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#1 Johnny_Vegas[2813]
Hey People, start commenting on this report, it rocks damn it!
#2 stinkypoopchunk (208.250.26.98)[5079]
i think your wrong cattle, 4 scouts is not massing, i usually make like 12, what the hell do u consider that, an army or something? o yea and mark, what the hell, no turrets? i mean u need them scattered early for that dinger problem, late u can use SV and golithes ok i gtg
#3 [beersicle] (spider-we024.proxy.aol.com)[6661]
umm this rocks damnit
#4 Raistloaf (freud.ti.telenor.net)[7206]
Two great players indeed, and written in a nerve twisting way.
#5 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[9688]
I like rocking reports.
#6 Hannibal (102user51.ctinets.com)[11752]
Hmm, the whole of the game Mark4 seems to have mobility problem and if I were him, I would have gone mass wraiths. Wraiths can be a risk especially with HTs around but if micro, they should be fine. SV+wraiths should clear the map of most obs making life much easier for the terran. Sure toss can make more but keep replacing obs does drain the economy.

For a serious attack, I would use mass tanks supported by wraiths (and other usual tank babysitters). Wraiths also can get rid of all those cliffs drops. You just have to dance a little when you see HTs. DA can be a problem with feedack on wraiths but cloaking partially negate this after you get rid of the obs.

Since the toss never really mass anything much, I really do feel mass tanks can take it down after you limit the mobility of toss's reinforcement. Storm alone cannot stop well managed tanks. Nukes are useful distractions. I will keep the nukes. Just the threat alone makes it worth while.



#7 gunghopilot (1Cust201.tnt1.sfo2.da.uu.net)[12116]
hmmm 1 hour into the game and all u had was 4 scouts, a handful of templar and some dark archons?... why didnt you just plop down some starports and make carriers and corsair or something... =[ spend your resources =[

#8 Splitted~LiZarD[32989]
spider-we071.proxy.aol.com
nice br, if u write this after 1999 , therefor in 2000 way after this was made wrtie 2000.

2000

#9 -=SeiferDF=--[33363]
spider-tj021.proxy.aol.com
Great report br i love it!:)



P.S. I wanna play Monster Rancher map with you guys once we could have a 8 player 2v2v2v2 i wanna be on Marks Team!
:)




#10 Gb001[35995]
spider-ti084.proxy.aol.com
This report was hot. Cattle typed a great report while playing a great game.
#11 Lipton@[39553]
63.74.246.99
Hey was a nice Battle report, but one thing... you did some crazy stuff..!! Now first off all going gate,battery,forge then FOUR cannons is Straight NEWBISH!. Then you make buildings all the way up to his base so he will tank them?? Then you make 4 good anti terran units(DTS) and them waste them by making usless DarkArchons??? AND THEN you go scouts?!?! lol hehe you need a bit more practice... being serious here not trying to just flame or anything... you should have gone 2 gate goons get pretty fast gas, then tech to ethier reavers or DT's but keep mass Goons up and if he switches to Hard tanks go speed zealots and temps. You can do all of this and grab the whole map and go carriers. Thats a more "advance" way to do it.
#12 [41903]
buri.campus.vt.edu
True. But bear in mind that this report is now over 12 months old, and I'd only been playing Starcraft for a little while. Everything is easier in hindsight.
#13 DoomDragon[44165]
port9-30.gettysburg.supernet.com
Heh... ownage... the first 10 report :).

