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#1 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[18387]
I spent forever on this one, so i hope you all are happy =P
Oh yea, first comment.
#2 Rumpelstiltskin (195.100.123.12)[18388]
First non-author comment...
#3 Limp_Bizkit666 (138-pool2.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[18389]
cool br....
you did something nobody did, and that makes nobody have been doing something that nobody did on any other time.

whoa.

anyways, nice report, cool game, and the maelstorm+storm almost made me cry.....hehe

wow, keep up the work, and if i had the previledge to rate, this will be well over 8.

--nobody knows the trouble i've seen, nobody knows my sorrow....hehe

byeya












#4 GoofBall (walker0-208.reshall.ou.edu)[18396]
Oh yeah, and anyone who understands the significance of the name Julian Delphiki would find it rather ironic that he defeated Ender Wiggin in a battle.
#5 Limp_Bizkit666 (50-pool1.ras10.calan.agisdial.net)[18397]
Just out of curiousity, what are their more famous names?

such as,
goofball=calvin
?=julian
and ??=ender..

i am just curious, and hope the TRUTH is revealed...

hehe

byeya










#6 T_Mac (on-tor-blr-a58-02-704.idirect.com)[18408]
Cool br, whats with that broodling? Zerg can have armies with ZERO LIFE? IMBALANCE!!!
#7 Guitarzan (ADSL62202.TURBONET.COM)[18413]
Yeah, that game was fun to watch...until Windows died on me....

I'm glad you got a good pic of the maelstrom/storm, because that was really cool!

Nice BR, because now I know who eventually won :) Nice pics, too.

Guitarzan



#8 (1Cust118.tnt28.tco[18415]
I liked this. A lot. I felt I could actually follow the ebb and flow of strategy from your description.
#9 Rupeo (1Cust5.tnt9.sfo3.da.uu.net)[18429]
Outstanding Battlereport. Interesting and nice on the eyes.
#10 Ioti (sfra1ts2.ca.us.prserv.net)[18438]
Well, I don't think I've seen you around here before, so that makes this report even more impressive. "Goo Wars" was a YRM-caliber pic for sure. I was kinda hoping at the beginning that somebody would end up with Terran, but not everything works out.

BTW, units CAN have 0 life left, and still be on the screen. They are there for about one "tick", and then they die, so catching a unit at 0 life, let alone a BROODLING, is pretty impressive.
#11 NaiLz (liam.pekin.net)[18440]
Yes, Good Report...
A little more pics wouldnt hurt...but was VERY easy to follow and interesting comment and strategies...ex: Mealstrom/Storm....very nice too bad he didnt win ; /
Anywho Nice BR....i rate: 8
#12 Ender_Wiggin. (walker1-66.reshall.ou.edu)[18443]
Hey, really really nice report. Thanks for making it look like I didn't suck. :) The graphics were really great, and the humor added too. A few things that I wish to add:

1) Julian.Delphinki is right, I play only terran ffa on ladder. Why I do this, I'm not really sure, but I've gotten pretty darn good at it. I've always liked terran best, and I like ffa's so there you go. My general strategy when playing terran is to do harassment attacks constantly on the other players. It pisses em off, but the idea is to do the most damage, and then pull out before I lose much if anything. Even though this usually makes them hate me, I can still win cause I've weakened them, and their counter attacks aren't that impressive. I took this strategy with me into the ffa game playing as zerg, and well, I think I proved I'm not as good with them. I managed to do damage to both of the others, but not without pretty heavy losses. Not to mention that I got em both mad at me, which is never good.

2.) Scouting reach a new low. Not a single one of us sent peons out to scout. *quietly peeks over his shoulder* Oh look, Calvin got protoss. :) Being able to hear the noises from my roomates computers, not to mention the rather obnoxious noises that THEY made was quite unique.

3.) Oh, and the other names that we use are:
Calvin_Gaidin really doesn't use any other names any more. He used to use Calvin2000, I think.
Julian.Delphinki is goofball, and he's also got a smurf name that I'm not sure he wants revealed.
I (Ender_Wiggin.) also use the name Cauthon
goofball isn't really calvin, but the bots think he is, cause calvin has been on through goofball's comp. Hope that helps....

very nice BR, I give it a 9 (10 if I had won. :) )
#13 (staff-8.ahnet.net)[18447]
I give this a big fat 10. It's the best report I've seen a while. Your writing was hilarious, the pics were well done, and it was a good game to boot.
#14 IceD-Tree (charlotte.TCNJ.EDU)[18457]
Been a bit since I've read the books refering to Ender, Julian etc.
Ender, if you read the comments section again, tell me if I'm right.
Julian is Ender's brother in an Orson Scott Key series I think (Ender's Game)
And Cauthon refers to Matt Cauthon in Robert Jordan's The Wheel of Time
Robert Jordan is a bastard for not including Matt in his entire last book

Kickass B-Report!
#15 (walker1-66.reshall.ou.edu)[18463]
Hey IceD-Tree, you are close
Ender is the hero of the whole quartet of books, the first one being Ender's Game. Julian Delphinki is the real name of the kid named Bean that was in the first book. A new book called Ender's Shadow was just recently released, and the name Julian Delphinki only comes up in that book. Ender's brother was named Peter Wiggin, oh, and its Orson Scott Card, not Key. :)
All the stuff about the wheel of time series is correct, and I agree, I was pissed when Mat didn't even show up in the latest book!
#16 (econ19.ucsd.edu)[18466]
Pfffft. Come on, scouts aren't that rare. They're my favorite Protoss air unit now. The thing that makes scouts better than corsair vs Zerg, is if you plan on killing the mutalisks another way, they take down devs and guards at least 3 times as fast as corsair or carriers.
#17 Federation (host62-172-95-147.btinternet.com)[18472]
Yourolemodel has lft the building, in my humble opinion this was far more entertaining. And some class graphics to boot.

