| #1 Whoop (pool0094.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[12628] |
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| I own |
| #2 Whoop (pool0094.cvx10-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[12629] |
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Wheh had to make my first comment short to make sure i was first hehe
DAMN i think we have the next YRM on our hands here. Great report of a shitty game. I liked before/after hehe
I think this report proves what I've been saying for a while. SKILL is imbalanced |
| #3 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip254.tucson4.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[12633] |
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| #4 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[12634] |
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| Nice br. Bad 3rd comment. Heh. And to think i invested 10$ in a copy of a program from this guy that said he owuld get me tiberian sun by christmas last year. Geez. We need a good computer store in lewisville. |
| #5 [5th]krebster (spider-wb033.proxy.aol.com)[12636] |
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| really good images i especially like the way u did the scores |
| #6 Von Doom (fridge1.volvo.se)[12638] |
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Whoa!!
Some pics were even better animated than YRM´s!!
That Psi storm one.. wow..
How tha H**L?? do ya make them??
16 hours of Photoshop??
This reports should be on the "News" section As:
"The egg guy made a superior report that matches even those of YRM!!!"
(hey Mark4 put that in the new section!)
BtW... More advertising for the NoHunters club at Yahoo!!
<a href="http://clubs.yahoo.com/clubs/NoHunters">NoHunters!!</a> |
| #7 DarkHawke (stj214.nf.sympatico.ca)[12644] |
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EGGFOO! YOUR REPORTS ROCK! THE NEXT PERSON YOU REPORT IS ME CAUSE YOU WANT TO AND I WANT YOU TOO ;)
Man, nice reports.
They are the same if not better than yrm.
Pictures rock, gifs and all.
" Before and after! " LOL!
Man you rock, so you gotta report me. |
| #8 Warphead (johnny.bath.ac.uk)[12645] |
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Nice report, especially the pics.
Get a better writing style, and you could be the next <b>YRM</b> =) |
| #9 DFA (spider-tk011.proxy.aol.com)[12647] |
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I agree, You have a good Style, but..Pics were great and writeing was ok to follow, i think you just need a good battle to write on. Pic, i did enjoy seeing the stats at the end, Great BR, but not quite up to YRM's writing ability, i don't think anyone can write as well as him. and it's the truth so don't ask for bread with your wine!!
DFA |
| #10 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[12649] |
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Nice reports EFY! Almost up to YRM standards. Egg Foo Young, I was going to light up the lame battles that were over once the tank push started, but since you did them as a favor to Holy Anarchy I understand and will not flame. Next time get some better battles.
You obviously spent a lot of time and effort on these reports. It shows. Keep up the good work, and ask some of the big boys at NH if you can report their games. |
| #11 Stormwolf (magpie2.uq.net.au)[12654] |
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Damn good report man..
Piccy's are kewl as
Especially that animated tank push one :) |
| #12 VRAM1974 (depth.martinet.com)[12655] |
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| I dunno, the animated tank push lagged on me and all the pictures were screwed. Time for a reboot maybe and then I'll comment but if it isn't my fault then seriously you have nothing on YRM. |
| #13 Toilet-Duck- (wiley245h088.roadrunner.nf.net)[12657] |
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Lemuroo,
"Did you ever know that you are my hero?
you're everything I would like to be.
I can fly higher than an eagle,
because you are the wind beneath my wings."
great report. 8`) |
| #14 Blank (253.hartford-03-04rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[12660] |
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Yeah, some of the animated Gifs got messy on me, but you did a pretty good job at spicing up a report that TOTALLY sucked.
Still though, an 8 was alittle much, IMO... but I guess pics are getting graded higher than before
Blank |
| #15 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[12661] |
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Animated GIFs... Bremen and Papyrus fonts... Single color screened background shots... Maroon and Navy colored fonts in the subheads etc...
Nice. I recognize all of your tricks... I thought the animated scores picture was a great way of showing all the scores in less space.
