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#1 (rigel.tct.net)[17346]
What? You thought YOU were going to get the first comment?
#2 ExecutorDaanis (cx110054-a.pwy1.sdca.home.com)[17347]
1st the worst, second the best.
#3 1badassmarine (dialup2-7.solisys.com)[17348]
Third is the one with the hairiest chest!

Ummm....is that a good thing??? Oh well! :-)

1badassmarine



#4 Dabel (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[17350]
Hey... a tip, if you want to get a 10, make sure your report has annoying text color, staged pics, an unrefined look, and is ultra wide. Just helping you out. :)
#5 LunarSkyz::AE:: (dt0f7na9.san.rr.com)[17355]
Hot butter through a knife!! lol!!
#6 DFA (spider-wo063.proxy.aol.com)[17357]
Dabel..heh..=]

DFA

#7 Lt.Cmdr.Nate (we-24-30-105-18.we.mediaone.net)[17359]
GIVE IT UP FOR TYPOS!!!!! =)
#8 T_Mac (ts7-58t-25.idirect.com)[17380]
Ouch, dabels going on a rampage!
#9 (relay.atinc.com)[17423]
Dabel is right. Battlereports.com raters have totally destroyed every ounce of credibility by giving high marks to a report that he thought was a 9.0 at best. Really, we don't rate anyway, Johnny's set up a program that assigns random ratings to reports based on the number of porn sites that rater visits each day. None of us can read either (except Johnny), so JV has to do it that way.

I'm not even typing this message, I have 1,000 monkeys with 1,000 typewriters going to town until my translator finds the money with the rite message (see he made a typo).

When we all get together at the end of the month to conspire about who to keep down, we bring all of our monkeys... 12,000 monkeys do quite a lot of humping when together in the same room without their typewriters (which can scar an individual), so you can see how every month, we, the raters, become more and more brain damaged.

I just thought I'd own up to my part in the conspiracy... it's been nice knowing you all, because now that I've confessed, Mark4 will have to kill me. I remember when I could only get 9.5s and 9.8s... I knew it was all a conspiracy by ~CattleBruiser~ and .Praetor to cause me to want to kill myself over such horrible ratings, but I perservered. You can too.

BTW, this was a good report Patheto... I'll be sure and forward you any complaints though.











#10 patheto (216.129.31.125)[17437]
Hey, thx YRM! and i dont really need those complaints, do i?


Now i know why we are supposed to click the banners: you need the $ for the monkey food ;-)


#11 Dabel (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[17518]
LOL - nothing like starting some bitching on the site! No, don't get me wrong, I think for the most part this site has been great and very fair. For the most part. I simply contest one of the ratings, and like to continually bitch about it. Actually - in my own demented mind - that post up there was funny. Sorry, didn't mean to insult anyone here, just offering some greivences and maybe some (apparently miscommunicated) humor. I apolagize again, lets continue the lynching however!!!



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