--Doom

#14 Elendale[48250]
205-213-43-226.sdlax.k12.wi.us
Nice report. Last comment.
-Elendale (:P Doom)
#15 ::nobody::[53377]
dt0f4n84.san.rr.com
i guess im last now :O

Ciao!
Nobo


#16 Dark-Berzerker[53968]
enc62.encode.com
no, i am
#17 King_[LSRS-13][54848]
c1081558-a.clmba1.mo.home.com
Wrong again.
#18 [56672]
henna.fgm.com
Yes, I still check these every couple months.
#19 Elendale[56805]
AC84D305.ipt.aol.com
Now I'm last!
-Elendale (And don't you forget it!)
#20 Snork~Dimmy[58387]
async6-per2-isp-4.nas.one.net.au
hahahaha, last!!

bye,
Snork~Dimmy


#21 BUU[61178]
spider-tp083.proxy.aol.com
mwhahaha
#22 Herminator[63599]
px4cl.gv.wave.shaw.ca
Wow, i just went back to re-read these, must've been a good game
anyway, this sure seemed weird, reading about Mark4's first days in NH... =]
Last Comment (Yea... Right)
8/23/2000

-Herm




#23 willwinforfood[63620]
d120-54.hcvlny.optonline.net
last. beat you all.
#24 mattkid[66387]
00-60-97-d5-1d-d0.bconnected.net
no im last

#25 Melvinator[66434]
proxy1-external.frmt1.sfba.home.com
No I'M last
#26 Wangsonn[66442]
fcs00gsp.gsp.bellsouth.net
muahhaha?
#27 Elendale[68370]
kundry.luther.edu
Last
-Elendale
#28 Eradicate~Me[69119]
spider-tr051.proxy.aol.com
LAST.
#29 ~ZC~K@O$[73933]
spider-mtc-tc052.proxy.aol.com
Very last

Peace
-kaOs
#30 [75544]
on-tor-blr-a58-02-631.look.ca
heh, before my time:)
#31 real[79025]
melcache01.powertel.net.au
im last.
29/12/2000
#32 PsiKIlla[79292]
edtn005234.hs.telusplanet.net
30/12/2000
#33 Core[80276]
proxy1-external.huntgtn1.wv.home.com
1/11/2001
I'm the last until the next guy =D
#34 ~CattleBruiser~[80417]
h80ad2586.async.vt.edu
Goodness.

1/14/01
#35 Hot~Rod-=nbk=-[80664]
proxy.sna.netsetter.com
I'm afraid that I'll have to be last. MWHAHAHAHAHA! Y'all find and play me some time. :P
#36 Somebody...[81076]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
I'm last now!!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!! lolz =) Damn, this game was weird, reading about Cattle and Mark4's first days...its like going back in time.

sby...
#37 Somebody...[81077]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
btw 1/19/00
#38 Somebody...[81078]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
god damnit 1/19/01 my bad

sby...
#39 Somebody...[81079]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
btw 1/19/00
#40 Somebody...[81080]
cc37120-a.ewndsr1.nj.home.com
I'm last now!!!! WHEEEEEEE!!!! lolz =) Damn, this game was weird, reading about Cattle and Mark4's first days...its like going back in time.

sby...
#41 Tiger-Fury[81091]
dial-148-240-64-58.zone-2.dial.net.mx
LOL
Great Report =) (BTW 01/19/01)
#42 jung[82764]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
bow to me 2/2/01
#43 Napoleic[82988]
proxy4-external.rdc1.bc.home.com
2001/2/5

omg how did the game last so long when CB didn't build any units for so long? I never even played sc when this was written but I gotta ask you, is this like how average players played back then?
#44 Slayangel[83500]
pool0165.cvx37-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net
No one will ever be last to comment on this!

Too bad mark4 never put his 2 cents in here... but then again you wer both newbies back then... imagine that!

CB you still out there? What are some of your smurf titles?

