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-Heartcutter




#1 [5th]Garett (spider-tr044.proxy.aol.com)[10758]
First comment wooooooooo
#2 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip172.tucson4.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10777]
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#3 Spuzz (198.183.227.2)[10781]
Retard, this is ridiculous. There is no reason to be so abusive--use constructive criticism.
#4 SnowSquall (a11c050.neo.rr.com)[10783]
Hey, at least PR's name is truth-in-advertising. :)

C'mon, why take his comments seriously.. he's not taking it seriously, so why should anyone else? If you don't like it just ignore it and go on...I'm almost looking forward to getting trashed when I do finally make my next report (someday soon!)

#5 Persian-POW (proxy2-external.rdc1.az.home.com)[10788]
<font size="20" color="pink">PR > Gay</font>

I just want my next report flamed by the flaming homosexual himself. I just hope this got me one step closer.

#6 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip36.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10792]
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#7 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip110.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10807]
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#8 Bob the Newt (2428hfc35225.tampabay.rr.com)[10808]
HEY! I really like Rhetard's commentss. I was very dissapointed that he liked my BR and didnt suggest what should be done to me and/or my ass. Next BR I'm just going to have to personally insult him.
#9 Von Doom (fridge2.volvo.se)[10812]
Hiya..
First of all..
Sure, flame on PR, but dont take up so much space..
Mark4, make it so that PR only can comment a maximum of 3 lines.. hrrmm..
Nice story, it was rather clumped up and hard to read cuz of the lack of "<BR>"´s.. but i thought it had action..
BAM SLAM POW!! heheee almost like one of those old comic books... Pics would have been kewl, of the swarm push especially but if ya cant ya cant..
I give this report:
A "6.5 Moo"






#10 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[10819]
Some suggestions.
1 - Use that tool Johnny created to upload up to five pics... see the Guide To Graphics... Keep the JPGS under 50k or it won't work.

2 - This report wasn't bad and it wasn't great. I'd take what you wrote here as a jumping off point in the future. Call this a draft, then go back through and clean up some of your writing and shorthand. It only takes about 15 minutes on a report this size, and you'll get a better score.

Sorry if I seem harsh, I'm going to Phucking Rhetard school for "How to Win Friends and Influence People" next week.

Two things to keep in mind about the level of flaming...
1 - The site administrators have already warned about this, if it continues, and they don't do anything, they establish themselves as pansies who don't back up their polite requests. Expect something to happen eventually here, and don't bitch about free speech when it does.

2 - Free speech still can have consequences. For example, if I go to my father-in-law's house, and call him a short little wop and I hope he gets a gay experience with 30 men in an ally... well, he's gonna do something about it. It's his house after all. Funny as they may be at times, I expect that the flaming will run into a wall at some point, and alot of people will mistakenly believe that any amount of censorship on a privately owned site is wrong.

Just my prediction, and I hope things calm down and it doesn't happen like that.











#11 Necrosausage! (N039P002.dipool.highway.telekom.at)[10825]
Rhetard is fun - dont be such lame asses ppl, if you dont like his flames, ignore them

Dont take him too serious tho :)

#12 Thundercracker (80.milwaukee-01-02rs16rt.wi.dial-access.att.net)[10832]
Now what does the toss have? Now what does Zerg have? How the bloody hell should I know I wasnt playing in your game but if I was I would be crying to myself at night in my room wondering if I should ever show my face on bnet again.. lessee guarding expansions is good?..it is??? wow...my whole outlook on the game is now different...you are supposed to be protecting you investments??? holy crap who knew?? somone go tell heartcutter and YRM they will be able to take on everyone with that info...it is vitaly important that this information be sent to the highest level I am emailing it to the president to tell him that we should keep an armed force stationed somewhere in the US and abroad so that we might be able to(if threatened)defend ourselves. wow i had an epiphany i am gonna lie down now my head hurts
#13 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10848]
Phuckin, you seem to think that 100% cussing will scare me off from you, or do something. Guess again.
#14 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10852]
Also, one more thing, you seem to think that if I hated retards, i'd be racist, right? <b>WRONG</b> even if i did hate retards, which you misspelled in relation to this situation, then i'd be prejudice, it's almost the same thing as racist, just for other things. Like people such as yourself.



I still haven't said anything that'd be bleeped out in courtroom tv or something


#15 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[10855]
If the score for this piece of drivel doesn't drop I'm firing half the raters.
#16 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[10858]
Whoops. Wrong report. I meant the one a few reports above,and it's score just dropped to 3. Don't take it personally =]
#17 +Goofy+ (139.182.170.84)[10860]
Heehee!

Hell, PR, you make Whoop look like a daisy-plantin', peace-lovin', Deadhead-listenin' heroin child.

Ritalin, brother. Ritalin.

#18 IPLayThisToMuch (1Cust179.tnt5.har1.da.uu.net)[10861]
i was right i now have to change my nam eon b,net. o yea and phuckin dickhead, im sorry but how many brs have u written? i would rally like to add MY comments, i think u need to hear what i have to say about yours, thank you YRM and well kinda to mark4, but think about this PR, this was my damn first br, what was urs the first time u wrote one if u even did? YRM what was ur first ones score, o yea and sorry i dont use big colors and animated shots, i dont work for a god damn photo graphics company, and have a degree in the shit, so dont expect that. well i hope that i can see some PR reports. ill add my comments, look at his if he has any, ill be there at the bottom, with MY ideas.
#19 Mark4 (strangers.bragg.army.mil)[10864]
Click on that little button to the left labeled "search engine", type in rhetard in the author block, hit go, and comment away.

Same goes for YRM and me. Except YRM didn't suck at first, he just didn't have all the technique he does today.
#20 YourRoleModel (relay.atinc.com)[10867]
Again... I don't expect you to have Photoshop or a degree. This wasn't a travesty or anything... it just could have been cleaner, with simple cropped pictures of key events uploaded. Not anything that requires a degree.

Keep trying.

By the way. My first report was a 7.5 and I messed up half of the graphic uploads. My second report was a 6.5 and I messed up 4/5 of the graphics. After that, my lowest score was an 8.8, which I got two times. My current average score per report is about 9.0

The first use of speech baloons in my reports came in "Ode to the Book of Heartcutter" and I used ONE. This is where I really started to develop a style that solidified over the next few reports as distictly my own.

The first few reports are always harder, and the standards on this site continually rise. Don't worry about it.
#21 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[10869]
PR's first report got a 4.3,yours got a 5.0, and mine got a 6.7. I still say that if YRM was posting a few months earlier, he'd be the only one with 10's
#22 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip170.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10903]
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#23 Mr. Merf (dial-up218.twistedpair.net)[10943]
Well, I 'commented' on one of Rhetards reports, for the sheer hell of it. I tell ya, flaming is fun. Even if it is Rhetarded... I don't mind reading them, though. The one here was so desperate sounding that it was funny.=] We'll have to test that castration oath, though: it might have a beneficial effect on the gene pool...;-)

Anyway, not a bad game. Sounds like one I played once... With myself as 'Toss...
#24 SALDAR(pls spell right d00d) (209-30-250-139.flash.net)[11211]
lol ducky u meanie
#25 TheRubberDucky (dfiatx100-044.dsl.gtei.net)[11494]
You got 27 times more comments then my frist br got. I got 1. Lucky me.



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