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-Fractal_Wave




#1 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[12941]
Storm is imbalanced. I swear to god. Everything is against me. When I try to use the imbalace to my favor its always against someone thats good at countering the imbalance. It's not fair, and I was not winning, I only had 1 expansion and I think u had 3, 4 if u took the first one that I stopped. Needless to say I just wrote the br on the 100th loss. Happy now mark4? Storm is imbalanced. I had 5 gates making goons. I made 1 zealot the entire game, I think you made less. If I had known I was playing you, I would have gone zerg or terran, because I can counter storm on land as zerg, and tanks outrange storm. ( u owned me and alita99 in a 2v2 a while ago, but I was toss then too) I think I could beat your toss though, with my zerg, if I played it right, and didn't try to do anything stupid like mass goons (Doesn't work too well as zerg) I'm upset because my 100th loss came because of nohunters folks. I was 90-91 with that name at one point. Now I'm 140-100-ALargeNumber


Ur reports own, but I still think I could beat u with zerg if i played my best =]


#2 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[12945]
Good writing style, crap game.

Nuff said. =P

#3 C_Time (spc-isp-tor-uas-97-89.sprint.ca)[12949]
I didnt read the entire report, but the when i noticed you had colur on youre br, then I immediately concluded it was better than mine.

Anyways, gg!
And they should switch from using bengalaas to ursadons!
I give this report a golden ursadon.



#4 T_Mac (ts7-81t-45.idirect.com)[12950]
I dont know about that 2 gate at 12 thing, too many 4 poolers on ladder :(
#5 T_Mac (ts7-81t-45.idirect.com)[12951]
Oh, and that thing about double discers, my record is
6-3-3. Two of those were double discs! Dont ask about the third............(argh, dumb gay ()&U*^&^$ isp)
#6 Mark4 (1Cust31.tnt3.rdu1.da.uu.net)[12953]
Some things are universal truths. One of these is that T_mac was, is, and always will be a disconnector. =] As far as the 2 gate on 12 thing, a 4 pool or 6 pool hits before you get your first zealot from a 9 or 10 gate anyway. 6 pooling on temple is not a good idea unless you map hack cuz it's a 4 player start. I'd say a double 12 gate is safe unless you see the scout overlord float by you at the 9-10 probe mark.

About this report I'd just like to say "How much crack were you smoking exactly?" I mean really, do us all a favor and don't BR any game that you got a better than 10:1 kill ratio in. It just doesn't make for for a close game =p.





#7 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[12962]
Can't Blizzard fix the damn ladder so that disconnect equals win for the non-disco?? I know occasionally this would be unfair, but so many more times it would be super-fair.
#8 Johnny_vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[12967]
That's not possible TT boy. Using some hacker programs you can get the IP address of the guy you are playing and then Winnuke him so he loses his connection thus giving you a free win.
#9 Whoop (pool0642.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[12976]
This has to be the best report ever written. Not only does it make me look good (which im not) it also mentions a game in which i defeated Ahscar. Anyone who rates this less then a 10 is just too lame for words. I'm having a daughter in 2 weeks and im going to name here AQD3
#10 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[12979]
LOL!

I'm sure your wife won't mind that name Whoop. Hahaha

AQD3 is right though, Whoop ownz! (notice my "cool" use of the "z" at the end of "ownz")



#11 Mark4 (1Cust208.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[12983]
LOL

I knew there was a reason I didn't like this report! It makes whoop look good =] J/K

#12 Mark4 (1Cust208.tnt28.tco2.da.uu.net)[12985]
A counter to your arguement Johnny. Not many people are that into hacking that they would use winuke. And later versions of windows are supposed to be winuke free. But almost everyone knows how to disconnect. So I say disc=win is much the lesser of the two evils.
#13 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[12987]
Even though WINNUKE doesn't work, there are other programs that will ping your computer 1000's of time's causing incredible lag and most likely disconnecting your computer.

Sure there probably would be less people that do that, but they upper echelon of ladder would be full of hackers!

#14 StimmedCorsair (sdn-ar-002kylexiP088.dialsprint.net)[12988]
Um, if someone was into winnuke, instead of just discing when they are losing, they would winnuke you anyway, giving you the disc and them the draw.
#15 Ana (spider-wi011.proxy.aol.com)[12995]
Hey AQD3, if you start making some of ur own pics and putting them in BR's you would become one of the greats here at br.com.

PS= For those into Winnuke, there is a reversal prog out for it that takes what they do to you (I.e. discing you) and does it to them.

#16 ']['amaraw (203.172.21.187)[12999]
I don't care whether my opponent hacks/cheats/disconnects anymore. I just concentrate and play the best that i can. Learning from the game as much as possible (but i could never be like [DK]Freeman - plays so fast and is a complete macro whore, played him in a local tournament). I'm improving though, my last account got twice the number of losses as against wins. Now i've got an even number wins and losses.

Now for the BR, good game. I'll try to post a losing BR later, if its worth telling.

#17 Glak (dhcp-219-189.res.UMassD.Edu)[13021]
ok this is the wrong place to put this comment but I wanted someone to read it so I just threw it on the first gold report I saw, I figure more people read them. You should make a testing place. Like there is that cool battle report a bit above this one that I wasn't supposed to read but I am sure that everyone read it. So just make a second place for testing. Ok that's all, I'd say something mildy witty but I'm stupid today for some reason. Off to do my homework.
#18 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[13047]
Mark4 is jealous of AQD3. Mark4, you should come out of retirement and play this guy... I bet he could kick your ass if he had a good day and you had a bad day.
#19 Johnny_Vegas (staff-8.ahnet.net)[13051]
I played AQD3 the other day, and personally I think he'd probably beat Mark4. It would be close though.
#20 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[13055]
OMFG. My fellow site owners are turning on me. I would spank this roody poo little mass goon, no tactic having, newbie killing, good for nothing, one race/one map wonder in a heartbeat.

=]

#21 TheTeckMan (user-2ivec9m.dialup.mindspring.com)[13124]
<font face="comic sans ms" font color="blue"><i>AQD3 ownz his reports are the best!!!
#22 TheRubberDucky[88256]
crtntx1-ar3-097-196.dsl.gtei.net
I cant believe I fell for this joke for so long, It's so obvious to me know that I know mark4 = aqd3 =[
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#24 wakiki[154386]
cable-68-186-201-180.mtv.al.charter.com
Heh, last.



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