I liked the hydra drop gif the best because it was clean, with nothing cut up in the later frames. Neato. |
| #16 DFA (12.8.134.194)[12662] |
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ohhhh the wind beneath my wings.. fllllllllyyyy ..ahem. yeah I did notice that the pics were funny, there was creep were there wasn't suppose to be?? some of the areas blacked out? yeah if you could fix that it would be great=] oh yeah before I forget
Whoop = Comment Whore. also, I think whoop take 9 out of 10 first comments=] |
| #17 Silent Strike (47.freehold-03-04rs.nj.dial-access.att.net)[12665] |
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Poor games, well done report though.
Had the game been good, I am sure you would get a 9+. |
| #18 Holy (198.111.46.52)[12666] |
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| Wow, see, this is why I asked you to do a BR with me. I finally got in an Animated GIF. =D. I also asked because I enjoyed your first BR, and thought that you would do a better job here, which you did. Awesome collages. TO lemuroo: Sorry about getting disced, I got an idle message and I didnt notice and was kicked of. No sense to Disc on UMS. Great report Egg, I look forward to being in future ones. |
| #19 Holy (198.111.46.52)[12667] |
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| WHAT TT!? I've been hanging in NH for about a year now, and I STILL am not a big boy? !!!!!! Thats mean. I challenge your ass. =). Egg can report! =D |
| #20 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[12668] |
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| I accept your challenge Holy. I will be on tonight starting at 10 pm EST. Of course I never said I was a big boy either. I am just a little T.T.Boy. I will play you now that I know your tricks, thanks to my favorite chinese dish Egg Foo Young. That would be cool to be in a report by Egg, but showing me getting a beatdown wouldn't be that cool. |
| #21 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[12669] |
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| Nice report egg foo you're very skilled with the graphics. Also I totally agree with that "surrender" when you say gg. No need in wasting my time god damn it! |
| #22 Mark4 (208.255.155.251)[12672] |
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I wonder how many people realized this is YRM smurfing as egg?
=]
Hehe. Or maybe not. |
| #23 NaiLz (liam.pekin.net)[12673] |
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I doubt its YRM...VERY good report nice picture and good writing about a somewhat "not good game" also no offense maybe just my personal opinion but YRM OWNZ at all report and no one will be able to compare( at least what ive seen yet) But Yes you are a very good BR writer ; )
-NaiL |
| #24 Fractal_Wave (proxy2.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[12675] |
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This is what I wish my BRs were like. ~Nice~ work. Good pix, good writing. Keep 'em coming.
All the Best,
Fractal_Wave |
| #25 .Praetor (fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu)[12676] |
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| Nice! I liked it alot. Your pictures are top-of-the-line, if not the only ones at the top =). Improve your writing style, and you've got 10's in your future. I might suggest not picking as strong a theme next time. There's a difference between a theme enhancing writing and dominating a report. |
| #26 Nutling (s89-179.resnet.ucla.edu)[12687] |
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| The graphics were nice, but don't even say they are better than YRM's. I didn't read the report, so that's all. |
| #27 BomberII15 (spider-we043.proxy.aol.com)[12689] |
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Excellent report, the only reason, as someone said above, that you din't get an 8-9 is that the games were pretty one sided. Awesome graphics and good writing though, so keep writing.
Later
BomberII15 |
| #28 MikeyMonty (spider-wk074.proxy.aol.com)[12690] |
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| Awesome dude, more! |
| #29 (spider-we043.proxy.aol.com)[12692] |
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| Whoops look like it got bumped to an 8.3 *Bomber precedes to put foot deep in to mouth* |
| #30 Khorne_wargod (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[12709] |
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Hey anarachy...
you must have been tired. Yeah thats it yeah. Anyway T.T.Boy Me and HolyAnarchy{GK} will beat you and whoeveer you want in 2v2 saturday night be there.
Khorne_wargod~"if you want sympathy look between symmetry and sympyhony in the dictionary." |
| #31 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[12731] |
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| I own holy anarchy. That's my greatest accomplishment |
| #32 Lemuroo (nor-90-60.Reshall.Berkeley.EDU)[12734] |
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One thing that really bugs me mr. egg-foo young.
egg-foo young isn't a chinese dish. its some bastardized chinese food so altered to fit american taste buds that. . .well. . .its not really chinese anymore =(
bah. like kung pao chicken ::shudder:: |
| #33 DFA (spider-wo051.proxy.aol.com)[12741] |
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Is it me or is there some tension between PR and TRD? or how about Chow young fat?
