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#1 [IceBerG] (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12225]
Hello... please state your comments below. If you are Whoop, please feel free to stfu because you are "gay". ;-p
#2 Pitt (res6486.student.nd.edu)[12226]
Heh damn I thought I'd get numero uno. Nice fox-files type BR man!
#3 (205.188.198.177)[12227]
Although this was interesting and written well people need to realize that most days aren't that eventful, and police work isn't that exciting/glamorous.
#4 [5th]Krebster (205.188.198.177)[12228]
Although this was interesting and written well people need to realize that most days aren't that eventful, and police work isn't that exciting/glamorous.
#5 err wtf (205.188.198.177)[12229]
that was messed up
although i suppose it just reinforced the point i tried to make
#6 [IceBerG] (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12233]
Yes, I agree. That is what I was trying to stress with the paperwork comments. It also depends on the area. The area my friend works is a high crime area. Sort of like, which bad guy do you arrest. For the most part we sat around waiting for paperwork, a wagon (to take the arrestee away), and other people. From what I understand, even though it is a high crome rate area, I still had an abnormally strange night. btw- It was also a Saturday..
#7 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[12236]
I don't know if it be a good thing if people who are trying to be original by copying you start really stretching this theme into, "My night working at McDonalds: a battle for Money" or "The Fight I had in School" reports, but I enjoyed this.

Sounds like a job that I don't want to trade my cushy graphics job for.

#8 [5th]Krebster (spider-wk063.proxy.aol.com)[12240]
blah id rather be a cop than wash dishes =]
#9 Rychean (RIO-DHCP1870.mcit.com)[12241]
Cool, I was waiting to hear the details. I give the report an 7 for clarity and flow. I felt like I was in the SV, I mean SUV. I must also commend that strategy and deployment of units. Very efficient tactics results in minimal bloodshed and the protection of the innocent. It is not a typical BR that we are accustomed to on this sight, but I rate it anyway. (flame me if you don't like it) Besides Ice wrote it, that right there gets it an 7.

:)



#10 JSH (nscs11p4.remote.umass.edu)[12242]
Well so much for that long gold streak, plenty of silvers and bronzes on the front page now. :)

Good BR Ice, I thought it was original and involving. Nice work!

#11 Johnny_Vegas (fink.ahnet.net)[12244]
Great "Police Report" Ice. But it needed more screenshots! =p
That did sound like an exciting day as a cop. That'd be a fun job, but also a pain in the ass.
#12 ronin (stn27.esf.edu)[12245]
may i comment ice?
#13 probe (dt120nc0.tampabay.rr.com)[12246]
no u may not ronin
#14 Ice (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12248]
Hmmmm, let me think about it ronin.
#15 Ice (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12250]
Hmmmm, let me think about it ronin.
#16 T.T.Boy (ncache1.ford.com)[12258]
This was a real battle report, unlike the fantasy BS that we little boys play and write about on our computers into the night. My hat is off to the men and women in blue who risk their very lives every day to protect and preserve the right of the rest of us computer game freak nerdy children to play our silly games. If I offended any nerds or non-nerds my apoligies.
#17 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[12262]
What TTboy said. And then some

It's not StarCraft, but it'll do. You write very well.
;)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave





#18 Bob the Newt (242835hfc225.tampabay.rr.com)[12274]
I enjoyed it, But wouldn't it be better to post something like this on shockwave instead of BR.com?
#19 Thundercracker (84.milwaukee-03-04rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[12281]
kewl change of pace which is nice. as far as that twit that killed himself. methinks (and I know I will get a lot of crap for this) he did the gene pool a favor.
#20 [IceBerG] (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12283]
Thundercracker, I agree with you, as do the majority of officers. Got to love the Darwin awards. It ended the best way it could, a) He didn't have a shoot out b) He didn't hurt anyone else (Wrecks and stuff), and he didn't force the cops into a suicide by police. The officers that were right there when it happened were a little shaken as it was. Not everyday someone blows their brains out when you're next to them.
#21 Alita99 (proxy1.frmt1.sfba.home.com)[12333]
[IceBerg],

Good thing your friend didn't have to fire a shot that day. I understand there's a whole set of separate paperwork for EACH bullet discharged. Imagine the reports our little marines have to fill out when (and if) they get back to base! =)





#22 psst... (216.20.43.13)[12402]
Marines in SC arent real in case ya didnt know
#23 Whoop (pool0295.cvx12-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[12404]
Hahaha Ice I bet you were thinking I didnt care!

hahahaha this report needs some pics of that hot female officer. Preferably nude

#24 [IceBerG] (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12433]
Whoop, I agree 1000000000%. It was pretty hard not to stare at her. btw- I saw her punch my friend for a comment he made... I FELT IT!!! OUCH!@!@!@!!!!
#25 Mark4 (nas-46-151.boston.navinet.net)[12577]
Cool. I rather liked this.

The essence of this site is the "war story." Ever since the first time someone hauled off and wacked his buddy in the head because of the boneheaded move he made during the mastadon hunt, the best part has been telling the story around the campfire that night.

This site is trying to be the on line equivalent of that campfire. Reports of any type of "battles" are welcome as long as they are well written and entertaining. And this certainly fits that description. Thanks for a cool report Ice.



#26 [IceBerG] (ip-205-40.phx.fr.dancris.com)[12594]
Hey Mark, I appreciate that comment, thanks. Um.. well... guess that's it. Let's hear it for comment #26 <B><I><FONT SIZE = 26><Marquee> WHOO HOOOOOOOOO!!!!! </b><i></FONT></Marquee>
#27 TheTeckMan (user-2ivecgi.dialup.mindspring.com)[12623]
Nice original br although (thankfully) there wasn't an actual <b>BATTLE</b> *praying the bold tag works*. I'd give it an 8 but the italics were kind of annoying. nice animation to.



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