Nice one
#18 black-lemon (53.ippool.xville.multipro.com)[18490]
What did you use to make this BR. Just plain html or did you use a program like front page? I REALLY wanna be able to make brs like that. Nice, real nice.
#19 Fractal_Wave (24.65.12.191.bc.wave.home.com)[18492]
Now that's scary...a cryptic Sci-Fi reference that even I didn't get.

But 'Bean' is a waaay cooler name that Julian Delphinki.

Oh yeah. The br was good, too.
;p

This was grreeaaat.

All the best,
Fractal_Wave
#20 ::nobody:: (24-25-201-117.san.rr.com)[18501]
Black-Lemon: For the pictures, i just used Photoshop 4 (i don't have 5 yet) I simply messed around in Photoshop till i got the effect i wanted. Luckily, i have a god eye for pics. The writing was all done with HTML and wasn't that tough. Phiber~Obtic's HTML guide is EXCELLENT to get a good grasp of basic HTML skills...feel free to look at my source code, or i can e-mail you the exact text I inputed for the BR. My e-mail is lunarskyz@hotmail.com =)

Woo hoo! BR.com rules!
#21 ::Nobody:: (24-25-201-117.san.rr.com)[18502]
oops, "god eye" = good eye, I'm not THAT good =P
#22 Macdonough (dial208-85.star-telegram.com)[18513]
Awesome graphics dude! Keep up the good work.
#23 Mellinium_Ben3 (spider-th034.proxy.aol.com)[18520]
Damn dude,that was almost as good as a YRM report.
#24 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[18521]
when did JV and Mark4 become the gods of acceptance?
"Wow...i impressed JV and Mark4...im one happy guy "
heh


BLuRRed
#25 The impressed one (proxy.siscom.net)[18524]
HOT DAMN.

That was good.

GameOverZ
-Not 'gayover' will never be 'gayover'
#26 ::nobody:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[18526]
"wow! BLuRRed commented on it! im even happier now!" =P
#27 (dt030n35.tampabay.rr[18528]
Ack
Too many great reports now =[
I don't feel special anymore.

p.s. gayover is an ass =[
#28 Evire!! (1Cust149.tnt18.nyc3.da.uu.net)[18533]
Wow! Excellent report. I really liked the "goo" wars and the maelstrom-psi action. You definitely have a good artistic set up with the size and placement of the pictures/fonts. I agree with Ioti- it was YRM calibur.
Great job, a 10 by far!
#29 Joe Papa (spider-wk072.proxy.aol.com)[18534]
Nice report dood, i think this was a perfect report to br on, just like YRM's ww3 FFA series. I hope you do some more of these.
#30 BLuRReD{Sky} (209.57.26.2)[18537]
ok ok enough with the sarcasm ass.
#31 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[18566]
Finish the gayest BR ever, Bob! By the way, anyone here been to a drag queen show (ala Birdcage)? They rock!
#32 Wallabystein (pm162-9.dialup.netidea.com)[18813]
Yeah, that BR rocked! Nice work. But hey, I'm really pissed off, 'cause I'm reading the Wheel of Time right now, working on the last book... And shit! Mat doesn't show up! I've got a few hundred pages left, so I don't know if this is possible for sure yet... But man, I bet next time we see him he's married. Oh yeah, nice report.
#33 Mirage (kam-53-0285.direct.ca)[18945]
Excellent report man. I'll be looking for your name in the future so don't dissapoint me j/k :)
#34 Vandire (216-119-32-252.o1.jps.net)[19365]
cool report
i like the whole maelstrom dealie
=O
#35 Mac~RoD[31139]
lrar6pp22.alltel.net
Ender wiggen and Julian were both characters in the same Novel... ONe I read a LOOONNNNNNNNNNNGGGGG LOOOOOONNNNNNNNNNGGGGGG Time ago.... I'm pretty sure Ender killed him 8)
#36 Memento Mori'[72370]
s01i32-0182.no.powertech.net
Really good report, this shows some cool playing skills. I wanna learn to play as they do.
#37 mattkid[75130]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
good report is the broodling dead?
#38 Templar[114797]
d150-4-89.home.cgocable.net
YOU ALL SUCK!!! EAT MY FUCKING COCK!!!
#39 Templar[114798]
d150-4-89.home.cgocable.net
Just kidding, you all rock. PROTOSS CORSAIR IS AWESOME TOO!!!



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