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| #34 Kung_Pao (207-244-59-109.unnamed.cdc.net)[12751] |
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| This was a great BR EggFooYoung, I don't care what anyone says. Great pictures, great writing I though. I mean come on guys, look who he was writing a report for. If YRM ever wrote for two players who suck, he might get an 8.3. And for lemuroo, I am sorry we can't make our names after traditional chinese dishes. I am just a lonely American that likes to go to chinese restaraunts. But anyways, great report, keep up the good "br"ing. |
| #35 Holy (spider-wc052.proxy.aol.com)[12760] |
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| Grrrrr.....I dont suck all around, just vs certain race or situations. |
| #36 Holy (spider-wc052.proxy.aol.com)[12761] |
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| Kung, I bet I could whoop your foriegn loving ass. =). I'll be on tonight from 9-1:00 eastern |
| #37 Mr. Merf (dial-up240.twistedpair.net)[12765] |
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Well-done, even if the play wasn't as cool as the reporting=P
Khorne, what's a sympyhony?=0 |
| #38 DFA (spider-tk022.proxy.aol.com)[12771] |
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| sympyhony = Nothing/Nada/Not a word/Nunca/NO |
| #39 Sweet'N'Sour (1Cust40.tnt8.chattanooga.tn.da.uu.net)[12776] |
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| Wow, this is definitely a KICKASS report, and ya the game sucked but i read the NOTE:. yes.. definitely good pics, maybe even better than YRM's, but who am i to say for I am just a Lonely Sauce with out pork chicken or shrimp. |
| #40 Ahscar-X (ABD803B2.ipt.aol.com)[12784] |
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EFY.. wow you already have your own abbr.. Anywho nice pictures and good detail on whatever details you had to work with.. I think with a good game and admittance into the battlereport.com staff, you can definitely reach up there and get a 10. Good luck on your next report.
Ahscar-X |
| #41 Amber-X (tnt1-205.highertech.net)[12790] |
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LOL.. the A-X silence is just as broken as Dan Quayle's carreer. Guess since the silence is broken I'll make some noise. For those of you that don't know what's up... ignore the following. Everyone read what applies to you (you'll know it if it does).Don't ask how I know shit if I say shit. Just read it:<br>
<li>Darkhawke... you're a fucking idiot. Look up sarcasm in the dictionary one day. Idiot</li>
<li> Stop comparing people to YRM. Different styles.. apples and oranges basicaly. Same kinda things (br, food) but completely different.</li>
<li>YRM's writing can be matched. Read a book, read a magazine. Read people who get paid to write. They match and beat YRM. So stfu people. For someone writing for the sake of writing, it's very good. But I hate to dissapoint you people, more then one person gets that gift.</li>
<li>EFY is not YRM, Mark4, and you know that. Funny post though. I thought at least.</li>
<li>Chinese food clan, who are you? You show up out of nowhere, who's smurfs are you?</li>
<li>Nice page, yes I click the banners. Good job on coding and upkeep.</li>
<li>Cat got your tongue (errr... fingers?) EFY? Maybe you're tired of compiling all those 100+ screens into that one minimap pic. How many pics did you take total? When's the next report coming out and what can we expect? A 10 I hope.Thanks for using this bullet code earlier, I like it so much I copied it.</li>
I've been watching this place for a while. Just thought I'd put my 2 cents in. Man... EFY, your reports just kick ass. I was dissapointed when I didn't see any lately cause I thought maybe you were doing a 1 time thing. You did something original and that comes around only rarely (and thanks for the lack of speech bubbles, that one in your last report is forgivable though). I like the themes you do and how you try to stick to them. Can't wait to see what you'll pull off next. Amber is not my real name, it's my girlfriend's, and I love her very much. It's how I justify playing as much SC as I do. Good night people. LOL.. A-X hates me now probably... these were my opinions and not connected to A-X in any way, anyways, i'm their suckiest member. |
| #42 Holy (167.detroit-13-14rs.mi.dial-access.att.net)[12791] |
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About 5 minutes into the 1st game he told me he already had 50 screen captures...
