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#1 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-20.tusc.kent.edu)[19949]
I was bored this morning and posted this stupid little report for fun. Those of you that know kak and like to make fun of him should enjoy this :)
Remember this was just a joke. I know kak wont take it serious and I hope no one else does. If you do, then your a damn moron.
#2 VeNoM~Sage (56.oakland-06-07rs16rt.ca.dial-access.att.net)[19954]
Ohh...I thought UpgradedKakaru wrote this to make fun of GhOsT~LiZaRD :).
#3 -=~KaDaBrA~=- (a200-20.tusc.kent.edu)[19955]
Funny you should mention Ghost. He's my next target :)
#4 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19957]
shit I gave this a 3 then I looked in the comments and see that kad wrote it. Lemme see if I can change to a 1.
#5 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[19958]
eh close enough =P
#6 MikeyMonty (spider-wa071.proxy.aol.com)[19960]
Funny, I thought he was making fun of Ghost~Lizard too.
#7 (bess-proxy.pisd.edu)[19971]
I have never seen a worst report in all my life ^_^ [FATAL]!
#8 psionic_jedi (1Cust169.tnt3.poughkeepsie.ny.da.uu.net)[19990]
PLZ PLZ PLZ MAKE FUN A GHOST~LIZARD
#9 Limp_Bizkit666 (206.117.125.203)[20035]
cool...upgradedkadaru.....

anyways, it was funny....not.

hehe

make fun of everyone..even YOURSELF!!! hehehe

byeya







#10 patheto (rigel.tct.net)[20040]
I was just about to say:"Get some frigging self-respect kak." Then i noticed that YOU wrote it.
Sorry to say it, but his feeble attempt at comedy sucks a$$. Next time more elaborate, more sarcasm, and more jokes. Then it's gonna be wonderful!
#11 Macdonough (dial208-166.star-telegram.com)[20051]
I bet you like to "beat him quite thoroughly" all day long.
#12 (pool0539.cvx29-bra[20063]
Yeah what he said, "huh huh uh huh"
#13 L'iLNips[Fatal] (209.217.149.155)[20068]
I thought it was funny. It sounded like Kak a little bit. I like how you made Kak sound insanely arrogant and made fun of his "micro". Wasn't the best of reports but was accurate.
#14 IceD-Tree (charlotte.TCNJ.EDU)[20075]
Hey Kad... let me help you write your next report.
It will be a combined trashing of Ghost and Kak at the same time =p
I want the first "10 gag report" =)

#15 necrosausage! (chello212186163122.ibk.surfer.at)[20118]
heh, rather write about ghost next time :-p

oh well im in a good mood i gna give it a 3

#16 Byod fo ZINJ (poplar.usaa.com)[20304]
~B~

Grrettingz...

I thought it was a great report.. atlest a 4 !!! Atleast!! my fav part was...

2. Microing can save you from near defeat, like when his 4
zeals attacked my 24 vultures and I was able to win with
some fancy moves.


24 Vulturez... LMAO last night i used a vulture for the first time since vanilla SC single player mission (i think thatz the last time i will admit). I think a few minez to deter a mass mindless rush or a few dark templarz is a good idea.. if oyu have the time and cash but... 24.. sheesh... thatz a lot of soda canz they spit out (or what ever they fire)



Bdyo of ZINJ
















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