| #1 Mark4 (63.20.188.176)[10469] |
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| Pretty good report for an entirely one sided game =p. I'd say a little more attention to the details could help out the report a lot, along with a few quotes from the players are certain points in the game. |
| #2 Bullseye (216.67.7.89)[10471] |
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Aye aye, cap'n. Thanks for the input.
-Bullseye |
| #3 T_Mac (216.154.33.215)[10472] |
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| Hehe, i liked the way you mentioned that i started an expansion, and had my gates before mark :) But thats just cuz he says making two gates at 12 is better than 1 at 10 and 1 at 12 :( Anyways, pretty good report, and i cant believe i missed a lurker ! I suck so bad |
| #4 T_Mac (216.154.37.56)[10473] |
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| Hehe, i liked the way you mentioned that i started an expansion, and had my gates before mark :) But thats just cuz he says making two gates at 12 is better than 1 at 10 and 1 at 12 :( Anyways, pretty good report, and i cant believe i missed a lurker ! I suck so bad |
| #5 PhunTyme (205.183.16.190)[10475] |
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| Cool report but I thought scarabs were only 15 minerals not 29.95 :P |
| #6 Blank (12.79.37.228)[10477] |
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Like a midget at a urinal, Excalibur_Z was going to have to keep on his toes...
that was the funniest one-liner I've heard in awhile=]
The report itself, unfortunetly, sucked. The game (like everyone already said) was one sided, and extremely standard for a 2on2. One team double rushes (pretty much killing off one opponent) and the last opponent pretty much turtles to see how long he can live.
Tip to the terran: If your going to use a bunker at your choke, put your barracks/supply depots there as well (so zealots have to run through the structures to get to your marines/barracks)... if your not going to do that, put a bunker near your SCV line (so once you see the horde of zealots coming, you can surrond your bunker with 10 scv's repairing... =] Try getting zealots to take THAT out=])
Blank |
| #7 Phuckin-Rhetard (38.29.63.96)[10483] |
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Now for my imput, don't fret.
The report was good, granted your writing style was good, unlike that piece of trash Von-Doom made, but your report would of been great without those quotes on the pictures, you people are all trying to be like YRM!! Think of something different.
But onto the pictures, the messages inside those bubbles were extremely stupid and retarded(no pun intended), Most 8 year olds would think of shit like that, granted the comments from the reavers, zealots, etc were for comical purposes, they weren't. They were witless prattle to make up for the length of the report, I can't believe how godamn stupid it seemed when I saw that zealot say "Don't step on a crack", You should have your head split open with a piece of rebar you pathetic bastard.
I may be sounding critical..Well I am, this report Blew big fat dangly shriveled up floppy wet donkey dick.
If I were one of the judges, I would either..
1: Delete this report.
2: Give it a -2 and ban Bullseye
3: find where he lives and commit arsonry upon his house.
4: Pay off a mobster to break his knee caps.
5: Put Cyanide in his drink if possible.
I am going to go to my bathroom and throw up now because this report makes me so godamn sick to my stomach.
This has impacted me mentally and has scarred me for life, god damn you to the lowest compacts of hell Bullseye. Not even a mother could love someone like him. I pity his parents and his future offspring, he should be killed now to eliminate his brethren from the gene pool, god help us. |
| #8 Bullseye (spider-wk014.proxy.aol.com)[10487] |
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| Do me a favor and delete the report; I didn't expect this. |
| #9 Bullseye (nas-7-213.nyc.navinet.net)[10488] |
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| I made the last comment; just on a different ISP.. Same request. |
| #10 ~CB~ (buri.campus.vt.edu)[10489] |
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| Constructive. |
| #11 T_Mac (ts7-58t-21.idirect.com)[10490] |
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| I've heard that imitation is the highest form of flattery. So whats wrong with trying to copy YRM? His reports rock, and for a first effort, I think Bullseye did a great job. I dont know if you think flaming is cool, but sheesh, stfu |
| #12 Phuckin-Rhetard (ip181.tucson3.az.pub-ip.psi.net)[10491] |
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| (this comment deleted) |
| #13 Mark4 (1Cust243.tnt1.rdu1.da.uu.net)[10506] |
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PR does have a point. If you actually take someone like him seriously....
If it makes you feel any better, I have a quote from Theodore Roosevelt "It's not the critic that counts"
It actually goes on a bit from there but that's the bottom line. |
| #14 Bullseye (nas-4-168.nyc.navinet.net)[10537] |
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This shit is getting outta hand; you made your point, Rhetard, the report blows chunks. But damn you gotta move on, ya pathetic prick >:)
I have another little quote for you, "Opinions are like assholes...." PR, yours just happens to stink more than most :P Now let's all move on with our miserable lives. |
| #15 [5th]Krebster (spider-tp032.proxy.aol.com)[10545] |
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| Ain't nothin wrong with cornbread |
| #16 SqueakyMonkey (osh1-3bc.twcny.rr.com)[10546] |
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| Bah, don't let it get you down Bullseye, this report was better than anything I've ever written. (1 under this name, 4 under another different name - you don't need to know it, it's quite embarassing) and not one of them got gold. I suck at writing reports, and I never let it get me down. |
| #17 <img "http://www.3dgraphicworks.com/jwp/hc.jpg"> (office-193.x.beyond.com)[10680] |
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Good report. I enjoyed it.
You're trying to break new ground. I respect that. Keep it up.
-HC |
| #18 Ash (adsl-216-103-251-20.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net)[11101] |
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| I thought this was a decent report: better than a 5.0 anyway. I'd give it a 6.5 (not that my rating means anything) The picture quotes were pretty lame though. Leave them out next time. But by all means, try again. You've got lots of potential. And don't let PR get you down: he's just pissed because Farmer Bob locked up the henhouse and that means he's not getting any more nookie for a while. |
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