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| #43 Eggfoo-young (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[12818] |
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Amber... you jackass. Now I gotta comment. Umm... Chinese food clan is what it is. We're a bunch of chinese food, not little blue things. Umm.. back to the bullets to explain some things. <br>
<li>Gotta love the bullets</li><br>
<li>No I was being eaten like you eat Amber probably. Really, I had an exam the next day and was sleeping all weekend cause I was up till 6 or 7 studying.</li><br>
<li>You looked it up eh? Yeah, over 100 pics in the minimap compressed. Took about an hour. </li><br>
<li>First game, almost 200. Second game like 250.</li><br>
<li>Next report comes out when I find a good game. No offense to anyone, but now that I've tested the waters and know Ahscar's subtle comment is true, I'm not hoping for a ten. Seems like someone gave me a 7 on this game so there's obviously some tension here. Who, I don't know or care. I do br's for the sake of br's. This means no more requests. I'm gonna watch a bunch of games and only report when a really messed up game comes along. </li><br>
<li>Expect something different. That's what I strive for. Expect something way different, already got the idea, just need the game. Some will like, some will hate, but that goes with everything I post here.</li><br>
<li>Time to cook some beef in brown sauce for some friends here at Tech, good income and good food. Cya'll later.</li><br><br>Ohh yeah... I'm gonna spend time on the next report. This one was a shitty one day deal. So expect something better then this peice of shit 8.3. They're gonna instate a platinum bengalass for me. :) |
| #44 Eggfoo-young (r67h91.res.gatech.edu)[12819] |
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Amber... you jackass. Now I gotta comment. Umm... Chinese food clan is what it is. We're a bunch of chinese food, not little blue things. Umm.. back to the bullets to explain some things. <br>
<li>Gotta love the bullets</li><br>
<li>No I was being eaten like you eat Amber probably. Really, I had an exam the next day and was sleeping all weekend cause I was up till 6 or 7 studying.</li><br>
<li>You looked it up eh? Yeah, over 100 pics in the minimap compressed. Took about an hour. </li><br>
<li>First game, almost 200. Second game like 250.</li><br>
<li>Next report comes out when I find a good game. No offense to anyone, but now that I've tested the waters and know Ahscar's subtle comment is true, I'm not hoping for a ten. Seems like someone gave me a 7 on this game so there's obviously some tension here. Who, I don't know or care. I do br's for the sake of br's. This means no more requests. I'm gonna watch a bunch of games and only report when a really messed up game comes along. </li><br>
<li>Expect something different. That's what I strive for. Expect something way different, already got the idea, just need the game. Some will like, some will hate, but that goes with everything I post here.</li><br>
<li>Time to cook some beef in brown sauce for some friends here at Tech, good income and good food. Cya'll later.</li><br><br>Ohh yeah... I'm gonna spend time on the next report. This one was a shitty one day deal. So expect something better then this peice of shit 8.3. They're gonna instate a platinum bengalass for me. :) |
| #45 .Praetor (fjwilson.reshall.ucsd.edu)[12843] |
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I wouldn't say there is tension among the raters, just different opinions and different tastes. It's not like we can pressure the other raters anyway, since we have no access to who voted when and what rating they gave.
As for the platinum bengalaas, Johnny has interesting ideas on bengalaasi tradition. He almost had me hunted down as a heretic when I suggested a golden kakaru or rhynadon =). Good luck though. |
| #46 Khorne_wargod (hl137-192-65-122.Hyperlink.Onvoy.com)[12860] |
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egg foo young want to report a 2v2 between me and HolyAnarchy{gk} vs T.T.Boy and HisPartner?
probally will be on thursday or saturday night.
if you want to e-mail me at Khorne_god_of_war@yahoo.com
P.S. How cool is that I got an e-mail just for SC |