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-Phuckin-Retard




#1 Hawke (stj211.nf.sympatico.ca)[11035]
sorry red font
meow=[
#2 Blank (117.hartford-11-12rs.ct.dial-access.att.net)[11038]
could this report

be

anymore

choppier?

=]

Try using paragraphs (meaning 3-4 sentences in a group)=] Screenshots in the report IMO, are better than all the screenshots at the end. Aside from that, not much to say... the game didn't seem to exciting, IMO, but oh well

Blank











#3 Fractal_Wave (proxy1.gvcl1.bc.wave.home.com)[11041]
Not a bad report...but MAN.
#1.) Blink tags
#2.) red font
#3.) Lack of coherent paragraphs...

Annoying to read...but it's always good watching heart own people.
;)

All the best,
Fractal_Wave








#4 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[11042]
The game wasn't real exciting, your right. I was never really in the game. Hawke is right, I was on drugs when coming up with my build order. I tried to give heart something he wouldn't expect. My actual goal was to have 3 gates worth of zealots as well as reavers and observers when the tanks arrived. Of course, it didn't work out.
My robo facility was still warping when the push began :(




#5 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[11045]
After that game I beat two sub-Heart terran players using heavy metal. I think I found a strat that works. I went for ultra-quick goons and sent them immediately to the enemy base. Both times I couldn't get through so I just kept them outside his choke. It took them forever to push the goons out and I was able to kill a few tanks each time they had to unseige. This made it so they had to start the push in there base. At this point I expanded twice and proceeded to get my reavers plus 395209327094 zealots. I then just rushed in the front and dropped a few troops off in back, game over. The second game I actually used corsairs with gay-web. This made it 850583283 times easier. I guess the crack had finally passed through my system.
#6 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11046]
Damn. You mean persain didn't win? if he did, then in effect, I'd own heartcutter, because persain thinks I own him
#7 MikeyMonty (spider-tj064.proxy.aol.com)[11047]
Eh, don;t feel bad Persian. THanks to my manhandling of my supply limit I got raped by ultras the other day as terran, and my toss partner got owned by heavy metal. It was a bad game on my part, I didn't have enough tanks to help out against either ultras r terran push.
#8 <img "http://www.3dgraphicworks.com/jwp/hc.jpg"> (office-193.x.beyond.com)[11049]
Good report. That 1 vulture assault can be a real asskicker, if I can control him as well as build, expand and tech at the same time.

Whew. Some days it's hard to be a terran.

-HC


#9 Savage']['eaCup (proxy3-external.elcjn1.sdca.home.com)[11054]
a 10? hrmm...
#10 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip203.tucson4.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[11055]
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#11 <font color="#FF0000">Twip</font><font color="#333333"> (1Cust31.tnt4.cle1.da.uu[11062]
</font><font color="#FF0000" size="2">Lay off, Rhetard. I wanna see you writing some reports. :D Meow.</font>
#12 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[11077]
At least during the game the observers were saying, "man, heart is good," instead of "damn, that Persian really sucks."
#13 Henry_HO (24.113.31.224)[11089]
hehe good report :) and good job heartcutter.
i like the barrack & supply at chock
#14 Thundercracker (152.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[11145]
No not again I have had nightmares about rubber duckies since I was a wee little laddy, they scare me more than being under an exploding Overlord. good report cept it was red and kinda hard to actually read content was a little shaky more like you were talking about a game to a buddy and trying to cook dinner and watch sportscenter all at the same time but it was way better than :: i KILLED THIS d00D ON $$$_+hunters rulz::"?> MAP AND i BACDKSTABBED MY ALLY AND i WON i OWNAGED(([5th] garrett))HIM WASNT THAT KEWL??. I'd give it a 5 and 2/3 it was a good br but not great : )
toodles
#15 Von Doom (d3o943.telia.com)[11185]
Phew!!
Strange..
The report had annoying text, and pics in the back (though they were good) But still the game was so entertaining that this is a 7.4
I LOVE to read about HC kicking ass..
just like I dream of doing myself..
Oh well.. Keep writing.. with peeps like this in it, U cant miss..
Moo.
#16 +Whoop (pool0412.cvx26-bradley.dialup.earthlink.net)[11271]
Hey Persian Im glad u learnt from your mistake. Make him push across the map till you can get your econ running. Try to damage his economy in the meantime via psi raids. Once you've got the proper strat it all comes down to practice.
#17 Persian (proxy1-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[21054]
Wow this report is old.



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