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#1 Smoked Pork[336]
Johnny:

These are the kind of quality battle reports you can expect to get when you advertise this site in the BN S&T forum.

Later,
SP




#2 :+:dynamic:+:[373]
I am sorry you did not enjoy my funny story, as in you apparently have no sense of humor.

I think you need to get a sense of humor, enjoy a thing for what it is, and NOTHING is perfect so don't crictize things that aren't!

If you would read it with a positive attitude and enjoy it for the laugh, maybe you wouldn't be so quick to critize.

P.S : Who said I tried on this BR? Who said it was my 100th!?!?!?! Try my 5th report!





#3 Smoked Pork[383]
I'd like to think I have a healthy sense of humor. Perhaps it's broken. I reread your "report" and still don't find it particularly humorous. The fact of the matter is that this is not a report in any sense. Basically the "battle report" consisted of this:

I scouted him. He chased me with SCVs. I made 15 wraiths and I won.

Not exactly an interesting read. I don't see what's funny about it, either. I mean, I can tell which parts <I>you</I> thought were funny, since you stuck plenty of "haha's" and "lol's" in there.

Oh well, I guess I'm just a dull guy.





#4 Bob the Newt[419]
Yes you are.
#5 Flint79[475]
I enjoyed it...hehehee
#6 ...[2282]
It was funny, but it isn't a report. That's why you're getting flamed
#7 *.* (loneranger.airswitch.com)[19257]
Coolest report EVER! You're getting a whole crapload of crap (makes a lot of sense, eh?) on how your br sucked. You just gotta see past the actual report part and imagine some newbie making his command center lift of and fly into a corner...Now, I know we've <i>all</i> done that before, I know I have, so let's not be too hasty to make fun....or, we can. Whatever, I still got a kick out of it

#8 <FONT COLOR=00FF00>RS.anime(RS)</FONT>[32750]
sfe-nm6-26.ix.netcom.com
ugggg
#9 Baxter-O'Bixby[39636]
adsl-63-195-119-107.dsl.snfc21.pacbell.net
It sounds like this newbie didn't even really try... it'd be a lot funnier if he had been trying to win with some gay strat and you smacked him down. Look at Dref's BGH Strat of the Day series for examples. ;-)
#10 Elendale[68678]
kundry.luther.edu
Last comment.
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#11 King_[LSRS-13][75675]
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sorry ele
#12 Moo[88975]
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#14 Annihilator[96452]
ras1-p290.jlm.netvision.net.il
Yay, now I can tell my grandchildren that I was the one who got the last comment in the report Number 100.
#15 slainn[114117]
bgp559251bgs.eatntn01.nj.comcast.net
Annihilator = owned.
#16 NotDefault[119822]
h24-76-248-3.vs.shawcable.net
June 17th, 2002
#17 Krazy_reaver[119986]
cache-dk10.proxy.aol.com
LOL That was hallarious but it wasnt a report and thats kindof the point of this site.
#18 Annihilator[128812]
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Report No. 100.
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#19 Cowboy_bebop[130083]
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Report No. 100
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#20 slainn[132974]
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report no.100
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i rule




#21 Cowboy_bebop[133315]
ool-182ea201.dyn.optonline.net
not really last comment






See you space cowboy..........
Cowboy_bebop
#22 Annihilator[134809]
ADSLP223-NV-p47.adsl.netvision.net.il
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#23 jimmy[135228]
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-NJ
#24 Smeagol[135282]
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smeagol again...........
!!!!!!!!!
hehehe.

My Precious...
#25 Cowboy_bebop[135788]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
hello
bye
over and out





sEe YoU sPaCe CoWbOy.......
Cowboy_Bebop
#26 penis[140125]
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penis
#27 FlavorOfYellow[140225]
ool-182d2b38.dyn.optonline.net
here to claim what is not mine? Yes
#28 slainn[140378]
12-234-73-167.client.attbi.com
yo who dem ghouls you be wit when you be ridin' through?~?~?~~~

4/30/03 midnight, last
#29 NotJim[162308]
pepperpot.nla.gov.au
2006~
#30 Some Guy[164790]
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LAST, 9/30/06
#31 some other guy[165522]
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last 7/25/07
#32 NotJim[165851]
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Last. October 2007



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