for giving up entirely... I don't know much of anything I guess.

I do know that probably no one will come back and read this comment.







#19 Shifty_the_arab (stealth.win.co.nz)[21695]
well no one is ever going to c this so I can safely say that joke was lol funny .I came back just to read it.:-)
#20 TDM[95017]
spider-mtc-td071.proxy.aol.com
Bravo, my friend, braVO.



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