~Slay
#45 ~CB~[83648]
h80ad23a2.async.vt.edu
Nope, I don't play much anymore.
#46 archon6[83704]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
rite rite
#47 recklessrodent[87560]
nsoukonnikov.student.simons-rock.edu
I got last
hehe
#48 archon6[88351]
sc-66-27-186-128.socal.rr.com
bastard! 3/21/01
#49 MatriX(SR)[92329]
chpxy02-chrtr02.ne.mediaone.net
Owned. 4/14/01 :)
#50 ground-LOBP-[92505]
syr-66-66-31-168.twcny.rr.com
LAST weeeeeeeeeeeeee 4/17/01
#51 the()vermind[93604]
AC9E399C.ipt.aol.com
2 pictures, and this got a 9.5, how things change. 4/29/2001
#52 ground-LOBP-[93781]
syr-24-169-180-145.twcny.rr.com
Yeah, nobody has decent English skills anymore except the guys that run BR.com and me. 5/2/01
#53 Clock.Orange[93967]
d-207-5-221-112.s-way.com
The Winner is me! Last. 5/6/01
#54 ground-LOBP-[94050]
syr-24-169-180-86.twcny.rr.com
w00t I will always, and I mean always, have the last comment. thx gw 5/9/01
#55 [96122]
papaya.fgm.com
Cheers.
#56 the()vermind[96173]
ACBAE152.ipt.aol.com
A toast! To the continuation of the cattlebruiser era! 6/12/01. My god, i think my drink is poisoned!
#57 [i3x]M.D.S.-03[97861]
h24-71-229-243.fm.shawcable.net
I am the last one.... =Þ
#58 [97888]
pool-63.49.127.206.bltm.grid.net
Aye.
#59 Katome[98140]
c88882-001.powersurfr.com
Old BRs are funny :) WTF is a dinger?
#60 [98866]
papaya.fgm.com
Dinger = Observer.
#61 Friggin'_Famous[101253]
193.150.237.241
THe very last. Toast!
#62 striz[103370]
cr321359-d.etob1.on.wave.home.com
ah no I beg to differ! this is REALLY THE LAST (11/17/01) muahahahahahaha oh man that cracks me up. I have but enough energy left to make a life-changing statement:

"I LOOOOOOVE LETTUCE!"

I wonder how long people will continue to fight for the postion of last. I hold that crown until I am overtaken, once again.

Incidentaly, Dref is the coolest hipcat on the block, aight foo dawg?
#63 Disrupter64[104348]
NET-PPP63.CC.UREGINA.CA
HeHe I got the last comment :). by the way its (12/7/01). It's OVER!!
#64 Flint79[106861]
CPE00d0091ab1fd.cpe.net.cable.rogers.com
Over? I'm afraid not.
#65 JelloBug[107579]
proxy.ia2.marketscore.com
Last - January 21, 2002
#66 Shadow D'Arc[107707]
spider-tn011.proxy.aol.com
Last, HAHA Jello.
#67 ViRtuos0[113522]
sdn-ar-003nmalbuP254.dialsprint.net
69th comment on a cb report...i am gosu
#68 slainn[114140]
bgp559251bgs.eatntn01.nj.comcast.net
70th + last
4/12/02
#69 AbsoluteGeneus[114472]
spider-tq062.proxy.aol.com
I let slainn have some fun, but I will rule last comment!! MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!

4/16/02
#70 Wossname[114565]
p14229226.net.upc.nl
Congrats, Obsoletegenius
#71 slainn[114585]
bgp559251bgs.eatntn01.nj.comcast.net
both of you, die.

4/18/02
#72 AbsoluteGeneus[114759]
spider-mtc-tc011.proxy.aol.com
thx wossname
#73 slainn[115035]
bgp559251bgs.eatntn01.nj.comcast.net
last yep yep thank you very much.

4-24-02
#74 titans-thesoby/andy[115406]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
im last yepo
#75 fireblast![117622]
proxy.or4.marketscore.com
im last!
good one CB!
#76 titans-thesoby[118048]
station4.govwentworth.k12.nh.us
damn it im last !!!
#77 titans-thesoby[118747]
d-207-5-252-62.s-way.com
9/30/2007
#78 O.S.E[118990]
spider-ntc-tb064.proxy.aol.com
heh, great report. last for a little while ;)

6-3-02
#79 Bite_my_ass[120991]
yinglu.biosci.utexas.edu
Last.Y'all suck
#80 rojoc[122001]
200.49.159.37
I m last?
#81 ~CattleBruiser~[124319]
74-pool9.ras12.floca.tii-dial.net
Hi.
#82 OldElPaso[126035]
dialup-67.27.47.67.Dial1.Seattle1.Level3.net
So this was the first ten ever...

