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" Long ago, there was a boy, almost a man, who wished, on his birthday, to become a man. Sitting in his home, waiting for the world to see his strength, poise, and stature, he wished only to gain the respect and trust of his peers. What he got instead was Starcraft, and it was better then all that other shit. "
- LoZeR-X's The First Battle Report by LoZeR-X




#1 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[18033]
First Comment???
YEESSS..
Also first WC2 fiction??
OHH YESS!!
OR??
Im a comment whore, I even like bad comments.. so gimme!!




#2 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[18034]
Damn..
I got placed just after Limp_Bizkit666´s SC fiction report..
That cant be good..
When everyone has read his great work, they wont have the time or mood for another..
Oh well..
Hey preator!
It was you who made me do this..
Perhaps after 15 other ones, I can get to be half of your skill..
Can you rate your own posts??
If so, I´ll give this a fictional=6.3
Moo.









#3 Rumpelstiltskin (195.100.123.12)[18035]
Ehrm... first non-author comment is what counts :)

/Rump

#4 Night Stalker (t3o65p118.telia.com)[18037]
I really liked it. :)
Write more! :)
#5 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[18040]
Ok rump, U win.. u got it..
And thanx Night Stalker..
It warms coming from a fellow swede..
U are a swede right?? (telia ip)


#6 WilliamWC3 (huru27.wuh.wustl.edu)[18043]
This is verry good. I have thought about doing a story before but I think my fiction talents are somewhat lacking. You write well though and the gif at the top is cool. Write more soon. Oh yeah and I think all the peasants should respond to everything with "right ho."
#7 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[18055]
Yeah WWC3.. thanx..
and what about "i dont wanna do this" or "caaaptainn"
"go to work?"
hehe, I think I should have written:
the lonely peon stands on the shore, with a tear in his eye, staring after the ships. he makes a sound. "caaptainn??"
Five seconds later he is hit with a throwing-axe in his back..
the end.
heh






#8 (fjwilson.reshall.uc[18068]
Sniff... poor peon.

I enjoyed it Von Doom, but next time perhaps you can describe the polymorph instead of just saying dragon is sheep.
#9 Armpit (207.168.1.130)[18077]
Good storyline-awesome if English is your second lang.
One of these fiction reports is needed per Ghost-ladder report (in order to remain semi-literate in the english language). Keep it up =P
#10 (ncache1.ford.com)[18083]
Nice work. You describe life back in the days of Warcraft very well. I am looking forward to the next chapter.
#11 Night Stalker (t3o65p112.telia.com)[18093]
Yup, I am swedish...
#12 Laean (dtkim.reshall.ucsd.edu)[18147]
I liked it.
#13 Von Doom (194.218.16.3)[18187]
Thanx everyone..
I promise, next one will be with more effort..
Preator: I know, but I guess I wanted it to be in a stressed out kinda´ way.. the way one experiences it..
U know like if you are in a fight and suddenly this guy comes running at you, and while you contiue fighting you see in the corner of your eye how the man is shot down..
Suddenly he is not running, he is laying on the ground bleeding.. ach... I dont know..
I am ranting on about shiiiejjt..
it´s supposed to happen fast..
aw i dont know...
I´ll make a better one..
promose..
#14 JawaAvenger[55533]
d6-22.hntnny.optonline.net
Wouldn't it have been a peasant?
Peons are Orcs.



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