9/4/02 owned y'all
#83 [126162]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Whee.
#84 mistears[126233]
cpe-24-31-39-161.socal.rr.com
9/6/02

how long will this stay?
#85 [126368]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Forever?
#86 Lieutenant[126567]
adsl-67-39-1-238.dsl.dytnoh.ameritech.net
Last comment til someone else comes along.

t0tally p//ll3d, w00t, kekeke, -insert other fad words/phrases and goofball remarks so that later generations will look back on this and decide to put a swift and violent stop to it-

v^_^ n.n t.t >_< O_o *_* kill me. but kill you first.
#87 Crazster[133415]
202.130.72.52
Last :D
this is dec the 19 or 20th 2002. happy muahahahaha
i am gosu 89 on a cb report :)
#88 jimmy[135175]
144.139.223.154
#90, l33t

-NJ
#89 JLW[136746]
cache-mtc-am05.proxy.aol.com
LAST 02/23/03 ? I think
#90 [138283]
dialup-64.152.165.113.Dial1.NewYork1.Level3.net
Im last guys
#91 [138321]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Oh.
#92 [138322]
pcp660145pcs.prshng01.fl.comcast.net
Whoops.
#93 bang my mother[141149]
cache-mtc-am05.proxy.aol.com
hahaha I'm last!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
#94 Goldrush945[141655]
wnpgmb01dc2-res-35-181.mts.net
Muhahaha... Last.
#95 CMOT_dibbler[142145]
p14229226.net.upc.nl
Why didn't you MC an SCV and mine with a CC?
#96 Smeagol[143546]
cascade-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
im going for 100th comment...
#97 Smeagol[143547]
weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
wish me luck....
#98 Smeagol[143548]
weld-ext.nt.tas.gov.au
yay im so haxor and i own jooz all ^_^
nice report CB~ i went back to this report while reading ur latest one
oh yeah i hope im last :p
18/7/2003
#99 Sabotage[144547]
pool-68-160-205-235.ny325.east.verizon.net
omfg cattlebruiser im reading this right before im writing my report. you are teh man. thanks.
august 18, 2003!
#100 [145038]
CPE-144-136-65-249.nsw.bigpond.net.au
This owns all.

August 31, 2003 ^.^
#101 CbK_Chris666[145400]
pluto.goldnet.it
Muhaha, this was good. Oh wait, I didnt read it...
#102 [145990]
wc01.wlfdle.rnc.net.cable.rogers.com
dammit, I hate not having commented on these old gems . . . I remember reading it though ;]
#103 Paul[146455]
142.27.66.58
No real loss though.. Nice to read a game written well enough so that SS aren't needed.
#104 PeaceableGhost[152154]
adsl-68-250-42-194.dsl.sfldmi.ameritech.net
A CB report I hadn't commented on before? Horror.
#105 Seyar[155794]
213.175.169.2
how weird is that? last after 1.5 years!!!!

8 january 2005

btw, excellent reports CattleBruiser, killer nick and killer ultimate in footmen frenzy, I still explain it to everyone I pull into playing the map.
Camato Yannon rotflmao
#106 iLostMyTemple[156851]
24-168-28-239.si.rr.com
LAST! Feb. 19th 2005
#107 Jace[158642]
n218103244073.netvigator.com
Last - July 20 2005
#108 Heh[158643]
mail.mithis.hu
Not for long...
#109 Convider[163181]
74.12.121.184
I'm surprised that this report only got around 10 real comments... Amazingly well-written, as befits a ~CB~ report :p

Oh, and last 4/06
#110 PeaceableGhost[165068]
adsl-75-45-188-2.dsl.sfldmi.sbcglobal.net
3/2007.

This site is old... I mean, this last comment thing on this report is at least six years old...
#111 Greth[166308]
150.68-201-80.adsl-dyn.isp.belgacom.be
Last 2/7/02

LAG!!!1



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